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%EMOTION
Air
Anatomy
Babysitters
Bad Breath
Beauty
Blind Beggars
Choice
Cost of Living
Country Living
Dark
Death
Destruction
Drinking
Dumb Novelty Programs (like this one)
Evil
Filth
Flat Squirrels on the Highway
Good
Gossip about \WHOIS
Hope
Inflation
Justice
Knowledge
Light
Love
Lust
Oblivion
Peace
Pestilence
Pillow Talk
Plague
Psyche
Rock and Roll
Situation Comedies
Supermarket Rags
Television
Travel
Ugliness
Utter Dullness
Vengeance
Video Games
Wallpaper
War
Water
Wisdom

%WHATIS
Scion of the Elder Race
\WHOIS/ 's Mentor
the Albatross
the Big Baby
the Birdman of Alcatraz
the Bull
the Car
the Centaur
the Comic Sensation
the Consort of \WHATIS
the Crab
the Earth Mother
the Elder
the Elvis Impersonator
the Fish
the God of \EMOTION
the Goddess of \EMOTION
the Guardian of \EMOTION
the Gweat and Powerful
the Horse
the Jedi Master
the Joker
the Lion
the Merciless
the One Who Fights \EMOTION
the One Who Has Seen \WHATIS From Afar
the One Who Resembles \WHATIS
the One and Only
the One who Brings \EMOTION
the One who Predicts That \PREDICTION
the One with the Power of \EMOTION
the Patron of \EMOTION
the Penguin
the Polka Dotted
the Psychic
the Ram
the Riddler
the Ruler of \EMOTION
the Scorpion
the Scourge of Heaven
the Small
the Source of All \EMOTION
the Speaker for \EMOTION
the Sucker of Dust
the System Administrator
the Turtle
the Twin
the Twin Tower
the Virgin
the WWF Champion
the Water Bearer
the Wise
the \WHOIS Lookalike

%WHOIS
Aquarius
Aries
Cancer
Cheryl
Chronos
Chthon
Cinderella
Einstein
Elijawon
Elvis
Emperor Chung
Flash Gordon
Gaia
Gamera
Gemini
George \WHOIS Washington
Glinda
Godzilla
He-Man
Hel
Houdini
Howdy Doody
Jason
Jeane Dixon
Jupiter
King Kong
Kral
Leo
Libra
Lot O. Droyd
Manitoba
Margaret Thatcher
Mars
Mercury
My Mother
Neptune
Nostradamus
Obiwan Kenobi
Odin
Oz
Papa Smurf
Penacook
Pisces
Pluto
Prince Charming
Ray Frank
Regina
Renaldi
Ronald Reagan
Saturn
Scooby Doo
Scorpio
She-Mommy
She-Ra
Sitting Bull
Taurus
Thor
Uranus
Venus
Virgo
Yoda
Yogi Bear
Zarkov
Zeus
\WHOIS ( \WHATIS ) \WHOIS

%PREDICTION
good fortune awaits you around every corner
it's not what you do, it's how you do it
people say \PREDICTION
the Force is strong in you
you are not satisfied with life
you are not satisfied with your position
you feel you are not living up to your potential
you harbor a secret desire to become \WHATIS/ . Hide these feelings
you have a brilliant future ahead of you. But rest not; \PREDICTION
you have an ardent desire to add more predictions to this program. Hold that thought, and \WHOIS/ , \WHATIS/ , predicts that \PREDICTION
you have contracted a fatal illness and will die
you have contracted a fatal illness, but your belief in \WHOIS/ , \WHATIS/ , will pull you through
you have dreamed that \PREDICTION/ . You will have such dreams again
you must not believe predictions from cheap programs like this one. Look to \WHOIS for clear truth
you must shun \WHATIS at all turns. Be vigilant in this
you often have fits of depression and feelings of uselessness
you will be contacted by aliens within the year. You may not recognize them, though they will give you clear signs
you will be fired for spending so much time playing with a cheap little program like this one
you will buy something from the Home Shopping Network
you will change your name three times in the next three years. You will not change it to \WHOIS/ . Yet, \WHATIS will continue to influence your every move
you will die before you finish reading this prediction, unless \WHOIS smiles on you. If you DO survive, \WHATIS will require a sacrifice before you learn that \PREDICTION
you will donate all your worldy possessions to \WHOIS/ , \WHATIS/ . You align yourself correctly for the coming jihad
you will not die before you finish reading this prediction
you will take a long trip soon
your good fortune is at an end. Look to \WHOIS/ , \WHATIS/ , for guidance
your hair is changing color. Also, \PREDICTION
your karma is troubled
your life has already peaked. You are on a long, downward slide
your nose is oddly formed, and your eyes are of different color
your phone is not ringing
your phone will ring soon. It will be someone whom you aren't looking at, or \WHATIS/ . If the latter, leave a message at the tone
your situation is improving
your terminal is straining your eyes

%FULLTHING
"I predict that \PREDICTION/ ", says \WHOIS/ , \WHATIS/ . Listen well, for \PREDICTION/ .
An urgent message from \WHATIS! Ignore this, and find that \PREDICTION. But listen well, and hang a token of \WHOIS/ , \WHATIS/ , about your neck, for \PREDICTION/ .
Bathe in the presence of \WHOIS/ , and know that \PREDICTION/ .
Beware, \WHATIS has said that \PREDICTION/ , but \PREDICTION/ .
Heretic! Listen not to the simpleminded aphorisms of \WHOIS/ ! Only \WHOIS/ , \WHATIS/ , can help! Heed this, or I predict that \PREDICTION/ !
I have received a psychic message from \WHATIS/ , who says that \PREDICTION/ . If so, \WHOIS forsees that \PREDICTION/ . This is true. Do not ignore this, or \WHOIS/ , \WHATIS/ , will become extremely angry.
I've heard that \PREDICTION/ . To avoid this fate, buy the seven Books of \WHATIS/ , and \WHOIS will smile upon you once again, and you will find that \PREDICTION/ .
Know that \PREDICTION/ . All this \WHOIS has seen. Remember, \WHATIS is never wrong. As a token of truth, \PREDICTION/ .
Listen! \WHATIS has seen that \PREDICTION/ ! Prove \WHOIS wrong, and instead, \PREDICTION/ .
Logout immediately! I, \WHOIS/ , \WHATIS/ , have seen that \PREDICTION/ ! However, \PREDICTION/ .
Other soothsayers tell untruths. \WHOIS has the answers. Worship \WHATIS, and you will find that \PREDICTION/ .
Run this program again, and find that \PREDICTION.
Your biorythm is in turmoil. \WHOIS, \WHATIS, has the answers.
\WHOIS/ , \WHATIS/ , has said that \PREDICTION/ .
\WHOIS/ , \WHATIS/ , knows that \PREDICTION/ . And much more. Send money.

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