Dumpwater  was  first  conceived  when  Rufus T Firefly came to the
beautiful  White  River  area and uttered the immortal words:  "Where's the
bar?"  And  since  the only wet establishments in this dry county were golf
courses, a golf course, it was decided would be built.

	A  great deal of effort was necessary to clear various obstructions
(several  million  billboards  and rather abundant giant white-tailed deer)
but  eventually  with  several  billion dollars in loans from "Joe and Ed's
Better  Than Average Savings and Loan and Car Wash" Dumpwater Imperial (got
the name from the margerine ads) Golf Club was finally opened.

	Much  advice  could be given on the correct stategies with which to
overcome  this  course,  but  a firm grounding in Nietzsche is probably the
most necessary.
					Good luck,
					Good golf,
					Good grief,

					Jeff Grossman........

ps.   If  you  really  like  this  golf  course  send  $97,000  to  PO  Box
93274103747,  Scrudsville,  Wyoming  55512-1212.  The money will be used to
fund covert CIA military aid to several street gangs in Detroit.