TITLE:SPANDIMERDA INTERVIEW WITH CHRISTINE DE LA QUEEN OF SPOON PALETTE:0223 099b 08ba 0cc9 3 SPANDIMERDA INTERVIEW WITH CHRISTINE DE LA QUEEN OF SPOON 2 By Christine De La Queen and Macno In a scene definitively corrupted by a stinky and boring masculine breath, a new ray of light has lately grazed the eyes of many diskmags' readers. Her name is Christine De La Queen, her grace is soft as clouds, her spandimerda abilities are all to be discovered. We are here to discover who is she, how is she and, most of all, if she is a good spandimerda: the hope to broaden our art to the female universe accompanies us since the birth of times. MACNO Christine, would you be so kind to try to make a good spandimerda introduction? 2CHRISTINE 2As for the proclamation connected with the difinition of the word Spandimerda, 2this introduction will no matter how I turn it around, be a spandimerda 2introduction. Letīs reveal right now, that I have no aim or intention of 2winning any kind of Spandimerda award! As I Christine De La Queen of Spoon 2donīt know why the heck Iīm in such a flavourless and untalented interview - No 2such reason have been given to me!!! Anyway, when my beautiful contacts ask 2nicely for an interview, Iīll ofcourse help to supply their topmost goals. If I 2didnīt "know" Macno, I would immediately had shuffled it down the trashcan... 2Besides having the spandimerda handle I have, Iīm so to speak the old mama in 2the scene. I have great talented contacts, I draw a little bit, manage the 2group Spoon and the newly borned production SOUND. I even write a few articles 2for Rom and The Chart... Do you know what is the meaning of the word spandimerda? When did you discover it the first time? 2I could ofcourse choose to retype everything from the article you just sent me, 2about spandimerda in general, but since I believe it would bore the readers, and 2the readers of this mag presumable already know whatīs itīs all about, I will 2hastily rush over to the other question. Hmm... When did I first discover the 2spandimerda word or is it the wholeness of the subject that you refer to?!? 2Anyway, Iīll stick to the word. Actually I canīt remember, when I first 2discovered this unusual word. Maybe a half to almost a year ago... Something 2like that I believe! Even if evidently you are not a professional spandimerda we think that we must give you a second try. What are your favourite spandimerda demo, scener, group and diskmag? 2You can say that again!! I am not a professional spandimerda nor will I ever 2be! As for the different productions and individuals, I have absolutly no 2favourite spandimerda demo, scener, group or discmag. I canīt have favourite 2bullies, when I dislike that pack of people - Can I?!? According to you, does the spandimerda movement hold good hopes for its future? Is the spandimerda community going to grow? 2Actually I would say itīs going down hill. The sceners are young calm and 2mature adults behaving mostly as I think they should. I think there was a lot 2more bullies in the old days, mainly on the C64. To corroborate; I donīt see 2any future for this type of pratical joke. What are your true feelings towards a really talented spandimerda? Admiration? Envy? Sexual attraction? Sympathy? Empathy? 2First of all, I donīt see any talent in that area! I believe people who tend to 2act a certain character in the scene, is really a person with a lot of troubles 2in the real world. In this scene world, the person tend to exercise what a 2bully in the real world is doing to him. He manipulates as he is being 2manipulated by others in the real world. In the scene this person can live 2undercovered for a very long time, before anyone notices how ugly or dumb this 2person is. I strongly suggest that you also read the article: "Cockfight", 2that I wrote for Rom. Actually I would say I feel sympathy for this type of 2person. Itīs a sad story that shows up every now and then! Most members of The Spandimerda Committee think that a really talented spandimerda has this faculty inborn and not adquired during his life. What's your opinion about the matter? 2I strongly believe that such an behaviour is an inborn desease! Itīs a fact 2that you inherent behaviour patterns from your parents or grand parents. 2Not all are suppose to be born and raised with strong and good parents. 2Therefore some ends up as different types of social diseased, like fx. the need 2of showing people 24 hours a day how admirable and important you are. Let me 2point out, that there are all kinds of negative diseases. Just take fx. those 2who blows up in one huge animosity over minor and foolish things. 2This is likewise a social and psychological disease! But people who experience 2one bad failure after another, doesnīt necessarily has to be united with an 2inborn inability, but simply a shaped person within a certain frustrating 2milieu. You often publish in articles where you report the comments and the opinions of your contacts about a certain topic, but not always you give your own opinion. Why? Can we see in this behaviour a nice attempt of detached spandimerda tone? 2You must be referring to my corner article in The Charts called "Beyond the 2Artificial Eye". The intentions behind BTAE is to offer sceners a hasty view of 2contents in the different debates of todayīs scene. Usually editors write an 2article based on their point of view, and usually a lot of sceners believes that 2the editor is correct, roughly because most receivers are easy to manipulate 2with! First of all I wanted to make a different type of article, not like all 2the others. Secondly I thought it would be important and great to hear other 2sceners opinions about different scene debates. Mostly the ones I catch in 2BTAE, is sceners who doesnīt write articles, simply because they donīt know how 2to really. But still they have a lively meaning about approximately any topic 2discussed today. 2I have only once given my opinion in BTAE, but that was sincerely because I 2couldnīt let it go as I usually would do. Generally you will not experience my 2point of view in BTAE. This is a corner article for the sceners, - not me! 2Thatīs also why the form of BTAE is undeniable contrary! Someone probably has wondered if we are serious when we talk about our spandimerda activities. They wonder if a guy who wins a spandimerda award is really an hero or if he is just pulled his legs off (Today I've killed English). What is your opinion? Are we joking? Are we serious? Are you serious? 2See my opinions about this subject in other answers... What is your favourite mag among these: RAW, Upstream, Propaganda, The Charts, Suicid, 42, Compass. Why? 2Raw is incredible slow, when it comes to releases of its issues. To me Raw has 2expired! Upstream has too many articles about Wolfman and his opinions, they 2also have an unbelievable negative way to treat the staff members. Propaganda 2is OK. The Charts is a good momentary mag that I write for - Very nice staff 2members!! Suicid; No comments! 42; havenīt yet seen it, due to a 5 month 2project break from the scene (ended for a few weeks ago). Compass a great mag, 2but a lousy management of staff members. 2Among these, Iīll choose The Chart. But Rom is even better, this is also solely 2a mag, and not as The Chart with a chart in it! I guess I like all the mags I 2write for, or else I wouldnīt be writing for them! Somewhere I have read that you consider the Scenology articles boring and too difficult. I perfectly agree with you, even if I write them, and I am currently trying to organize a readers poll in order to decide their final deletion from the future issues of Scenarium. What is your definitive opinion about the Scenology crap? Am I schizofrenic? 2Do I have to answer that question? As for the scenology thingy, I canīt really 2tell you what I think. Maybe itīs a bit heavy with your scene language and the 2like, - but really I donīt mind it, as long as it doesnīt influence my writing 2style and opinions! Please write here a funny thing. Something that should make us laugh. :-> 2One of my dear french contacts just enlightend my day with a couple of sick 2jokes. The joke became visible in the middle of a bunch of serious words. Here 2is the deal, maybe you have heard īem before, but I havenīt, so...! 2Do you know whatīs green, turns around in circles and then suddenly becomes red? 2A frog in a mixer!! (- it remindes me of the Gremlin movies) 2Anyway, itīs small, pink, kinda baggy and knocking on the window. What is it? 2A baby in the oven! (- Sick or what?) Er... Ok, better to continue with the questions. I presume that our pervert and mentally retarded readers don't care too much of intelligent spandimerda discussions. They have always in mind alcohol and girls. Yes, I know, you were not supposed to talk about these low things but we are a commercial mag, we need to follow the readers' tastes, whatever they are. Lately in "How to get a girl" articles (I read them all) of various diskmags it has appeared the theory, written by boys, that girls don't like drunk boys, in their approaching attempts. Is that true? What is the approaching method you prefer? 2The finest answer I could give to this extraordinary question is; "Figure it out 2yourself!" As for what I prefer, - then I favour guys who is in touch with 2reality and their selfhood! For something a bit dirtier. According to me girls don't like computers because they don't provide them adeguate means of sexual self satisfaction. I mean, it's well-known the real use of drives slots for the male sceners around, but, if we exclude joysticks, there is not a proper tool for girls. That's why they don't like computers. Do you agree with me? 2Many girls likes computers. Maybe they do not like the Amiga and its scene, but 2ordinarily girls talk computer technology too. But maybe it is not like that in 2your country?! But certainly there are many more guys who love the computer 2than girls. As for your sexual self satisfaction, (I believe you are talking 2about masturbating?!), I think this question comes directly from your own 2immature curiosity of how I would react toward your "eventful" and daring 2question. As a good writer, you should also point out exactly whatīs the 2well-known and the real use of drive slots for male sceners are. You forgot 2that on purpose, maybe because you still are a bit unstable around the subject 2SEX! As for your experiment, I want to ask you; How can I answer such an 2immature mail-invented question? Now that also the most pervert readers are satisfied let's shift to higher tones. Feel free to write here the most spandimerda declaration you can come up with. 2Power to the swappers! 2And as a last pointer!! 2I canīt say how thankful I am to be in this overwhelming interview... CDLQ Ok, that's enough, go home. Thanks for your patience in replying to the worst set of questions ever asked in a spandimerda interview and all the best wishes for a bright spandimerda future.