I - a bullier? My name is Mr. X. I can't remember my real name. And even if I actually did remember it, I would not tell you it. I am a bullier, I am a tough and strict professional bullier, and I am proud of it. Bullying is my life. It would be very sad without bullying. I bully everyone who doesn't bully me, and most of those who bully me. There are five kinds of people in my school. One of the kinds is those whom I don't bully. The second is those whom I bully, and they don't do anything about it. The third kind is those whom I bully, and they bully me back. The fourth kind is those I bully so that they lose conciousness. The fifth kind is those whom I bully so that they die. People who bully me can make me lose my conciousness, but that is okay. It is one of the risks in a bullier's profession.