Hello! I'm just here to pad out the archive!  Do with me as you wish!

The Following are some timely jests:

SCUD: Stupid Crummy Ugly Dictator

Hussain says he's talking to God while he's living 60 feet underground.
I have a feeling it's not God he's talking to!

George Bush has given Japan a deadline of February 15th to contribute
$5 billion to the war effort.

With the recent drop in oil prices, George Bush has decided to attack
Century 21 to drop the high cost of real estate.