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A Barefoot Dancer On Broken Glass.
"All life's answers are on TV" - Homer Simpson.
Better know nothing than half-know many things.
Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers.
"Facts are stupid things" - R. Reagan
Frankly My Dear, I Don't Give a Damn"
"Look at all the indians!" - G. Custer
Why does it hurt when I pee?
A computer a day.....
A contradiction in terms: >>User Friendly<<
A day without sunshine is like night.
Adult GIF files are meant for testing monitors!!
All generalizations are false.
And remember kids, DON'T try this at home!
Aspirins give me a headache.
Born Free, Taxed to Death !!
Call The Bates Motel BBS: 1-800-BIG-NIFE
Failed as a proof-reader for M & M's
He's dead Jim... Grab his wallet!!!
I am free of prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
IBM stands for Inferior But Marketable.
IBM: U can buy better, but U can't pay more
In the end, Gravity Wins -- Dolly Parton.
My other computer is a HAL 9000!
OS/2...half an operating system!
Tagline dispenser temporarily out of order.
To Boldly Probe Where No Man Has Probed Before!!!