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¥2¤3   INTERVIEW WITH 

     A STRANGER¥1¤1


A  sunny  Saturday morning,  I began a
little trip  to the  marketplace in my
hometown.  I was  looking  for an  old
person  to get an interview about what
old  people   think  about  the  youth
nowadays.
  The   market   was,   exactly  as  I
excpected,   filled  with   pensioners
shopping  cheap  fruits, ornaments and
things  like that.  On the  other side
there was a free bench. I sat down and
began waiting.  It took less than five
minutes  before an old man,  100 years
old atleast,  sat down  while swearing
and  grunting.  I started to smile the
best I  could and asked  the following
questions:
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¤5Good day = old man's normal voice
¤9HALLO!!! = Coral's screaming voice
¤2bzzz     = Coral whispering

¤9C  -  Hrm, hrm.  Excuse me Sir,  but 
can I ask you some questions, please?
  ¤1No  answer.

¤9C - EXCUSE me Sir!

¤1Still  no signs  of any  tendence to a 
reply.  I leaned  forward and close to 
his ear I screamed: ¤9HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
¤2... fuck you...

¤5O - Ohh...  Hi  my little boy. What do
you  want?  

¤9C - I'M  NOT A LITTLE BOY, YOU  SEE¤2... 
asshole...  ¤9DO YOU  MIND IF I  ASK YOU 
SOME QUESTIONS ABOUT TODAYS YOUTH?!?!?

¤5O - What? Oh,  I see.  The youth?!  Do
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you mean the one who nearly handled me
to the death last month or the one who
stole  my   wallet  with   the  latest
pension yesterday?

¤9C - Ehhh...

¤5O - Please,  speak  up, my boy! 

¤9C - I  THINK I  MEAN  BOTH OF  THEM... 
oops... YES, WHAT DO  YOU THINK  ABOUT
THEM?  ¤2I think I have a clue...

¤5O - Hmmm,  they  have  started  to act
more and more  violentely the last few
years.
  I have  noticed a  big difference in
a negative way  after there  were some
videos  released.  I think  they  were
called Bad Taste or something?!

¤9C - Hmm. Bad Taste?!  ¤2This man is old!
¤9OH! I SEE! BUT EVERY YOUNG PERSON DOES
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NOI FIGHT OR VANDALIZE.

¤5O - OH, DON'T THEY?! (...)

¤9C - NO!! FOR INSTANCE,  THERE ARE SOME
WHO  'PLAY' WITH  COMPUTERS  AND THERE
ARE  OTHERS WHO PLAY  SPORTS AND  MUCH
MORE.

¤5O - Computers???

¤9C - YES!  A MACHINE  WHICH YOU  CAN DO
DIFFERENT THINGS ON. ¤2Like the group of
Phenomena who  only uses their to play
games...   

¤5O - Ah!  You  mean the  radiactive can
filled with cables  and circuitcards?!

¤9C - SORT OF... YES... I THINK SO...

¤5O - Sounds interesting! Tell me more.
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¤9C - NO WAY!  IT'S MY  INTERVIEW  AND I
WANT  TO KNOW IF  YOU DO  SOMETHING TO
PROTECT YOURSELF FROM CRIMINALS?
¤2tae kwon do...

¤5O - Yes,  my  boy.  I  do.   The first
Monday   every   month,    the   whole
pensioners'  association go to Denmark
to shop cheap food,  and there we also
buy  teargas,  knives and  guns.  Even
automatic  rifles!  Here in  Sweden we
we have put  every weapon at Hulda '92
years old's place.  For the moment, we
are just  waiting for the right moment
to conquer the world!

¤9C - ????????

¤5O - No, I'm just kidding my son! HAHA!

¤9C - PHEW!   And  I'm not  your fucking
son, motherfucker.
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¤9C - WELL, I DONT THINK I HAVE ANY MORE
TO ASK ABOUT SO I GUESS THIS INTERVIEW
HAS REACHED IT'S END. ¤2Bye!

¤5O - Die?!?!  No, not yet.  But I  have
to leave anyway,  because otherwise my
wife will get worried.

¤9(C-Isn't she dead yet????)
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