Mr.Who from The League presents:

Info to: Hollywood Hijinx - a wonderful Infocom Adventure
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There is is just one thing in the manual, which you'll need.

The package includes a photo from your uncle Buddy Bunbank and a letter 
from ant Hildegarde.

The back of the photo reads as follows:


Hey, Kiddo!

This might open a few doors for ya!

Be brave as sheriff Roy in "Fastest Blender in the WEST",
 The day the rustlin' outlawas put their chainsaws to the test.
Old sheriff Roy used whip, then chop, then liquify/puree,
 But this blender was no match for the chainsaw's mean foray.
As pieces of Roy scattered, we knew that we had trouble.
 We hadn't switched the sheriff with his plastic life-size double.

Be bold as Captain Bob in "Cannibal Buffet of the EAST,"
 Who agreed to come to dinner, not knowing he was the feast.
Fingertip hous d'oeuvree were greasy, sauteed eyeballs weren't so hot.
 But this mouth began to water when they put Bob in the pot.
Don't feel bad for Captain Bob, whose agent was a real smarty.
 He signed Bob for a sequel called "Canninbal Meatloaf Party."

Be clever like the tailor in "Vampire Penguins of the NORTH."
 A cummerbund for each penguin was the plan he had set forth.
The first penguins that he met were of Transylvanian attraction.
 And their fondness for his neck was a natural reaction.
Now the tailor's up in Heaven, sewing angel gowns of white,
 While the penguins search the frozen turf for other necks to bite.

We sure enjoyed having you with us all those summers.
You always were my favorite!

Love ya, Kiddo!

Uncle Buddy



This is (as mentioned) the only think you'll need from the package.
This letter is to the credit of TDM.

Made by Mr.Who ??? of The League...
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