Happy Birthday!

Friends, this gathering is a surprise party for {name of girl in room}.  We are here to celebrate her {a noun}.  All of her most {an adjective} friends are here, including me her devoted and faithful {a noun}.  I must say that she doesn't look a day over {a number}.  Naturally, we have some presents.  {name of boy in room} brought her a beautiful copper {a noun} that she can wear on her lovely {a noun}.  And our hostess got her a dozen {a plural noun} that she can hang in her bathroom.  And we had the bakery send up a huge {an adjective} {a noun} with candles on it.  We all want to wish her a very {an adjective} birthday and many happy {a plural noun}.  Now let's all sing together:  "Happy {a noun} to you!"