Wednesday 7th June 1995
(C) JIPsoft


                        Wine


Once upon a time, two boys suddenly become overcome by an overwhelming desire
for wine. Then they saw half a bottle of wine next to a beautiful girl on a
table.
  They decided to compete with each other. The winner would take the wine and
the loser would take the girl. However beautiful a girl she was, the loser
would have the worst deal.

So, they decided to tell the girl a story. The boy whose story she liked least
would win and have the wine. Both competitors started making up stupid stories.
  The first boy told the girl a long story about politics and religion. "It's
such an interesting story, I want to hear more!" she said.
  The second boy just told her what awful weather it was outside. She yawned,
so he took the wine and drank a sip of it.