TITLE:NEWS ON SALE - PAY FOR WHAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO READ
PALETTE:0223 088a 08a9 0aa9

3                                  NEWS ON SALE

2                                    By Macno


Scenarium is a mag for the people. We offer services. You pay, we serve.
Scenarium  has  considered  thoughtfully  the situation of all the sceners whose
name doesn't find the acknowledgement it might deserve.
All  the sceners who hardly appear in scene news can find here their trustworthy
friend.   2In  this  new  section we publish the news you would like to read1, the
ones you have sadly never read.

It's  not  just a matter of words and it's not a cheat.  If you appear as member
of  a very famous group, there will be always someone who could believe that and
you can therefore act as if you were really a member of this group!
We  don't  sell  you  only words, 2scene is a written reality, what is written is
2what  sceners believe1, especially if it comes from a loyal, ethical and reliable
publication like Scenarium.

After all do you really think that 2Facet1 is really a member of 2Spaceballs1?
Haven't you understood that he simply paid diskmags to publish similar news?
Do  you  really  think that 2Colorbird and Co.1  joined for real 2Phenomena1???
For  them  it wasn't enough a newsfile, they bought full articles on top mags to
divulge the false information!
2The  difference  between Scenarium and other mags is just that we openly declare
2our corruption.1  Not because we want to redeem ourselves, of course, but because
this "Glasnost" should enhance our business, providing us more customers.

Our  prices are rather fine, after all, and as a propaganda move we have decided
to publish the first News On Sale totally 2FREE1.  That is, this time our News are
NOT  On  Sale.   Enjoy  them  and  consider how important it would be for you to
appear at the sleepy eyes of the scene.

Remember  also  that  you  can  buy  the news you would like to read about other
groups  or members.  Things like 2"Zinkfloid has joined Razor 1911"1, for example,
or  2"RWO  was  left by his girlfriend"1.  Whatever you read here is what a scener
(or more) would like so much to happen that he is ready to pay for it.

An  important  last  note.  We usually publish also the names of who ordered the
news.   If you want to keep anonymity you have to pay more.  Since this time you
haven't  paid  at  all,  we  will  reveal  to  the public who you are, dear news
orderer, and what are your hidden dreams.


2Zerox1 ex member of Iris and ex scene quitter has joined C-Lous.
The  new  promising group who has Disc has PR mag, is therefore getting stronger
and  stronger  and it's ready to hit the spotlights with a fabulous scroll intro
of the Disc times.
3(Zerox)

2Astro 1 of Movement has started to write for RAW.  His interesting interviews and
his  enlightened articles will finally show you what is real journalism and what
are the VIS worth to be interviewed.
3(911)

2Steffen1  has stopped to swap.  He realized that concurrence was superior and that
he  wasn't  the best swapper anymore.  His stamps expenses also drained his bank
account  and  compelled  him  to sell his Amiga.  Now he is suspected to work as
barman in a coffee shop.
3(Mr King and the MOSAS (Movement Of Swappers Against Steffen))

2Fairfax 1 left Andromeda and joined Talent.  He decided that the famous Andromeda
style  was  rubbish and that permitted him to choose the best norwegian group of
the moment.
3(Talent members)

2El  Loco1  left  Talent and joined Andromeda.  He is still in good relations with
his  ex group mates but his problems with justice couldn't be tolerated anymore.
The group of the Stalin of the scene surely fits better his attitude.
3(Talent members)

Andromeda  and  Talent  have  fused themselves in a brand new group:  2"Talomeda"
(the new slogan:  Ad taedium - ad infinitum).
2Fairfax1 and 2El Loco1 were kicked out.
3(Talomeda members)

2Ra1  has asked Eremation to join but they refused.  He decided to leave the scene
and  join  real  life,  but  real  life  refused,  he came back to the scene and
recalled himself "Re".  Re is currently looking for a group.
3(Sanity members)

2Re1 has joined Sanity.
3(Ra)

2Sanity1  is  dead.   The group was falling into pieces, people went, people came,
nobody  was  active,  the code of Chaos' new revolutionary demo was deleted by a
virus  coded  by  Chaos  himself.   Even if there were always silly mags talking
about them, they could not bear the idea of being a mediocre group.
3(The Masters of the scene)

2Ben1  of  Absolute!  has decided to stop to interrail all over Europe each summer
visiting his contacts.
3(Ben's contacts)

2Disney1  of Sanity joined the ROM team and gave up with Compass.  He has declared
that  "ROM  is  too  good  to be beaten, my only hope can be to sabotage it from
inside".
3(Mop)

2TFG1  will continue the work for Compass.  Code, graphics and musics will be done
by  the  most  famous  Sanity  members,  but  all  the editing work will be held
completely by TFG.
3(All the scene mag editors)

2Abnormalia1,  the  only  scene mag without a module by 2Lizardking1, has topped the
first  place  in the Eurocharts.  It's going to be the only mag in the scene and
possibly the only scene production.  It's denitively going to hold total control
on  the  readers  and  the scene, utter domination, unquestioned power, absolute
dictatorship.
3(Macno)

The Charts 13 have never been published, what you may have happened to see
around is a virtual vision, never become real.
3(Someone in Static Bytes)

2Adder1 was not kicked out by X-trade. He decided to leave.
3(Adder)

All the mag news appeared in the last year are false.
3(Lemon. organizers)

A  bloody  spandimerda  war has begun between 2421 and2 Abnormalia1.
The  editors  of  the  relative  mags have started to slaughter themselves in an
uncivilized  way.   It  all  started  from  few  light  spandimerda  remarks, it
degenerated  into  a  frantic  and  gory  campaign  of  reciprocal  insults  and
accusations.  2El Loco1 was caught by police for some crime of whatever kind,2 Rune
retired  himself  in  an  alcoholists  asylum,  2Nimrod1  was  radiated  from  the
Journalists  Order  and  Macno's  aims  to dominate the scene had been unveiled.
2Rokdazone1,  co  editor  of both the mags, fused what had remained of them into a
new  blasphemous publication:
2"The 42 (!) abnormally marvellous (!) lunatic (:) balls (?)".
3(Nimrod and Macno)