TITLE:SPANDIMERDA INTERVIEW AMONG FOUR PARTY NERDS PALETTE:0223 08ba 099b 0cc9 3 SPANDIMERDA INTERVIEW WITH THREE RAM JAM MEMBERS Written by Acbs, Executor, Deus (all from Ram Jam) and Macno 2This interview was done at The Saturne Party II held in Paris the last spring. 2As you can see it's a rare example of up-to-date information that Scenarium 2can't risk to lose. In other words I publish it just to make a favour to the 2three Chartrons interviewed and keep, consequently, a good position in their 2Charts. Business is business, after all. 2Take note to how the replies of the interviewed dudes are influenced by the tone 2of the questions, notice how it's easy to raise spandimerda wrath in who answers 2and how you can direct it towards the target you prefer. 3Macno 2At the Saturne Party II many bad things can happen, but never in my life I could 2imagine to find there three Ram Jam members and to be compelled to make a 2spandimerda interview with them. Since they are italians and they LOOK italians 2I prefer not to argue too much with their arguments and let them enjoy their 2spandimerda experience. 2Here you are, chartrons, this is your occasion to prove your spandimerda skills. 2Introduce yourselves. 3Acbs Yap, I'm ACBS I won lots of spandimerda awards in the last issues.... so.... here I'm to try again! Ahah by the way, there is a stupid guy here trying to draw a stupid thing on the giant screen... maybe I can do that better... bah, let's give the pen to Executor! 3Executor Here I am, Executor, the greatest and inimitable coder of our century. There's not much to say except one little thing.... I'll win this "stupid" party, hahahahahahahahahah Blooody Fuckers fuck your ass up! 3Deus Ok, Ok... well Macno, you won't even dare to "let" me win a spandimerda award will you? Yeah I know there won't be a better (and nicer lookin') guy in the whole Italy anymore, but I don't think this is the right place to do it... Well of course everybody already knows me, so no need to introduce myself. 3Macno 2As I suspected your introductions have a rather poor spandimerda style. They 2try to be similar to Zinkfloid's own aggressive style but they lack real power 2and fantasy. In other words the few readers of Abno are already bored of you. 2We have to fill disk space, anyway, so let me ask you who are your spandimerda 2idols and who in the scene should deserve more attention from the spandimerda 2committee. 3Acbs Spandimerda should be only awarded to me because I'm the only one who can deserve it! I accept no imitation. 3Executor Spandimerding is more a phylosophy than a real tangible and observable phenomenon. You can't judge someone who's spandimerding 'cos you aren't sure he's really spandimerding. After all this consideration I can surely add that we should analyse Macno's indirect way of spandimerding. 3Deus Talking seriously (?), my dear Macno, you should deeply analyse the meaning of your question. Do you really think that Abnormalia readers would like to read YOUR bullshits? I personally hate you when you attack my good friend Executor. You better stop blaming him... he usually likes my graphic, so if you really want to be famous keep on blaming Acbs. Ugh! 3Macno 2Voila', finally among the heap of dead words you've managed to churn out, I can 2find some interesting points to discuss. Quite interesting, for example, is the 2matter about the phenomenology of spandimerding. Feel free to enlighten the 2humble readers and interviewers on this vital topic. 3Deus Spandimerding is a great idea. It allows you to keep on "writing" this crap, allows your lame readers to enjoy the "reading" and allows me to be more known (talk bad about me, but talk about me). 3Executor I think you are giving too much importance to the spandimerding action; in fact the spandimerding phenomenon, I think, can be considered as an expansion of the usual senses: you can see, taste, smell, touch and you can also spandimerda. I think this new dimension in human behaviours will be very useful in the future generations of our world. 3Acbs Bah... Spandimerding is a way of life. I cannot image a Macno without spandimerding. So, the meaning of spandimerda is to let Macno have a cool life without making him fall into a deep and lost soul. 3Macno 2Hum... it seems that the poor interviewed chartrons are even able to think or 2anyway simulate a kind of thought. That's quite intriguing since seldom in 2their history they have shown signs of intelligence. I welcome them to the 2world of the organic thinking masses, then, and I take the occasion of asking 2them what is irony for them and if they know that it actually exists. 3Executor Stupid and shitty asshole, subproduct of a poor protozoa. My way of thinking is surely better than yours. The only thing you should do in your life is sitting on a chair and staying there for all yar life without doing anything. My idea of irony can't for sure be understood by a subminded as you. 3Deus Ehi Macno, this interview is only a dirty joke, isn't it? 3ACBS Bah... it became a sea of madness! Whats irony? Boh... Don't know really, maybe saying: Macno is an intelligent guy... 3Macno 2So the situation is evolving, it all started like a nice spandimerda interview 2and it's turning into a sever reciprocal spandimerding slaughter that, maybe, 2could bring us to a remarkable spandimerda war. 2Of spandimerda wars, indeed, the chartrons are quite expert after the Filippetto 2experience. This is surely the right place to ask them why have they made 2peace!? 2It's a serious anto-spandimerda offensive which the committee has even 2considered to sue penally. 3ACBS I'm kool and you're lame: No reasons to start a war. About Filippetto there were no more reasons to continue that fight. We are really few sceners here in Italy and I think it's better not to fight between us. 3Deus Ehi braindead! You won't fool me! I never had anything against Filippetto (!) I like Filippetto and Ram Jam never had any war with him (!!) Otherwise why we've let him join? Yeah, why? Hell, Acbs! Why?!? 3Macno 2Let's come to the intriguing matter regarding spandimerding in demos. Do you 2think that is important to boast the qualities of a production in order to 2influence the audience opinion? 2Is it true that RAW or Chaos without their spandimerda skills would be a normal 2mag and an average coder? (?) 3Executor Yeah, you're right. Spandimerda boosts your qualities up. People wants to eat shit, they like shit and they want to read shit about demos and mags. When you win a demo compo is only because you sell your shit better than others. Without spandimerding there wouldn't be famous productions. That's all. 3Deus Well, spandimerding could be useful when it is supported by real things. I mean, it's Ok when you made a good demo and decide to advertise it a little bit. But when your spandimerda activities aren't aided by something concrete you may only look like a looser. 3Macno 2This interview is getting too serious and peaceful and this probably will annoy 2the readers even more than your starting spandimerda attempts. Don't you 2realize that nobody is interested in what you or me have to say? The only way 2to make this interview readable and acceptable is to render it entertaining. 2So, please, try to earn the money I gave you for this crap exclusive interview 2and write something funny! Don't ask me how, of course, my sense of humour is 2dead when I saw for the first time in my life a mirror. 3Executor I don't have anything to say about your face. Marcio is saying bullshits about male and female relations in the history. There are too many lamers here at Saturne 2. No more to say. I'll win. 3Deus Well, it's strange because my sense of humour increased after looking at you the first time. Oh, btw, I'd need some more money from you... I have to corrupt more and more sceners here, or we will never win the demo compo. 3Macno 2Finally we've come to the delicate matter regarding your demo for the compo. 2Even if it will be totally forgotten when this interview is published, at the 2moment you seem quite excited and maybe worried for what can happen to your 2beloved demo. Let's face it, guys, your "It can't be done", even it has good 2routines, lacks a proper spandimerda presentation that can convince the audience 2that it's better that what actually is. 2Spandimerding is at the base of every successful production. 3Executor Before I met ya I didn't have a good understanding of the power of spandimerda but what I can actually say is that spandimerda is the best way of boasting a production. 3Deus And why, according to you, we are still here answering at your questions? But of coz bcoz you would help us spandimerding our demo here and there. 3Macno1 (some hours later, after the demo compo) 2That's a remarkable recognition of the power of spandimerda which suggests me 2that maybe you are not that idiot, or possibly just that you're easily 2influenceable. Anyway from your faces now, the morning after the demo compo 2waiting for the results (the interview has had a long and completely 2reader-friendly break: we don't even write here what we've said in the last 16 2hours), you don't seem that satisfied. 2You look sad, tired, depressed, worn out, unfaithful and ugly. Please move our 2patient readers with your meditations of the moment. 3Executor It's sad to see that your demo is kool but nobody votes for you only 'cos you're italian and you're not famous. 3Deus Well, we can't say that everything went wrong, I mean at least you Macno filled an article for your mag. Well, some things really pissed me off in this party. For example, why no moquettes in the gym? You know that I hate sleeping on a cold and dull floor! 3Acbs I just hate everyone! Fuck you, fuck to who's reading, fuck me, fuck everyone, I'm not depressed I'm angry! I have been waiting for the demo compo until 2:30 to see 5 idiots called Melon Dezign making shit! That's shit, they're shit, the organization is shit. Do you want a spandimerda award? Melon is lame! Mack is fool, only Shmoovy Shmoov deserves to be called "guy", all the rest are loozers. Anyway this was a real lamers party, I mean, 720 people, about 600 lamers!! I hate lamers, I hate Saturne party II, I hate you all! 3Macno 2Impressive! Maybe it's the fact that they haven't slept decently for ages, 2maybe it's the fact that they feel somehow that their demo won't be prized as it 2could deserve, maybe they are just bored of this interview, but the last 2ramjammers' words are an unique example of paranoic and depressed spandimerding! 2I just have to thank our friends for having given a new meaning to the word 2spandimerda and for being so braindead to reply to another spandimerda 2interview. Here is your last chance for your last words. 3Acbs Thanx a lot for the interview and sorry for all the bullshits I wrote. Ya know, brain damage rulez! Yaaao! 3Deus Well Ok, this has been my first interview for a magazine, and looking at the mag's name I guess it will be the last one. Oh, Macno, I'm sorry for you but your lessons of Scenglish didn't let me understand what spandimerda really means.... not! 3Executor Thanx for your spandimerding lesson.... I hope to meet Beppe, one day or another. Bye.