Yeah, right, and butts will fly out of my monkey!?!?!
Whoa!  Butts flew out of your monkey!??!  Ouch!  Ouch!  OUCH!! (big one)
Whoa!  Butts flew out of %1's monkey!?!?!  ...   That looks awfully painful!
Whoa!  Butts flew out of %1's monkey!??!  I beg your pardon?