This is your call number ~104 here. You are the ~WWWth caller here.
                   You have ~138 minutes left for this call.

       Today we've had ~B uploads making up a total of ~AAAA kilo bytes.
             Yesterday we had ~C uploads sizing up to ~CCCC kilos.
     During the last 7 days people have uploaded ~JJ files and ~IIII kilos.
          On the average we get ~nnn files and ~mmmmm kilos in a day.
               That makes ~ttt files and ~sssss kilos in a week !

           You are the ~Oth caller today, yesterday we got ~P calls.
   The BBS has been busy ~RR % today, usually we are busy ~[[[ % of the day.
   That means we've been online today for ~MMM minutes (usually ~zzzzz mins).

                      The last caller that visited us was:
@@   EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE on node J at BBBBB, AAAAAAAAA and logged out at CCCCC

              Btw. the average call lenght here is ~yyyy minutes.

     Hmmm... what else... oh yes, I've been paged ~i times today and ~l new
                              users called today.

                     Here's a nice quote to make your day:

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