TITLE:FIENDS FOR FOOLISH FRIENDS by THE LUNATIC PALETTE:0223 09bb 09d9 0dd8 3 FIENDS FOR FOOLISH FRIENDS (F.F.F.F.) a new Fiendship Movement introduced by2 RokDaZone/INFECT With bewilderness, we chaps here at the MARVELLOUS(!) LUNATICS BALL-embassy have come to understand that there is a new friendship-movement called F.F.F. Aaaargh! We just slaughtered the idiocy from 1992 or such, when REBELS (plus some other fuzzies) thought to raise friendship (and their own name of course) by their friendship movement... Nonsense! Why should I be the friend of a 13 year old Finish swapper, eh? I even don't know him and if you ask me - I ain't interested in getting to know him... By the way, did you know REBELS died the very same year? Has it something to do with that ridiculous "reunion" of the infamous REBELS? Seems like. Anyway, we hereby proudly announce the birth of the FIENDS FOR FOOLISH FRIENDS-Movement (which has nothing to do with the pseudo-fun-group of the same name (We mean Movement here (not F.F.F. (wouldn't be the same name (wouldn't it? (How to get out of these brackets? (Heeeeelp!)))))) Ehrm, yes we announce not-so-proudly-anymore the birth of F.F.F.F.! We like that name, it has so many dots and "F's"... If you ask us there are much too few paymembers! No one has asked us yet to join the MARVELLOUS(!) LUNATICS BALL staff at reasonable prizes, so we demand more payings! Abo's are plainly cool! We would sell our grandma for some good money - does anyone need a granny? 81 years old... Ok, ok, you'll get some boni for the age. Let's say 6.37% as this seems absolutely stupid (which is the nearer definition of the free market). F.F.F.F. will do no actions accept for being existant. We have soooo many inofficial members that there would be no use in having official members. So, dear cracker, seller and other assholes: Take out a white t-shirt and an Edding(tm) and paint "INOFFICIAL F.F.F.F.-SUPPORTER" on it. Show solidarity towards your arch-fiends! The Friends, we are talking about here... Whilst the F.F.F. has to do highly moralic "parody" demos (for which they already excused themselves for being offensive before they've been released), we simply stretch out our middle-finger. Guess who will win? ("Pffffrth!") A friendship movement! What next? The-hugg-my-girlfriend-movement? And listen to this: "So coders, graphicians or musicians are especially welcomed, but also swappers or even traders and sysops to spread the productions around." These are original words from the F.F.F.-tribe. Seems like there are more and less worthy "friends", eh? Swappers and especially traders/sysops seem to be less good friends as they don't produce something for the mighty "movement". Well, as one needs them, they are allowed to participate. How mercyful! What for a friendly gesture... Two further questions from the F.F.F.-clan: "Do you think it's cool to cheat in any charts? Do you want to pay for everything in the scene?" Answer to the first: Are charts friendly in the end, idiots? Charts are a sign for tried superiority which means oppressing others, deviding the scene in "Elite" and "Lamers". So where is friendship in charts anyway? The second one I'd simply like to answer with another question: Who the heck w o u l d pay for anything in the scene? Being friendly to others is a manner - not a matter of joining. If your parents haven't taught you to be a nice personae, you won't become one just because you signed in for a team like F.F.F. Simple like that. F.F.F.F. is the future. One doesn't have to sign in and join, one hasn't to do anything for it. If you are an asshole, you are member - so keep on selling. Real friends don't need you anyway...