i know you. i know you've seen her. she's a sad to-ma-to. she's three miles of bad road. walk-ing down the street, will I ne-ver meet her? she's a real wo-man child, oh my kiss breath tur-pen-tine. i am smit-ten, i'm the re-al thing (I'm) (the) (re-al) (thing) have you seen her come a-round? my crush with eye-li-ner. i'm im-bibed, (bibed) i'm in-fat-u-a-ted. it's all too much pas-sion, she's all that I can take. what pos-i-tion should I wear? cop an att-i-tude? fake her, how can I con-vince her? fake her, that I'm in-ven-ted too, yeah. i am smit-ten, i'm the re-al thing (I'm) (the) (re-al) (thing) we all in-vent our-selves, and a you know me. she's a sad to-ma-to, she's three miles of bad road. she's her own in-ven-tion (she's) (her) (own) (in-ven-tion) an' that gets me in the throat. what can i make my-self be? a' life is strange, yeah life is strange. what can I make my-self be? fake her, to make her mine? i am smit-ten, i'll do a-ny-thing (I'll) (do) (a-ny-thing) a kiss breath tur-pen-tine, my crush with eye-li-ner. i am smit-ten, an' you know me, yeah, you know me. i could be your fran-ken-stein, my crush with eye-li-ner. i am smit-ten, i'm the re-al thing (i'm) (the) (re-al) (thing) won't you be my val-en-tine? my crush with eye-li-ner.