  
  Hello .    Does anyone have any dirty pictures of Annette Andre ?
             Does anyone have a colour scanner ? if so start scanning
             Annette Andre at once and send me the results.

             I'm a big kid look what i can do ....I'm a big kid now
             Bollocks!!!!

             Trousers McBurnie shoots from the hip
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             Toon Army...... Wankers I Say.

             Blackburn Rovers......Heartburn Tossers I Say

             Paul Ince......Stool Pidgeon Cha Cha Cha Cha I say

             Steve Staunton......POOF

             Neville Southall......Fat Welsh Greasy Scruffy BigArsed Git.

             Karen Brady......One for the boys I Say

             More Bootroom Banter with Trousers Next Time.
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