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¥2¤4   FALLING MOONS

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  The other  night we were biking home
from a party.  It was pitch dark and a
full  moon.   As  it  was  about  four
o'clock   in  the   morning,  me   and
¤9Felix/Voice¤1  were a bit  tired  and we
weren't  making   much  sense  in  our
discussions.
¤2  We  came to  look at  the  moon  and
started  talking   about  the  orbital
route  that the moon takes  around our
beloved  earth.  One of us said he had
read  that  the  moon   moves  one  cm
closer to the earth every year.

¤1  At that point we  started one of the
most  scientific  discussions  of this
year.  What would  happen if  the moon
fell down ? 
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 Lets try to imagine that the moon was
falling  down. Maybe  some  scientists
have discovered the fact that the moon
is going  to crash into the earth with
a huge bang! Maybe  it is going to hit 
my town!  Ok, let's say  that the moon
is going to crash in my town.

¤2  There are a  number of  places where
a  moon can  fall down  in this  city.
Maybe it  will hit  the river, or  the
city hall or anything unimportant like
the police  station, my  school  or my
teacher's home. I wouldn't give a shit
if any of  that happened,  but what if 
the big,  yellow cheese up  in the sky
decided to  hit my house.  OK, we  can 
still hope that it would hit something
unnecessary, like my sister , but what
would  happen if  it  crashed  into my
room? Maybe he would  fall onto my bed
or into my aquarium.  I think it would
be quite  nice to have  a moon  in  my
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¤2aquarium though!  Not many people have
that, you know!  Maybe the  moon would
hit my stereo or one  of the speakers.
If a  moon  crashed  on my  bass-bins,
would they break ?

¤1  The most  horrible thing  that could
happen  is if  the moon  crashed  into
my ¤3computer¤1. The man in the moon is no
real person,  so where  should I  send
my  subpoena?  Maybe  I could  try  to
send it  to ¤9NASA¤1?  But would it really
be their fault if  the moon felt down?
I think that the best thing you can do
is to  put  your house  on wheels,  so
that you easily  can move it  when the
moon comes rushing trough space!!!

¤2  As a matter of fact; I have designed
a pair of  wheels especially  for this
occasion!  So if you  don't want  your
whole  life  destroyed  because  of  a
silly  moon,  just  send  ¤9$699¤2  to  me
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¤2and you will have your wheels within a
week!!!
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