Calm down! It's just ones and zeroes!

Life starts at '030, fun at '040, impotence at '86!

Computers don't make errors... just slight mistakes!

The faster routine is the one you don't call!

Amiga OS 2.0 is not the answer.\Amiga OS 2.0 is the question, YES is the answer!

BUGS?!? Data Becker just produces features!

One Magician is two too many.

It's not possible to both understand and appreciate Intel CPUs.

It's impossible to make things foolproof 'cause fools are so ingenious.

There is no problem too big to be solved with EXPLOSIVES!

Reentrant code - the only way to fly!

Integer math - it's all so pointless...

I'd really like to change the world - but they won't give me the source!

Programming is like sex:\One mistake and you have to support it for your life!

Do you work to live or live to work?

Intel Outside ;-)