Waitress and Customer

Scene: A restaurant

Customer: :2}Oh, waitress!  Would you please bring me a {a noun}, I want to see what today's special is.:0}

Waitress: :2}Today's special is {an animal} sauted in creme of {a noun} soup.  Does that sound good?:0}

Customer: :2}No, I'll have the roast prime {a plural noun} of beef with the {an adjective} pudding.:0}

Waitress: :2}We're out of that.  How about a sizzling sirloin {a noun} and a/an {an adjective} green salad?:0}

Customer: :2}No, thanks, I'd rather have the {an adjective} fried chicken.:0}

Waitress:  :2}Sorry, we're out of that, too.  How about fried {a noun}?:0}

Customer:  :2}No, thanks.  Do you have any roast Long Island {a noun}?:0}

Waitress:  :2}No, but why don't you try our {an adjective} goulash with homemade {a noun} sauce?:0}

Customer:  :2}Oh, never mind.  Just bring me a/an {an adjective} egg sandwich and a cup of black {a liquid}!:0}