Mother and Son

Mother: :2}Junior, you come right inside.  You're late, and your supper is
getting {an adjective}:0}.

Son:    :2}Aw Mom.  I've been out playing {a noun}ball with some of the other
{a plural noun}:0}.

Mother: :2}Well, get inside.  And don't forget to wipe your muddy
{a plural noun}:0}.

Son:    :2}Okay, Mom.  Can I watch television while I eat?  There's a/an {adjective} new show on:0}.

Mother: :2}No, not while you're eating your {a noun}:0}.

Son:    :2}But Mom!  "Have {a noun} Will Travel" is on:0}.

Mother: :2}No, sir.  You've been watching too much television.  You're liable to strain your {a plural noun}:0}.

Son:    :2}Gee whiz!  That's my favorite program.  It stars {a celebrity} as the gunslinger:0}.

Mother: :2}Never mind.  Go wash your {a noun}:0}.

Son:    :2}Aw, Mom.  I don't have to.  I'm {an adjective}:0}.

Mother: :2}Don't talk back to me, young man, or I'll haave to speak to your {a noun}:0}.