In this quip.dat file, there are 1,361 different quips available. 
Hopefully, very few of them repeat <sigh>.  Think of it... well over a
quip a day in this file!

In any event, you could put this in your s: directory for Quip to read on
its own.  I've included a search table file, so you don't have to mess
with it yourself, but you should be aware that, if you edit this file, you
will probably want to create a new search table.. especially if you cut a
lot of quips out of it.

Also, note that I got most of these things from 'fortune', but there are a
few of them I made up on my own, and there may even be a few that some of
my users from my BBS (when it was up) came up with.  Whatever.. enjoy!

- Trey