@DATABASE The Problem

@REMARK Written by The Problem...



@NODE Main "The Problem"
@{b}@{u}The Problem Stories Inc.  Presents:@{ub}@{uu}

@{b}The Problem@{ub} Guide, Welcome...

		@{" The Story     " LINK Story}
		@{" The People    " LINK People}   - Who are they?
		@{" The Equipment " LINK Equipment}   - What do they use?
		@{" The Modules   " LINK Modules}   - What did they do?
		@{" The Demos     " LINK Demos}   - They did demos too?
		@{" Adress/Boards " LINK Boards}   - Where can I reach them?
		@{" Companies     " LINK Companies}   - The Problem Companies?

		@{" Why?          " LINK Why}
		@{" News          " LINK News}   - What else is new?
		@{" Respect to... " LINK Credits}   - Who are our role-models?
		
* Pick a subject by clicking on its button.

* Go back by using the [Retrace] or [Contents] button.
@ENDNODE



@NODE Story "The Story"
@{b}@{u}The Story of The Problem@{ub}@{uu}

This is were we will tell you all about how @{b}The Problem@{ub} emerged from
the dark corridors of @{"Aalten" LINK Aalten}

In 1992 there was need for a change!
The old computer house modules had become repetitive, so a new sound emerged
from the underground with as first example:

				@{b}The Problem

The Problem@{ub} first consisted of Alco "Rhythm" Lammers and William "DJ Infinity"
Westrum. Their work was and is not meant 4 public use.
In 1993 Thijs "Solution" Stalenhoef joined and since then,
they lost control!!!

Crazy as they are they are producing hi-quality modules at hyperspeed!!!
Nothing can stop them now!!!
@ENDNODE



@NODE People "The People"
@{b}@{u}The People of The Problem@{ub}@{uu}

Here you can find all that unimportant personal stuff about those guys who
call themselves @{b}The Problem@{ub}.

	@{" Alco 'Rhythm' Lammers       " LINK Alco}
	@{" Thijs 'Solution' Stalenhoef " LINK Thijs}
	@{" William 'Infinity' Westrum  " LINK William}
	@{" Wanda                       " LINK Wanda}
	@{" CSilla                      " LINK CSilla}

@ENDNODE



@NODE Alco
@{b}@{u}AlcoRhythm@{ub}@{uu}

Alco "Rhythm" Lammers is the sampler and module composer.
He's 18 years old and studies at the MTS in D'chem.
He is a Hellraiser/Jurassic Park fanatic... (strange combination huh?)
Most of all (and we always forgot to put it in the Doc) he is a fan
of Stephen King. Yes, the king of horror!

@{b}Quote...@{ub}
"I think that the one thing that keeps me going, are the reactions (mainly
positive) to our mods. Together with Solution I spent a lot of time,
creating what I think, is good music (using a good computer! Thnx C=!!!).
Before that, I spent even more time on my keyboard (all by my self, in the
dark, I hate light) trying to find the right tune for the next mod.
If it wasn't for your reactions, I would have given up making mods a long
time ago.
It's really frustrating to realise how boring my life seems from the
outside. But if you where me, I am sure you wouldn't want it any different.
There is only one thing I am scared of: What if something happens to me, so
I can't make music anymore. What if my hearing wears off. I can't live
without (my) music. And right now, I notice that I forgot to turn on the
radio (I'm dying!)..."

					Signed AlcoRhythm...
@ENDNODE



@NODE Thijs
@{b}@{u}Solution@{ub}@{uu}

Thijs "Solution" Stalenhoef is a sampler and does some module work.
He's also responsible for distributing the stuff.
He is 1 of the sample sources of @{b}The Problem@{ub}!
Besides that he's Moderator of NLA_CHAT & NLA_AUDIO. 
He's 17 and studies at the CCS VWO in Aalten.
Together with his partner Monique Meekes he has won lots of prizes in
dance-contests...

@{b}Quote...@{ub}
"Music and dancing means LIFE to me...If I didn't have my module work
together with Alcorhythm I wouldn't be as much a human being as now!
When I get back from school I NEED some Techno/Breakbeat/Dance music.
It powers me up you see...Dancing too! People who see me dancing usually
think I'm nutz or drunk or both! They are simply too narrowminded to see
this is LIFE!!! Therefore I'd like to thank my partner in DANCE:
@{b}Monique@{ub} for her support in keeping my life going. All you people 
out there that have down'd our mods, keep up the good work and thnx 4 your 
support! Trance is also important, but in western society it is seen 
as something bad/weird/demonic. On the floor you go with the flow and 
your brain expands to cosmic proportions. 
Something else: When you buy records: LISTEN to them...do not only think
"Well...They're famous" or "Well...It has a nice bassline/beat". NO! Listen
to what the music has to offer. Listen to the whole concept and see the
record as a whole! House is a FEELING!!! (And that is something some
babyboomers/house-haters simply do not WANT to understand!!!)
House music as a whole is going through bad times! 
Organizing a party is getting tougher everyday! So if we
stick together and form ONE front we can DO something about it!
The 'drug problem' is probably the biggest argument against! But there is
no drug problem! I have NEVER seen a fight during a good party! (Either
completely Underground or out in the open, but then with support from the
city-counsel!) But in discos there are nothing BUT fights! During one party
I stepped on the toes of some person I wouldn't want to meet at night in a
small alley, but HE embraced me (yes he did) and said "Sorry Gabber, won't
happen again...". You try and give a similar example for a night in a
disco! So...Legalize (soft-) drugs like hashies and XTC, this will also
prevent trash-xtc to enter the market.
For now: Let us go back to 1988, The SUMMER OF LOVE! 
Peace, Love, Unity and RAVE!!!
Stay tuned for more stuff from me, Alco and the rest..."

				       __	Signed:
			              (          
				       \ OLUTION
        		             ___) 				      

@ENDNODE




@NODE William
@{b}@{u}DJ Infinity@{ub}@{uu}

William "Infinity" Westrum is a sample source for @{b}The Problem@{ub} 
And when I say sample source, I mean SAMPLE source (He's got 100s of CDs!!!)
He's 18 years old. He studies at the CCS HAVO, Aalten.
When @{b}The Problem@{ub} needs to record their work on tape, The DJ
supplies the audiomixing equipment.
He's got a girlfriend......

@{b}Quote...@{ub}

@ENDNODE



@NODE Wanda
@{b}@{u}Wanda@{uu}

Wanda@{ub} is the first woman that joined @{b}The Problem@{ub}. 
She is 19 and has long blond hair. 
She's a singer (listen to Wanda,Wanda2,Enraptor) and she sometimes helps
with the module work of the rest of @{b}The Problem@{ub} dries up.
She's about 1.76m and she studies at a MEAO in a town not far from the HQ!
In her spare time she used to be a maid...
(Read Wanda&CSilla) 

@{b}Quote...@{ub}
"Oh, I'm so happy these days! My work with @{b}The Problem@{ub} is truly
fantastic. It helped a great deal in rebuilding my life after I had some
really hard times. Thnx Solution, CSilla, William and Alcorhythm too! 
Your music has made my life worthwhile again.
Let everybody be them selfs and stop wearing masks! House is here, and it
is here to stay!!! To all you political persons out there: Damn You!!!
Everyone must be free to choose the form of music they like, and mine (and
@{b}The Problem@{ub}s) just happens to be house, SO WHAT!?
Luv to ALL who supported us (Also Alcos mother for suppling Bugles all the
time!) in one way or another!
I send you my love..."                                   
                                                          (\/)
                                        Signed:            \/
                                 (\/)
                                  \/      \/\/anda....

                                                (\/)
                                                 \/

@ENDNODE


@NODE CSilla
@{b}@{u}CSilla@{ub}@{uu}

She joined @{b}The Problem@{ub}, but she hasn't done much yet, besides
giving Solution and Alcorhythm (and Wanda too to some extent) a LOT of
inspiration... (She is being pushed to start singing too, her voice is
great! => Bjork?)
She's 18 and is the sun in the place! Always happy and cheerful!
Well...She just did her exams at CCS (VWO!) and is probably going to pass
them aswell!!! Almost certainly Enschede University is going to be her
place for the years to come...(The rest will miss her. She'll only be
around weekends!). And then her hair....Solution likes to play with it!
It is long, black and curly...

@{b}Quote...@{ub}
"I have to write this, they said. Because everybody did it! Personally I
don't think it is of no use to tell you who I am. You out there probably
read this because it came with the module. You got that because you want to
hear music, no matter who made it! But allright, I will tell you
something...
First of all: Just LOOK at the world around you! The world you and I have
to live in is not all as bad as it seems! Look at the birds, and smell the
flowers! Life is GREAT! Make wonderful friends (I know I have...) and live
life the best possible way! But...take care for the environment!
@{b}The Problem@{ub} are great guys, although Infinity should stop showing
up late and Alcorhythm should learn to control his tempre. Solution should
stop pushing me to sing for them! I'll sing when I'm ready! (Not now that
is!). Wanda is great too. But she should eat less Bugles...
With kind regards....
		
						Signed:

					          CSilla

@ENDNODE


@NODE Equipment "The Equipment"
@{b}@{u}The Equipment of The Problem@{ub}@{uu}

How do they do it? Here is your answer! A list of all the equipment used by
@{b}The Problem@{ub} :

1. A1200 with 2mb chipmem and 65mb HD.   (storage and tracking use)
2. A1200 with 2mb chipmem and 130mb HD.  (sampling and tracking use)
3. 1 Digimaster Sampler.                 (obvious use)
4. 1 Samsung Midi-Set.                   (CD/12" sampling)
5. 1 Philips Portable Sound thingy.      (cassette sampling)
6. 351+ CDs.				 (they eat CDs!)
7. 1 Stereo Sound Mixer (Alecto Pro 33). (recordings on tape)
8. 'MIDI Master' MIDI Interface.         (composing stuff)
9. 1 @{"GEM WS 2 Keyboard/Workstation." LINK WS2}
@ENDNODE



@NODE WS2 "Keyboard Workstation"
@{b}@{u}The GEM WS2 - Keyboard/Workstation@{ub}@{uu}

This one was so expensive that we'll tell you a little more about it.

@{b}The Problem@{ub} uses this device to compose their melodylines.
They also use it to find out what chords the victims in case of a
replication use. The sounds of the keyboard is often sampled if samples
couldn'd be sampled from the original source. Thanks to GEM!

The @{u}GEM WS 2 Keyboard/Workstation@{uu} is a now somewhat aged Keyboard
with some intelligent stuff in it to make it Workstation.
It has 61 lightweight fullsize keys. There are 128 sounds in it (to wich
you can add another 128). It knows 61 drumsounds, 96 global settings, 32
built in drum patterns and 32 realtime effects.
There is a pitchball, a soundmixing system, MIDI support, a Disk Drive
Option, a (5 way) split function, a 16 note polyphone, a sequencer (with
chain composer), an alpha dial, an audio in/out connection, a 2*20 Watt
built in speaker set and a lot more.

This was probably very boring, but we had to put it in, sorry!
@ENDNODE



@NODE Boards "Adresses and Boards"
@{b}@{u}Adresses and BBSs@{ub}@{uu}

Let's contact @{b}The Problem@{ub} now, at these adresses:

@{"Alco 'Rhythm' Lammers" LINK Alco}              @{"Thijs 'Solution'Stalenhoef" LINK Thijs}@{ub}
Lage Veld 114                       Bredevoortsestraatweg 66
7122 ZK Aalten                      7121 BK
The Neverlands                      The Neverlands
@{b}+31-(0)5437-75746                   +31-(0)5437-72450*@{ub}

                    @{"William 'DJ Infinity' Westrum" LINK William}
                    Kleine Moate 85
                    7123 CN
                    The Neverlands
                    @{b}+31-(0)5437-71331

Wanda and CSilla do not want their addresses to be published!!! 
Any mail for them should be sent to one of the rest!

* = Thijs Stalenhoef @{ub}can also B contacted by Netmail at:@{b}
    AMY: 39:157/101.12
    NLA: 14:105/2.12
    FIDO: 2:281/510.6
 	  2:283/410.12


@{u}And now for some REALLY C00L Boards:@{ub}@{uu}


		@{" The Twilight Zone" LINK BBS1} <-- Support BBS!


		@{" Dutch Dreams     " LINK BBS2} <-- DD Style WHQ!

		@{" Grafix Attack    " LINK BBS3} <-- All the GFX U can eat!

		@{" Penthe           " LINK BBS4} <-- Lot's of Mods!


 
These 4 are VERY C00L boardz and they all have a lot (all?) of our modules!
@ENDNODE


@NODE BBS2 "Dutch Dreams BBS"
@{u}@{b}Dutch Dreams@{uu}

Sysop...............:@{ub} WHiRLWiND (Said Ouissal)
@{b}CoSysop(s)..........:@{ub} Dennis The Menace
			       MB Productions
@{b}What's in store.....:@{ub} A lot...
@{b}Phone Number........: +31-(0)53-319-325

Comment from The Problem:@{ub}
Mmmm, we like this board....and the sysdude 2...
The sysdude was one of the first to recognise our true potential!
(Who was the first? - Ed.). It's the @{"DD Style" LINK DD} WHQ!!!
@ENDNODE



@NODE BBS1 "The Twilight Zone BBS"
@{u}@{b}The Twilight Zone@{uu}

Sysop...............:@{ub} Folkert de Gans
@{b}CoSysop(s)..........:@{ub} Arnoud Smit
		      Jeff Jangli
@{b}What's in store.....:@{ub} Lots of Mods
		      Demos

@{b}Phone Number........: +31-(0)20-676-4584

Comment from The Problem:@{ub}
Wow! This is our @{"support board" LINK Twilight}!
So (ofcourse) it has a special '@{b}The Problem@{ub}' area!!! 
(Look in the 'Modules' area...) 
And the sysop is really nice! (if you can get a hold of him...)
Thnx @{b}Folkert@{ub}!!! Thnx a thousand times over....and stuff...(or something)
(It has a CD-ROM too BTW!!! COOL!!!)
@ENDNODE



@NODE BBS3 "The Grafix Attack BBS"
@{u}@{b}The Grafix Attack@{uu}

Sysop...............:@{ub} Kees Huizer
@{b}CoSysop(s)..........:@{ub} Edwin Rusche
@{b}What's in store.....:@{ub} All the GFX you can imagine!
		      If there's something new, they've got it!!!
@{b}Phone Number........: +31-(0)20-474-5816

Comment from The Problem:@{ub}
This board has everything (HEY! The Twilight Zone has everything too! -
Ed.)!!! How do they do it? @{b}Kees@{ub} has always supported us, THNX!!!
@ENDNODE



@NODE BBS4 "Penthe BBS"
@{u}@{b}Penthe@{uu}

Sysop...............:@{ub} Leo Elsinga
@{b}CoSysop(s)..........:@{ub} 
@{b}What's in store.....:@{ub} Mods,Mods,Mods...(All the house/dance mods there
                      are?)
@{b}Phone Number........: +31-(0)17-369-8146

Comment from The Problem:@{ub}
This BBS was the first BBS @{b}EVER@{ub} to be called by 
@{b}The Problem@{ub}...The Sysop is an EX-DJ and is (still) a real
house-freak....If he's around (often late...), try and have a chat..
THNX @{b}Leo@{ub}!!!
@ENDNODE



@NODE Companies "Companies"
@{b}@{u}The Companies of The Problem@{ub}@{uu}

The Problem have a few so-called companies. 

What are those companies?

Well... The part of @{b}The Problem@{ub} that composes music is now
officially renamed to @{b}The Problem Music Inc.@{ub}
This doesn't mean that the name has changed, it just indicates that this is
the Music Part of @{b}The Problem@{ub}.
Another part of @{b}The Problem@{ub} is @{b}The Problem Stories@{ub} wich
is responsable for the lovely @{"Wanda&CSilla" LINK Wanda&CSilla} story, and
ofcourse, this doc.

There are more of those company parts.
There is a @{b}The Problem Graphics Centre@{ub} that designs their own logos 
and pictures. Another is @{b}The Problem Programming Inc.@{ub}

Whatever happens : The original name '@{b}The Problem@{ub}' will not change!
@ENDNODE


@NODE Wanda&CSilla "Wanda and CSilla"
                *
                ____   ___  ___   __  __  __    *
               /   _) /   )(___) /  )/  )/_ \
    *         |   /  /   / ---- /  //  // L) \                   *
              |   \/\\   \/   //  //  /_  _  |        *
        *      \____/(___/____)\____)___)/ |_| AND
                           __   __  __   _   _  ___   __
                     *    /  ) /  \/_ \ / \ / |/   \ /_ \     *
                         /  /\/   / L) \   \  || |\ \ L) \
*             *         /        /  _  |      || |/  )_  |              *
                        \___/\__/|_/ |_|__/\__//____// |_|
    *              *
                                                              *


What you see here, is the start of an amazing adventure.
The story is a real thriller. Spooky scenes, nice soundeffects(?) and a
little bit of erotic stuff.
The story tells how @{b}The Problem@{ub} got in touch with Wanda and CSilla
and what happened after the first meeting.

You will receive a part of the story with every module you download.
Just collect them all, and find out what Wanda did to CSilla, what CSilla
did to Wanda and what @{"Bugles" LINK Bugles} can do to a human being...

Take a bag of Bugles and read all about the exciting lives of five persons:

	@{"Wanda      " LINK Wanda}
	@{"CSilla     " LINK CSilla}
	@{"AlcoRhythm " LINK Alco} 
	@{"Solution   " LINK Thijs}
	@{"DJ Infinity" LINK William}@{ub}

The story is written by @{b}The Problem Stories Inc.@{ub} and may not be
continued by anyone else!
@ENDNODE



@NODE Bugles "Bugles"
@{b}@{u}Bugles@{uu}

Bugles@{ub} are very crispy snacks, produced by a company called Smiths.
They are currently destroying their reputation (good reputation) by giving
@{g}Bugles@{ub} a new (stupid) name: @{b}@{u}3Ds@{uu}!!!

The Problem@{ub} is NOT happy with that, because they supported these
wonderful @{b}Bugles@{ub} in almost all of their modules.
Hell, they even named one of their modules after them...

All three members noticed that the taste of the (former) @{b}Bugles@{ub} is
slowly changing into something undefinable, that undoubtably Smiths are
calling @{"3D" LINK 3D}...
@ENDNODE



@NODE 3D "3D"
@{b}@{u}3D@{uu}@{ub}

What is (love) 3D...

The world in which we live has 3D dimensions. There are as many dimensions
in a world as you can imagine different lines standing under a 90 degree 
angle to eachother. When you....GET ON WITH IT!!! Said God to the writer,
and he did....
@ENDNODE



@NODE News "News Page"
@{b}@{u}The News of The Problem@{ub}@{uu}

On this page you can read all the latest stuff about @{b}The Problem@{ub}.
You can find out what they did the last few days, what they bought, and
more importantly : This is the page were you can find out what the next
project of @{b}The Problem@{ub} will be.


1. @{b}The Problem@{ub} have been asked to become a part of DD Style!!!
   And they did! We will still be known as The Problem but some of our work
   will be esp. for Dutch Dream productions!!! (Like Demos/Music-Discs etc.)

2. Did U know that DJ Infinity has still got the same girl?!?

3. DJ Infinity is going to buy an A1200 soooooooooooon!!! 
   (He said this quite a long time ago...)

4. @{b}The Problem Stories Inc.@{ub} is now busy writing a story called
   @{"Wanda and CSilla" LINK Wanda&CSilla}.

 
See you in a next module!!!


                   @{b}The Problem@{ub}
           /\        The New
      ____/  \    /\___  Progressive Sound
              \  /           From @{"Aalten" LINK Aalten}
               \/                The Neverlands
@ENDNODE



@NODE Credits "The Problem Respects:"
@{b}@{u}Respects To@{ub}@{uu}

The Prodigy, Nexus 21, Moby, N-Joi and the rest at Deconstruction,
XL recordings, Suburban Base,@{b} Monique, Folkert de Gans, Kees Huizer,
Leo Elsinga,Rob Mantel, Robert Udo, Said Quissal @{ub}, 3Phase, DJ Dimitri,
Marcello, Lucien Foorth, Remy, and all other dutch top DJs,
@{b}All the DD members@{ub},DJ Hooligan,@{b} Richard D. James (aphex
Twin)@{ub}, Radio 538, Jaydee, Cappella, Carl Cox, Mickey Finn, 
Praga Khan & Jade4U, GTO, SL2, Liquid, Vrieze, The Future Sound Of London, 
DJAX UP, and everyone else who supported @{b}The Problem@{ub},
by downloading their modz!
All we forgot!!!
* Listen to the next @{"PARTYNIGHT" LINK 538} on Radio 538!
* And remeber to keep saying 'Bugles' to 3Ds!


@{b}@{u}Totally NO repect To@{ub}@{uu}

2 Unlimited, The Maker of the 'It's Brutal' module (600k+ and
1 sample a mod!!!!AGAD!!!), 2 Unlimited,
Smiths (renaming Bugles to 3Ds?!?!)
All SHORT-SIGHTED PC users who cannot respect Amigas,
and all DJs who can only play GabberHouse!!! (Fuck them)

And MOST OF ALL:
	H E D Y   D ' A N C O N A ! ! ! ! !
For NOT putting Radio 538 on the AIR!!! (10 Megz FREE DOWNLOAD, for
anyone who will BLOW HER HEAD OFF!!!!) 
@ENDNODE

@NODE Why "Why the fuck...."

Why did we make this guide anyway?

Well...The Problem indicated that nobody seemed to read their 'Problem.txt'
they put inside the doc. So they asked us (WE WANT TO BE KEPT ANONYMOUS!!)
to make a guide for them: This is it...We hope you'll n-joi it!

@ENDNODE

@NODE Aalten "Aalten"
@{b}@{u}Aalten@{ub}@{uu}

Aalten is a little spot on the map. It lays slightly left of the utmost
corner of the world. To find it, just follow the marks (along the big
mountain) that say "Horizon" until you see a small road called
AaltenStreet. Go in there and you should find it! You can always ask
someone on your way, though not many people take this trip...
@ENDNODE



@NODE Demos "Demos"
@{b}@{u}Demos@{ub}@{uu}

So they did, huh!?!

YES!!! They did...
Their demos are mainly (being) made by @{"DD Style" LINK DD} 
Other groups have been using their modules too!!!

@{b}@{u}Demos released:@{ub}@{uu}
1. Historic Moments	-	This demo was made by Revelation, and
				sports a soundtrack made by @{b}The Problem@{ub}.
				Jean M. Jarre - Orient Express

@{b}@{u}Demos 2 B released soon:@{ub}@{uu}
1. A Raytrace Demo	-	This demo is coded by Genetix 
				(A part of @{b}DD Style@{ub})
				It has lots of raytraced pictures in it and
				has @{"The Spectacle" LINK Spectacle} for a theme.

2. @{"Delusive" LINK Delusive}            -       Cowabunga!!! This is going
				to be IT!!! This will be their first
                                music-disk! But wait!!! Don't stop now! 
				Press THE BUTTON!!!	
				(Made by @{b}DD Style@{ub} also)			

3. Unnamed		-	A demo they will (perhaps) make with
				Revelation...
@ENDNODE



@NODE DD "DD Style"
@{b}@{u}DD Style@{ub}@{uu}

Right...Who are these guys then?!

Well they are a group of demo makers, who have their own netwerk of BBSs.
@{b}The Problem@{ub} are a part of this group which is very large!

@{"Memberlist" LINK DDM}
 
Their WHQ is called Dutch Dreams and can be reached at +31-(0)53-319-325
The Sysops name is Said Ouissal while he calls himself WHiRLWiND....
Strange guy....

@ENDNODE



@NODE Delusive "Delusive"
@{b}@{u}The Delusive Demo@{ub}@{uu}

What's this all about???

Well, this demo is going to be a major breakthrough in the demo-scene!!!
(That is, we HOPE so...) 
See it as a combination of a music disk and a trackmo...
Each mod will have it's own demo, their own unique set of FX!!!
Well...Here's sumtin about these modules...

Nota Bene: All these modules combined form @{b}The Problem@{ub}s FIRST ever EP!!!
           They call it 'The Synchronized Minds EP'.....Get that demo now!
	   
@{b}1. Synchronized minds
The Problem@{ub} seems to have synchronized minds...Always when they are
together, they will say the same things at the same time, and do the same
doings at the same interval :-)).
What about the track then? Well...Breakbeats...Acid Bleeps...Ruff synths!!!
Warp-Factor 9!!!

@{b}2. Floating Sheep@{ub}
A floating sheep is one free of pressure! A floating sheep is one at ease!
This mod contains (house :-) ) lots of 'twinkling' sounds, etnic drums,
there are no sheep, and they don't float! You @{b}WILL@{ub} after hearing
this fantastic module...

@{b}3. Long Term@{ub}
Making modules is a difficult process. You have to plan everything a long,
long time in advance. @{b}The Problem@{ub} have been planning a fast
brekbeat module for a long time, and this is it! 160 BPM, and reggae
backing. Hear for yourself...

4. @{"Bugles" LINK Bugles}
Well here is the @{b}The Problem@{ub} theme! They called it @{b}Bugles@{ub}
for obvious reasons. They live on them...
About the music: Its a @{"Mellow" LINK Mellow} track.
It's not entirely unlike a crossover between Country&Westerns 'Reincarnation'
and Slo Moshuns @{"'Bells Of NewYork'" LINK BellsOfNY} 
(No it's NOT!!! - Ed.)

@{b}5. Delusive@{ub}
....?
@ENDNODE



@NODE DDM "Dutch Dreams Members"
@{b}@{u}Here's a complete Memberlist@{ub}@{uu}

Amiga Section

Whirlwind         - Leader, SysOp WHq Dutch Dreams
Apollo            - Co-Leader, SysOp EHq Stonehenge
 
Eagle             - SysOp Delta (Elite Only)
Al Capone         - SysOp Bust It! (U(tils)D(ivision)Hq)
Dennis The Menace - Trader, CoSysOp Dutch Dreams
MB Productions    - CoSysOp Dutch Dreams (Util Div)
Mega Fortress     - SysOp DHq MF Enterprise
Sky Raider        - Trader, CoSysOp MF Enterprise & Safari
Predator          - SysOp Twilight Zone (Main Dist Site The Problem)
Grinder           - SysOp Tycoon Lagoon 
Acetone           - Trader (Public Energy)
Embryo            - SysOp Console EHq Twice Lost
Deathrider        - SysOp BHq Last Action
Comminicator      - SysOp PHq House Of Consumption (Temp Offline)
SubZero           - Trader SNes Warez
Feanor            - MailTrader (Genetic)
The I.D.Man       - Trader
X-es              - Trader, CoSys at Stonehenge

Solution          - Musician
DJ Infinity       - Musician
AlcoRhythm        - Musician
Prosatanus        - Grafician
Orlingo           - Musician & Grafician
Xaron             - Musician
Muse              - Musician
IGM               - Musician
One               - Grafician
Solo              - Coder
Tib 		  - Coder
Black18           - Hardware & Money Supplier
Falcon            - Musician

PC Section

James Bond        - Leader
Sherlock Holmes   - Co-Leader

To Fat            - Grafician
King Terry        - Grafician
Sid Barret        - SysOp PC Hq Pink Floyd
Maverick          - Trader

Boards
~~~~~~
Dutch Dreams          (WHq) - +31-53-319325   - 24h
MF Enterprise         (dHq) - +31-72-151193   - 24h
Stonehenge            (eHq) - +31-5413-55073  - 24h
Twice Lost           (CEhq) - +31-75-356496   - 24h
Delta                 (PvS) - +31-5410-31092  - 24h                      
Bust It!             (UDHq) - +31-NotYetWork  - xxh
Pink Floyd           (PCHq) - +31-5490-51164  - 24h
First Action          (BHq) - +32-89306401    - 24h 4 Nodez Ringdown
House Of Consumption  (PHq) - +315-14912872   - 24h

@ENDNODE



@NODE Mellow "Y(M)ellow Pages..."
@{b}@{u}Mellow@{ub}@{uu}

What the Hell is that???

First off: Mellow is NOT (only) Robin S. (so...C00L it D.S.!)
	   Also, Mellow is NOT 2 Unlimited (god no!)

Mellow is a collection of all types of music (most of them haven't got a
name), that are not @{"Hardcore" LINK Hardcore} or @{"Techno" LINK Techno}! 
It is what you hear when you listen to @{"The PartyNight" LINK 538}.
@{b}
Best examples (10-06-'94) are:

	Country&Western   -   ReIncarnation
	XPress2		  -   Say What!
	2 Phases	  -   Quest 4 Trance
	Slo Moshun        -   @{"Bells of New York" LINK BellsOfNY}
	LuvSpunge	  -   Do You Feel What I'm Feeling?
@{u}
	Joe T. Vanelli feat. @{"CSilla" LINK CSilla}  -  Play With The Voice
@{uu}

Record Labels:

	Junior Boys Own (XPress2)
	Outland         (LuvSpunge)
	Wonka		(DJ Creator)
	Work		(Sil)
@ENDNODE



@NODE Hardcore "BreakBeats / Hardcore"
@{b}@{u}BreakBeat@{uu}

BreakBeat@{ub} is a form of music that originates from the U.K. (To the
West of Neverland, and dicovered by Columbus(? - Ed.) )
It uses a strange pattern in the Drumsection, is very catchy, and
frequently used by @{b}The Problem!
Breakbeats@{ub} are often used together with other music, creating stuff
like Ragga-BreakBeat or Jungle-BreakBeat...
@{b}
There are LOTS of GREAT BreakBeat-Tracks around: 

	The Prodigy     -   All
	Altern8		-   All (@{"Armageddon" LINK Armageddon})
	DJ Hype		-   All
	Acen		-   Close Your Eyes
			-   Trip 2 The Moon
			-   Kaleidascopiclimax
			-   Window In The Sky 
	The Problem	-   @{"Talk" LINK Talk}
			-   @{"The Twilight Zone" LINK Twilight}
			-   @{"Long Term" LINK Delusive}
			

@{u}Buy some TODAY!!!




Hardcore@{uu}

Hardcore@{ub} is music that is mainly fast. Actually, its ONLY fast...
It is even debatable if it IS music...
You can recognize a Hardcore lover by the total absence of any hair.
@{b}
There are SOME good Hardcore tracks:

	Jones & Stephenson   -   The First/Second Rebirth
	DJ Hooligan	     -   All
	And that's it...

Record Labels :
	Bonzai 		(Jones & Stephenson)
@{ub}

The remarks made above, are strictly meant to indicate what @{b}The Problem@{ub}
thinks. They souldn't be interpretated as insults (or something...)
@ENDNODE 

@NODE TECHNO "Techno/Ambient"
@{b}@{u}Techno/Ambient@{ub}@{uu}

This is no place for 2Unlimited!!! (Rule: When there's a video with people
in it shouting "Techno,Techno,Techno" that means it is NOT! - Ed.)
Techno is also a name for a board scope of music types.
There's Intelligent Techno (Under this we also put Ambient) with guys like
Richard D. James (Known as 'Aphex Twin' or 'Polygon Window') and there is
stuff like Hardtrance (So Sven Vaeth and Spicelab) and Acid.(Acid Junkies)
They both aren't mellow or hardcore or breakbeat or 2Unlimited or what
ever. THIS IS A CLASS APART!!!
The music is mostly more abstract (or something)...

@{b}Good Tracks:

			Aphex Twin	- 	On
			Polygon Window	-	Surfing on Sinewaves
			Sven Vaeth	-	An Accident in Paradise
			Spicelab	-	Lost in Spice
			Acid Junkies	-	Paranoid Experience
			Mike Dearborn	-	Chaotic State

Best labels:
				
			Warp (Aphex Twin)
			DJAX-UP (Acid Junkies/Mike Dearborn)
			Harthouse (Spicelab/Sven Vaeth)

@ENDNODE


			
@NODE 538 "Radio 538"
@{b}@{u}The Radio 538 (Now Dance) Partynight@{uu}

The Partynight@{ub} is a great source of inspiration to @{b}The Problem@{ub}
In this night, Radio 538 will play a constant stream of Mellow!
Some of the best DJs around will play their stuff here:
@{b}
			100% Isis
			DJ Marcello
			DJ Jean
		      >	Lucien Foorth <
			Maurits Paardekooper			
			and more...
@{ub}
Although the major event always takes place on Saturday Nights (once in
about 4 weeks), there is ABSOLUTELY no reason why you should not listen!!!
The only valid one, is the one where you just picked up your girl! (Then
listen together!!! - Ed.)
@{b}
Don't miss the next one, just don't!!!@{ub} (tape it...)
@ENDNODE






@NODE Modules "The Modules"
@{b}@{u}The Modules of The Problem@{ub}@{uu}

This a list of all available modules by @{b}The Problem@{ub} until now:
              
01. @{"Invention                     " LINK Invention}
02. @{"Hell's Party                  " LINK HellsParty}
03. @{"Wanda                         " LINK Wanda1}
04. @{"The Love Party                " LINK LoveParty}
05. @{"Grafix Attack                 " LINK GfxAttack}
06. @{"Armageddon                    " LINK Armageddon}
07. @{"Penthe                        " LINK Penthe}
08. @{"Talk                          " LINK Talk}
09. @{"The Spectacle                 " LINK Spectacle}
10. @{"Enraptor                      " LINK Enraptor}
11. @{"U Got 2 Let The Music         " LINK Cappella}
12. @{"The Twilight Zone             " LINK Twilight}
13. @{"Doop                          " LINK Doop}
14. @{"Wanda 2 - The Mellow Influence" LINK Wanda2}
15. @{"Bells Of NewYork              " LINK BellsOfNY}
@ENDNODE




@NODE Invention "Mod.Invention"
Replication of a CD Track.
Created after hearing the track on a CD called "Move The House 8".
Try this on 4 size...it's GOOD!
@{b}
Original Title : I Can't Take This
Original Artist: Rhythm Invention@{ub}
@ENDNODE
             
@NODE HellsParty "Mod.Hells_Party" 
Replication of a CD Track.
Created after hearing the track on a CD called "Move The House 8".
At first the samples were taken from a tape, wich made this module somwhat
low quality. This has been corrected, and the final version is incredible!
Very good!
@{b}
Original Title : Hell's Party
Original Artist: GLAM@{ub}
@ENDNODE
         
@NODE Wanda1 "Mod.Wanda"
Cowabunga! Heeere iiis Wandaaa!
First module completely composed by @{b}The Problem@{ub} it self!
Created after hearing a radio commercial for a 'sex o phone'. The Voice
said her name (@{"Wanda" LINK Wanda}) and it was sampled. The beginning of a complete
adventure!
It's great. If u are a House Freak then get a load of this!
@ENDNODE
                  
@NODE LoveParty "Mod.LoveParty"
And now something completely, completely different :-) An ambient xperiment!
Very strange. The only reason this module was released was that it had to
be proved that @{b}The Problem@{ub} could do these SLOW mods to.
However, to keep up the reputation in the House scene, they managed to only
use sounds, sampled from house CDs...
@ENDNODE
         
@NODE GfxAttack "Mod.Grafix-Attack"
Well, this speaks 4 it self.
Created to onor the great @{b}Grafix Attack BBS@{ub}. We were asked to make
a theme, and we did it.
Grafix Attack (BBS) Theme, very nice!!!
@ENDNODE
    
@NODE Armageddon "Mod.Armageddon"
Finally some English Hardcore!!!
@{b}The Problem@{ub} took the challenge and made an 'Altern 8' module.
And it worked out just fine! The resemblence is almost perfect.
Created after hearing the track on the Altern8 Album. Not all samples used
came from this album though (find out wich one!).
@{b}
Original Title : Armageddon
Original Artist: Altern 8@{ub}
@ENDNODE

@NODE Penthe "Mod.Penthe"
A promotion mod!
@{b}The Problem@{ub} pays their respects to 'Penthe BBS #1'
150 BPM!!! You'll like this for sure!
Lots of very good drums in here, so no reason why you shouldn't have this!
If you like it hard: Get It!
@ENDNODE

@NODE Talk "Mod.Talk"
A mod about 'The Amazing Way In Wich A Human Communicates.' 
It's very heavy, it's very good and it is composed by @{b}The Problem@{ub}...
Uses samples that were coinsedently sampled during a TV program. It just
happened, and it was responseble for a VERY C00L module indeed!
Uses Breakbeats as well as the normal boom-boom beat.
@ENDNODE
 
@NODE Spectacle "Mod.Spectacle" 
Fabulous module...of course!
No Breakbeats in this mod, wich means that you can expect something a little
more to the @{"mellow" LINK Mellow} side of House. The beat seems to be quite popular too.
Just listen, it's high quality all the way, with a little surprise at the
end!
Great!!!
@ENDNODE
 
@NODE Enraptor "Mod.Enraptor"
And now for something completely different!
Yes, yes, yes!!! We did it again, another fab mod! With a good drum part,
and with vocals by the (by now) well know @{"WANDA" LINK Wanda}!!!
This was created because of the fact that Wanda was now an official member
of @{b}The Problem@{ub}. The title is randomly picked. Sorry for that!
@ENDNODE
 
@NODE Cappella "Mod.U_Got_2_Let_Music"
After a long time, @{b}The Problem@{ub} releases another replication mod!
This time Cappella was the lucky group!!! We used 38(!!!) Samples by 
combining some of them into one sample! The mod was created after one of
the member of @{b}The Problem@{ub} got the single. It seemed impossible to
do, but when it was finnished, it sounded pretty good! 
So....here is:
@{b}
Original Title : U Got 2 Let The Music
Original Artist: Cappella@{ub}
@ENDNODE
 
@NODE Twilight "Mod.Twilight-Zone"
Breakbeats are back!
Created to onor the great @{"'TwilightZone BBS'" LINK BBS1}.
As U should know by now, The Twilight Zone is our official support BBS!
It has all our modz. And now we bring U The Twilight Zone Theme!
After 3 modz without, we used breakbeats again, AND HOW! Listen 4 your self
and call: The Twilight Zone! (Mention this guide)
@ENDNODE
 
@NODE Doop "Mod.Doop_van_Doop"
Yes, yes, yes!!! Another remake!
@{b}The Problem@{ub} proudly presents: Doop - Doop - Doop
This module was created a long time before the track became popular.
It was rereleased a few months later in a *STUPID* remix.
This mod is the replication of the first release in the Urge 2 Merge Mix!
It is MUCH MUCH MUCH better! Guarranteed!
@{b}
Original Title : Doop
Original Artist: Doop@{ub}
@ENDNODE
 
@NODE Wanda2 "Mod.Wanda2"
The longest module @{b}The Problem@{ub} ever made.
There are two completely different parts. Part 1 and....Part 2.
The first one is sort of a ReMix of the original Wanda Module, though the
only thing that is still in tact is the @{"Wanda" LINK Wanda} Voice, from the commercial.
The more expirienced Problem Listener, will even recognize the Piano in
this mix (in the second half of the first part!)

The second is a *@{"MELLOW" LINK Mellow}* part.
This part is also available as a standalone module, called Mellow Infuence!
It's very cool, and super addictive. Once you hear this, you will not want
to stop!

Total playing time (both parts) is 
over 9 minutes (ALL 63 Patterns!), and the time is really worth it!!!
@ENDNODE

@NODE BellsOfNY "Mod.BellsOfNY"
Wow, what a slammer!
It's a replication of the 12" and it's great!!!
The module is about the biggest (in size) of all our mods and there's
a very nice surprice in it... just listen and you'll hear!
This module is aimed at the @{"Mellow" LINK Mellow} fanatics. We replicated the WHOLE track,
wich can't be called short...
@{b}
Original Title : Bells of New York
Original Artist: Slo Moshun@{ub}
@ENDNODE
