Love Scene

To be performed by {the name of girl in room} and {the name of boy in room}.

GIRL: :2}Before I go inside, I want to thank you for a/an {an adjective} evening.  I've really had a/an {an adjective} time.:0}

BOY:  :2}I'll bet you tell that to all the {a plural noun}.:0}

GIRL: :2}You'd better go now before my {a noun} hears you and wakes up.  He's a very {an adjective} sleeper.:0}

BOY:  :2}I don't care.  Darling, I love you more than {a noun} itself.  Let me take you away from this terrible {a noun}.:0}

GIRL: :2}You've got to be {a verb ending in "ing"}.  I wouldn't run away with you if you were the last {a noun} on earth.:0}

BOY:  :2}But darling, you're breaking my {a noun}.  I love you.  Please marry me and be my {a noun}.:0}  

GIRL: :2}I'm sorry, but I'm already engaged to {the name of a celebrity}.