" " <-- [cloaked tagline] Caveman "...And it's 'WORF', not 'Woof'". * Worf Caveman "Alright, who is the wiseguy with the arrow?"--Custer Caveman "Apple" (c) Copyright 1767, Sir Isaac Newton. Caveman "Besides, you look good in a dress." -Riker, to Worf Caveman "But, I DO know everything." - Q. Caveman "Computer, End program." - Barkley Caveman "Counselor, may I -uh- use yer combadge?" Caveman "Dumber than advertised!" - Yakko Warner Caveman "Dyslexic Christian sells soul to Santa" ...News at 11 Caveman "er... uh... um, Resistance is er, futile...um, er." Barclay of Borg Caveman "Fascinating," said Spock, watching Kirk's lousy acting. Caveman "Good Enough" is the death knell of progress. Caveman "Hobbes did it, Mom!" - Calvin Caveman "I do not fear computers, I fear the lack of them" - Asimov Caveman "I yam Popeye o'de Borg. Preparez ta be askimiligrated." Caveman "I'd prefer the non-smoking lifeboat, please." Caveman "I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space." - Kirk Caveman "Mabee you should see a p-sychiatrist."--Wakko Warner Caveman "Take my Worf--please." -Data Caveman "Vamoose you little varmit!" - Data:"A Fistfull of Datas" Caveman "What is about L'waxana Troi that makes me melt." * Odo Caveman "You summoned me, Captain?!" said Earl Grey, hotly. Caveman (Ice rocks hit the hull) "Captain, we are being hailed." Caveman * * * <- Tribbles <- Cloaked Tribbles Caveman * * * <- Tribbles ê ê ê <- Tribbles wearing condoms. Caveman * . . . . . <- Tribble Mother and Young Caveman * <- Regular Tribble * <- Odo disguised as a tribble Caveman * <-Tribble # <-Tribble after Borg assimilation. Caveman ***************************** <------Tribble Reunion Caveman --T-A+G-L-I+N-E--+M-E-A+S-U-R+I-N-G+--G-A+U-G-E-- Caveman ebius tagline. This is a moebius tagline. This is a mo ... Caveman 0x2B | ~0x2B -Hamlet Caveman 0x2B | ~0x2B = 0xFF. Caveman 10110100 00101101 <--- Reality bytes Caveman 50MHz 486 + Microsoft Windows = 4.77MHz 8088. Caveman 640K should be enough for anyone. -Bill Gates Caveman A day without sunshine is like night. Caveman A little greed can get you a lot of stuff. Caveman A phaser is the universal communicator. þ Worf Caveman A single fact can spoil a good argument. Caveman ACME: For fifty years the leader in creative meyhem. Caveman All general statements are false. Caveman All hope abandon, ye who enter messages here. Caveman All the world's a stage and I've forgotten my lines... Caveman American kids have Ninetendo. Japanese kids have homework Caveman Amiga: No Intel Inside. Caveman Amiga: The computer for the creative mind. Caveman An evening with Dax... Bashir's trill of a lifetime. Caveman And all the Borg left was this copy of OS/2... Caveman And all the Borg left was this copy of System 7... Caveman And all the Borg left was this copy of Windows... Caveman And all the Borg left was this darn Macintosh... Caveman And all the Borg left was this darn PC Clone... Caveman And the only thing the Borg left was this copy of OS/2... Caveman And the only thing the Borg left was this copy of System 7... Caveman And the only thing the Borg left was this copy of Windows NT... Caveman And the only thing the Borg left was this copy of Windows... Caveman Anything that kills you makes you... well, dead. Caveman April Fools! You're really in a holodeck simulation! Caveman Are parttime band leaders semi-conductors? Caveman Bachelor: One who is footloose and fiance free. Caveman Back Up My Hard Drive? I Can't Find The Reverse Switch! Caveman Bald spot? No -- solar panel for brain power Caveman BASIC programmers never die, they GOSUB and don't RETURN. Caveman BBS addiction is a Terminal disease. Caveman BBS: A method to triple your phone bill. Caveman Becket-Calavicci '96 - Putting right what once went wrong. Caveman Behind every great man is an amazed mother-in-law! Caveman Benji! Don't run out in the street @#$*#'_.NO TERRIER. Caveman Blessed be the pessimist for he hath made backups. Caveman Borg -- James Borg -- licensed to assimilate. Caveman Borg MailReader v1.0 * Your taglines will be assimilated! Caveman Borg Moderator: Your Topic Is Irrelevant. Caveman Borg Spreadsheet Program - Locutus 1-2-3 Caveman Borg virus detected. (A)ssimilate? (Y/y/y) Caveman Borg, James Borg. Vodka martini, Gin is irrelevant. Caveman Brain/Pinky '96: first the United States; then, the WROLD!!!!! Caveman But aunt Slappy, that was a cartoon. This is real life! Caveman Buttermilk, it makes a body bitter. Caveman Can I yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse? Caveman Can you do the Picard Maneuver in a Grand Am? Caveman Cap'n Crunch found dead- Cerial killer suspected. Caveman Captain, I sense millions of minds focused on my cleavage. Caveman Captain, why not just give the Borg OS/2? Caveman Captain, why not just give the Borg System 7? Caveman Captain, why not just give the Borg WINDOWS 3.1? Caveman Captain, why not just give the Borg WINDOWS NT? Caveman Cardassian Cable : 4 channels? No! We have *5* channels! Caveman CAUTION: Do not install prior to installation. Caveman Cereal Killer Strikes Again!...Last words "Nuttin Honey" Caveman Change is inevitable - except from a vending machine. Caveman Citation for slow BBS'ing: Going 1200 in an HST lane Caveman confusion- n. Donald Duck speaking Klingonese. Caveman Crayons can take you more places than starships. * Guinan Caveman Crime doesn't pay? Does that mean my job is illegal? Caveman Custer was fitted for an Arrow shirt. Caveman Daddy? What's this little red button for? Caveman DANGER! DANGER! Computer store ahead...hide wallet. Caveman Data! Data! I must have Data!....Sherlock Picard????? Caveman Death is not the end; there remins the litigation. Caveman Death: To stop sinning suddenly. Caveman Do bl Sp ce is a v ry saf me hod of driv compr s ion Caveman Doctor Who for president Caveman Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra? Caveman DOS 6: Because there aren't enough problems in the world already. Caveman DOS Viruscan initated -- Windows found: Delete? (Y/y) Caveman Drive not ready: (R)etry (G)o to Impulse (C)all Engineering Caveman Error 19F: Out of taglines. Caveman Ever notice that the AT&T Logo looks like the Death Star? Caveman Exercise daily. Eat wisely. Die anyway. Caveman Feature : BUG with seniority. Caveman Fire at will... NO WORF! Not Commander Riker! Caveman Floppy not responding, format Sysop instead? Caveman For adult education, nothing beats children Caveman For Sale: Positronic Brain-Found near S.F.-Needs Work Caveman Friends don't let friends use Windows. Caveman Generic Borg Tagline:Insert assimilation joke here [ ]. Caveman George Bush of Borg..READ MY LIPS - NO NEW ASSIMILATIONS! Caveman Give up, you'll only live till you die. Caveman Gravity isn't easy, but it's the law. Caveman Groucho Borg: "That's the silliest thing I ever assimilated..." Caveman He does the work of 3 Men...Moe, Larry & Curly Caveman he sad thing about Windows bashing is it's all true. Caveman HE'S A CHICKEN I TELL YOU, A GIANT CHICKEN!! Caveman Hellooooooo NURSE!!! Caveman Help! I've fallen and I can't get down! - James Brown Caveman Hey, Odo! Got anymore of that Jell-O in the fridge? Odo? Caveman Hey...there's somthing screwy going on around here. -E. Fudd Caveman Honey, it's post-partem...PUT DOWN THE MODEM..... Caveman How many Borg does it take to screw in a lightbulb? All of the Caveman i *DId* rEaD tHE DoCS; ThaT'S WHy I'm conFuSeD! Caveman I am Andy Rooney of Borg. Ever wonder why resistance is futile? Caveman I am Barney of Borg: You will be nauseated. Caveman I am Burns of Borg. Smithers! Assimilate them! Caveman I am Elmer of Borg, be vewy quiet, I'm assimilating wabbits. Caveman I am Fudd of Bowg. Wesistance is wusewess. Pwepawe to be Assimiwated. Caveman I am Garfield of Borg - Hairballs are irrelevant.... Caveman I am Ginsu of Borg. You will be assimilated, but WAIT! There's MORE! Caveman I am Hamlet of Borg: prepare to be, or not to be... Caveman I am Locutus of Borg; your tagline will be assimilated! Caveman I am Madonna of Borg: Justify my assimilation! ::pant::pant:: Caveman I am McCoy of Borg. He's assimilated, Jim! Caveman I am McCoy of Borg. I'm a Doctor, Not An Assimilator... Caveman I am MODERATOR of BORG. Follow the rules or be assimilated. Caveman I am Mr. Burns of Borg. Smithers, assimilate him. Caveman I am niether for nor against apathy. Caveman I am NOT a computer nerd! I am a techno-weenie. Caveman I am NOT Paranoid! And why are you always watching me?? Caveman I am Popeye of Borg. Prepares to be askimiligrated. Caveman I am Slartibartfast of Borg, but my name is irrelevant. Caveman I am Taz of Borg: RGGL FXZZ PTTHT!!! Caveman I am Tweety of Borg. I tawt I attimiwated a Puddy Tat! Caveman I came, I saw, I took LOTS of PICTURES! Caveman I can resist everything except temptation. Caveman I don't eat snails. I prefer fast food. Caveman I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! Caveman I have a 14.400 bps modem and 1.5 bps fingers. Caveman I only shoot IBM's to put them out of their misery. Caveman I think so, Brain, but burlap chafes me so. Caveman I think so, Brain, but culottes have a tendancy to ride up so. Caveman I think so, Brain, but isn't Regis Philbin already married? Caveman I think so, Brain, but this time you wear the tutu. Caveman I tried to drown my problems but they can swim! Caveman I understand the answers, the questions throw me. Caveman I! AM! Kirk! of! Borg!: You! WILL! be! overacted! Caveman I'll try anything once too often. Caveman I'm Garfield of Borg: John is irrelevent, Odie is STUPID! Caveman I'm McMahon of Borg. You may already have been assimilated. Caveman I'm not broke, I'm `finacially challenged'. Caveman I'm NOT paranoid! Which one of my enemies told you this? Caveman I'm not tense, just terribly alert! Caveman I've seen the procedure hundreds of times. - Qwark Caveman If at first you don't succeed, call it Windows NT. Caveman If at first you don't succeed, work for Microsoft. Caveman If at first you don't suceed, you're about normal. Caveman If it screams, it's not food, yet.... Caveman If its Tourist Season, why can't we shoot 'em ??? Caveman If this were an actual tagline, it would be funny. Caveman If you can read this, my cloaking device is on the fritz. Caveman If you hear an Onion ring, please answer it! Caveman If you want it done right, forget Microsoft. Caveman In an atomic war, all men will be cremated equal. Caveman Is it a bigger crime to rob a bank or to open one? Caveman It takes a lot of RAM to make your floppy spin... Caveman It's kinda fun to consummate the impossible. Caveman It's only a hobby ... only a hobby ... only a Caveman Jimi Hendrex's modem was a Purple Hayes. Caveman Jimmy Hoffa is buried here ------> X Caveman Julian & Jadzia's Nuptials: Married... With Symbiont. Caveman Just got a new car for my wife....Great Trade! Caveman KPLA Klingon Radio : All glory, all the time! Caveman Life is just one BIG beta test cycle Caveman Like Entropy, bugs can only be created, not destroyed. Caveman Limit Congressmen to 2 terms.. 1 in Congress 1 in Jail! Caveman Locutous for Pontiac: Excitment is irrelivent. Caveman MASOCHIST: Windows SDK programmer with a smile! Caveman Me, indecisive? I'm not so sure about that. Caveman Me? FAT? No, just horizontially disproportionate... Caveman Member: International Brotherhood of Tagline Thieves! Caveman Modesty Becomes You. Try It More Often. Caveman MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL. Send $20 for more info. Caveman Monolith Autoplex: "My God! It's full of cars!" Caveman My opinions are my own; mistakes are the computer's fault. Caveman My other computer is another Amiga. Caveman My other computer looks like Brent Spiner. Caveman My other vehicle is a Galaxy Class Starship ... Caveman My ship just came in. It was the Kobiyashi Maru. Caveman My ship just came in. It was the Titanic. Caveman My wallet's cache is disabled. Caveman new oxymoron: final beta Caveman No tagline available. Wakko ate them all! Caveman Normality is restored. Any problems remaining are your own. Caveman Not tonight dear, I have a Modem!!! Caveman ODOSCAN.EXE - Gets the Quaraks out of your Hard Drive! Caveman Old age comes at a bad time. Caveman Only Amiga makes it possible. Caveman Open WINDOWS and you let BUGS in . . . . Caveman OS/2 = Half an Operating System? Caveman Parking is such street sorrow. Caveman Permission to smash the lieutenant's head in, sir. * Worf Caveman Phasers don't kill people...Unless you set them too high. Caveman Picard to his Singer repairman: Make it sew. Caveman Pinky, Are you pondering what I'm pondering? Caveman Please Captain, not in front of the Klingons. * Spock Caveman Press any key to continue or any other key to quit Caveman Putt knot yore trussed in spilling chequers. Caveman Read the docs? What a RADICAL concept! Caveman Reality Meter: [\.......] Hmph! Thought so... Caveman Rope it in, Babs. - Buster Bunny Caveman Scotty! I've fallen and I can't beam up!! Caveman Scrute the inscrutable; eff the ineffable. Caveman Sects, sects, sects, is that all you monks think about? Caveman Sheesh! You start havin' fun, and they send the lawyers! Caveman Shin - Device for finding furniture in the dark Caveman Silly wabbit.....QWKs are for QWKidds. Caveman SLEEP? I'm a SYSOP! Caveman Soooo... We are in Law Enforcment. -Worf- Caveman Speed Kills - Use Windows! Caveman Spock, I though you were dead!" "I rebooted, Captain." Caveman Spock/Data '96 The Logical Choice. Caveman ST:TNG Diner - Now Featuring Our All You Can Assimilate SmorgasBORG! Caveman Stolen tagline recovered! Theives still at large. Caveman Streakers repent! Your end is in sight. Caveman Success is making it to the top of the food chain! Caveman Sussh. Be vewwy quiet, I'm hunting tagwines. hahahahah. Caveman Tagline unfunny. Steal anyway? [Y/n] Caveman Tagteam: A bunch of people thinking up taglines. Caveman Talk is cheap because the supply exceeds the demand. Caveman That was a pointing device? My cat thought it was dinner. Caveman That's not a bug, it's a Free Enhanced Feature! Caveman The best way to accelerate a Mac is at -9.8 m/sý Caveman The best way to accelerate a PC clone is at -9.8 m/sý Caveman The Borg assimilated my race & all I got was this T shirt. Caveman The Borg Cable Co: The subscriber's wishes are irrelevant. Caveman The cost of feathers has risen...now even DOWN is up! Caveman The Gold Latinum Card. Don't leave orbit without it. Caveman The magic of Windows - turn a 486-50 into a 4MHz XT... Caveman The man who dies with the most toys is dead. Caveman There's a Pakled born every minute. - P.T. LaForge. Caveman Thesaurus: ancient reptile with an excellent vocabulary Caveman This tagline is umop apisdn Caveman This tagline SHAREWARE. Send $5. Send to The Cave BBS! Caveman To whom the gods destroy, they first teach Windows... Caveman Trekkers work out in the 'He's Dead Gym'. Caveman Trooper Worf says 'Drive warp 5 and stay alive'. Caveman True terror: A female Klingon with PMS. Caveman Two most common elements: Hydrogen and Stupidity Caveman U2 will become one with the Borg. We like Bono. Caveman UNIX is the OS of the future and always will be... Caveman Use the Force, Luke, Don't give in to the DOS side.- ObiWan Kenobi Caveman Virtue is it's own punishment. Caveman Virus "WIN.COM" found. Remove? (Y/n): Caveman Virus detected, delete Windows? (Y/n). Caveman We are Daleks of Borg. ASSIMILATE! ASSI-MIL-ATE!!!!!!! Caveman We interupt the News to show an episode of Animaniacs! Caveman We secretly replaced the dilithium with Folgers Crystals Caveman We'd love to but the FOX censors wouldn't let us. - Yakko W. Caveman We're Buster and Babs Bunny of Borg. No assimilation. Caveman Whaddaya get if U cross an elephant & a rhino? Elephino! Caveman What's another word for "Thesaurs"? Caveman When childhood dies, its corpses are called adults. Caveman Wherever you go, there you are. Caveman Whip me! Beat me! Make me run Windows on an XT! Caveman Who needs rational when your toes curl up? Caveman Whose laser thru yonder saucer section cuts?'Tis the Borg. Caveman Why are love and relationships so confusing? Caveman Why isn't phonetically spelled that way? Caveman Windows Error #56: Operator fell asleep while waiting. Caveman Windows is a colorful clown suit for DOS. Caveman Windows isn't a virus -- viruses do something! Caveman Windows isn't CrippleWare -- it's "Functionally Challenged". Caveman Windows NT is the OS of the future and always will be... Caveman Windows NT. Nice Try or Not There? Caveman Windows: From the people who brought you EDLIN! Caveman Windows: Just another pane in the glass. Caveman Without Time Everything Would Happen At Once! Caveman Work is the curse of the partying class! Caveman WYMI - the all-philosophy radio station Caveman Yoda of Borg am I. Assimilate you I will! hummm... Caveman You're Never Alone With Schizophrenia. Caveman Amiga! Only the Best! Caveman Dreams! Amiga 5000! Caveman Create your OWN Tagline! Just answer YES to the Tagline Prompt! Caveman BONES! THIS! FEELS! GREAT! "It's HEAD, Jim!" The Force Only Amiga Makes it possible! The Force Assimilated You will Be, Futile Resistance is. Yoda of Borg The Force If Speed Kills then Windoze users must be Immortal! The Force If you can't take the HEAT stay the HELL outta the FURNACE!!!! The Force If you can't beat them, join them!!!!!!!!! Gene Chao This is a TAGLINE, this is a TAGLINE on drugs!!!!!!!! Gene Chao The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am! - Darth Vader -ROTJ The Force OS/2 -- AmigaDOS for IBMs.... The Force 640k will be more than enough for anyone! -Bill Gates 1981 The Force Be Excellent to Each Other ---Rufus--- Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure The Force I-BM, U-BM, We all BM for IBM Bushwick We the court find MS Windows guilty of speeding... Yeah right! Bushwick Amiga : Amazing Machine Inferior to Game Adolesents Bushwick Damn it, I'm a DOCTOR not a TAGLINE!!!! The Force Once you were the teacher and I was the learner... Darth Vader The Force Vote your conscience, if your a Republican use Mine! Pres. Nixon It's not the excellency that counts, its the brains!!! Gene Chao And this is brought to you by International Underware incoporated. Airhog Wait a minute my PANTS ARE ON FIRE! SHISSSSS Ah that feels better Airhog Hey cool Beavis!! Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh Gene Chao The most magnificent person, (GENE CHAO) Gene Chao And this has been the Igwall!!!!!! Gene Chao I'm your magnificent user!!! Gene Chao This is the Genester reporting live from the studio, back to ya Tim!!! Gene Chao And this has been a long message Gene Chao This is a test tagline... The Force Hey!!!! Gene Chao Kill all lawyers General :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) Jennie