... Complete the following word analogy: 
    Add is to Substract as Multiply is to:
           1) DIVIDE
           2) ROUND
           3) RANDOM
           4) On a Pentium, all of the above
... Q: According to Intel, The Pentium conforms to
       the IEEE standards 754 and 854 for floating
       point arithmetic. If you fly in an aircraft
       designed using a Pentium, what is the correct
       pronunciation of "IEEE"?
     
    A: Aaaaaaaiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee!
... Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC
       with a research grant?
     
    A: A Mad Scientist.
... TOP TEN SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM
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    9.9999973251   It's a flaw, Damnit not a Bug
    8.9999163362   It's Close enough, We say So
    7.9999414610   Nearly 300 Correct opcodes
    6.9999831538   You don't need to know what's Inside
    5.9999835137   Redefining the PC -- and Mathematics as well
    4.9999999021   We fixed it, Really
    3.9998245917   Division Considered Harmful
    2.9991523619   Why do you think they call it
                        *FLOATING POINT*?
    1.9999910351   We're looking for a Few Good Flaws
    0.9999999998   The Errata inside
... Q: What's another name for the "Intel Inside" 
       sticker they put on Pentiums?
     
    A: The Warning Label.
... Q: Why didn't Intell call the Pentium the 586?
     
    A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the
       first Pentium and got 585.999983605.
... Q: Did you hear about the new "Morning After" pill
       being developed as a replacement for RU-486???
     
    A: It's called RU-PENTIUM. 
       It causes the embryo to not divide correctly.