*3@2              REASONS WHY THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS HARD TO LEARN*2@1
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Well,   in  the last issue I had a@1 "POP"@5 at some Glasgow sayings  and  there
meaning,  Now it the turn of the English, and just how other nations find it
so hard to learn#8 :@1).......@4read very carefully!
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1)@3 The bandage was wound around the wound.
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2)@3 The farm was used to produce produce.
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3)@3 The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
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4)@3 We must polish the Polish furniture.
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5)@3 He could lead if he would get the lead out.
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6)@3 The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
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7)@3 Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to
   present the present.
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8)@3 When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
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 9)@3 I did not object to the object.
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10)@3 The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
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11)@3 There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
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12)@3 They were too close to the door to close it.
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13)@3 The buck does funny things when the does are present.
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14)@3 A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
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15)@3 To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
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16)@3 The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
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17)@3 After a number of injections my jaw got number.
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18)@3 Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
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29)@3 I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
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20)@3 How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?