Mad Lib Record Offer

Ladies and {a plural noun} of the TV audience, before we return to our late, late {a noun} I want to tell you about a/an {an adjective} musical offer.  Foe only five dollars and ninety-five {a plural noun} you can now get all of the {an adjective} hits that {the name of person in room} has put out over the past {a number} years.  This album is on a four-track {a noun} and features such hits as "Raindrops Are Falling On My {a noun}" and "{a verb ending in 'ing'} May Be Dangerous to Your {a noun}."  The album was recorded at the famous Santa Barbara {a noun} Festival by the {the name of male in room} Rock Band featuring the super-{an adjective} guitars.  Act now!  This may be your last chance to get such a/an {an adjective} bargain.