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¤9¥2    HOW TO CODE¤1¥1


Hello  everybody.   This is an article
which  I  hope is going to make coding
easier  for  you.   First  I have some
points  of  what you must and what you
never  must  do if you ever want to be
able to program the assembly language.


 ¤6YOU MUST:¤2

 · have arms.

 · afford lots of coffee.

 · have  a  brain   (alternatively   a
   friend who can code for you).

 · not read this crap.
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 ¤6YOU MUST NOT:¤2

 · use a basic compiler.

 · put your fingers in a meat-mincer.

 · sell your computer.

 · read this crap.

¤1Well,  now  you  know  if  you  have a
future  in  coding.   All right, let's
get started. 

¤9¥2    CHAPTER ONE¤1¥1


The  most  used command in assembly is
MOVE.    You  can  MOVE  to  different
addresses.  If you want to MOVE only a
very  short  distance you use .S after
MOVE.   15  miles(?)  is  maximum.   A
little  bit  further,  and you need to
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put  .B  after,  much  further .W, and
extremely  further  .L.   But whatever
you do, never forget to leave your new
address  or  you  won't be friendly to
the  system.   (We  all  have  to  pay
taxes, you know!).

You  see!!!!   Not too hard... eh??!!!


¤9¥2    CHAPTER TWO¤1¥1


Now it's time to learn how to use this
practically,    by    setting   up   a
copperlist.    A  good  method  is  by
electrolysis with CuCl .  You can read
how  in  a  chemistry ²book.   Another
method   is  putting  copper  on  your
shoppinglist   when   you  go  to  the
hardware store.
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¤9¥2    CHAPTER THREE¤1¥1


Now  you  probably can code as well as
Coral.   That will say, not very good,
so  let's continue with some examples.
Or  on second thought, why bother?  If
you  read  this trash, you're probably
so  stupid that you should try trading
instead.
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