* 01
    \caWhy did the nurse have dirty knees?
    \cbBecause she was the head nurse.
* 02
    \cbWhy did the football team change its name to tampons?
    \ccThey're only good for one period and they have no second string.
* 03
    \ccWhat's the difference between a dog and a fox?
    \cdAbout five drinks.
* 04
    \cdWhy did the guy call his dog Herpes?
    \ceBecause he wouldn't heel.
* 05
    \ceWhat are the first words Adam spoke to Eve?
    \cfStand back, I don't know how big this thing gets.
* 06
    \cfWhy did God invent women?
    \c9Because sheep can't cook.
* 07
    \c9What two things in the air can make a woman pregnant?
    \caHer legs.
* 08
    \caWhat do you get when you cross a rooster with M & M's?
    \cbA cock that melts in your mouth, not in your hands.
* 09
    \cbA man was madly in lust with a woman cop, but she was so law abiding, before she'd let him in her pants he had to get a licker license.
* 10
    \ccWhat's the difference between a pervert and a kinky person?
    \cdA pervert uses a feather and the kinky person uses the whole chicken.
* 11
    \cdWhat's the definition of gross?
    \ceWhen you open your refrigerator and your rump roast farts in your face.
* 12
    \ceI know a girl who went on a blind date and found the guy had so many zits she could read his face.
* 13
    \cfWhat do spaghetti and women have in common?
    \c9They both wiggle when you eat them.
* 14
    \c9Tarzan was sitting on a branch talking to his chimp when he said, "I don't know why Jane keeps getting us confused. Last night when I came home she called me 'Cheetah'."
    \ca"Wasn't that Sheena I saw you with last week?" the ape replied.
* 15
    \caDid you hear about the young bride who was arrested for being cold on her honeymoon? The husband charged her with indecent composure.
* 16
    \cbThe cheerleader tickled the quarterback's face with a tit and said, "Honey, when did you know you really loved me?"
    \cc"When I told the guys in the locker room to shut-up about what a lousy lay you were."
* 17
    \c9She was holding out for the wedding night and we talked and talked about the catered affair. Then I came home one day and found her in bed with a chef.
* 18
    \caThe masochist sailor left the ship and found a girl on shore. It wasn't the hips that enticed him so, but the whips and chains that she bore.
* 19
    \cb"Did you hear Sam traveled to Boston and ordered haddock but he got scrod."
    \cc"Is that the past tense for screwed?"
* 20
    \ccWhat do the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
    \cdThey both circle the globe looking for Klingons.
* 21
    \cdWhat's that floating in the toilet on the Starship Enterprise?
    \ceThe captain's log.
* 22
    \ceDid you hear about the guy who arrived late for the coming-out party and by the time he got there half the guests were already out.
* 23
    \cfIf sex is a driving force in modern times, how come so much of it is done in parked cars.
* 24
    \c9"Hey", one Eskimo said to the other, "I hear your girlfriend's been screwing the fur trader."
    \ca"No skin off my nose," the man replied.
* 25
    \caDid you hear about the girl that was so ugly her dog got a headache before he humped her leg.
* 26
    \cbHave you been running?
    \ccYou smell tired.
* 27
    \cc"I had a girl who wore those stretch pants with stirrups, but I didn't like 'em."
    \cd"Why, she had a great bod."
    \cc"She farted one night and blew her sneakers off and that was the end of it."
* 28
    \cdWhat's the difference between mono and herpes?
    \ceYou get mono from snatching a kiss.
* 29
    \ceIf our ancestors came over on a boat, how did herpes come over?
    \cfOn the captain's dingy.
* 30
    \cfWhy is pubic hair curly?
    \caIf it were straight it would poke your eyes out.
* END