Thursday 8th June 1995
(C) JIPsoft



            The complete diary of a homeless person


    Wednesday 29. September 2010

Greetings, diary. I have just bought you in a diary shop with the money I
received from the post. You cost only a quarter of it.
  You may be wondering why I got money from the post. I shall tell you the
answer. It is because I am homeless. But now I shall go to sleep.

    Thursday 30. September 2010

I have just been woken up by a large amount of foul-smelling garbage. I now
remember I've fallen asleep and slept on the city dump. Since it was only 5:30
am, I took my dirty clothes off and washed both them and me in the nearby river
Progress. It was fun, and wet.
  Then I got dressed. By the time my clothes had dried, it was already 10:00
am.
  I spent the day normally.

    Friday 1. October 2010

I have visited a house salesman. His name is Honest Igor, and he said he would
have a house for me on Tuesday for just three rubli.

    Saturday 2. October 2010

I am waiting for the house.

    Sunday 3. October 2010

I am still waiting for the house.

    Monday 4. October 2010

I am, etc.

    Tuesday 5. October 2010

The house Honest Igor promised me just landed on my feet. It weighed 18000
tonnes, but it did not matter, because my feet are really implants made of
steel.
  The house is entirely legal and listed in the in the City Records as truly
and wholly mine. It's even better than the mansion I was born in. Vot, this
Honest Igor really is honest!
  I shall end this diary now, for I no longer am homeless.