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CLOTHES
CLOTHES
VETEMENTS
VETMOn



that you explain to your mother "I took all
my clothes to the VET MA".

UNDERPANTS
SLIP
SLEEP



you SLEEP in your underpants.


TROUSERS
PANTALON
POnTALOHn



your trousers are baggy PANTALOONS.


SKIRT
JUPE
JooP



spilling SOUP on your skirt.


SOCK
CHAUSSETTE
SHOSET



you buy a magnificant pair of socks -
they are a SHOW SET.

JACKET
VESTE
VEST



you wear a JACKET while everybody else
is wearing a smart jacket to a dance.

DRESS
ROBE
ROB



someone ROBS you of your best dress.


PULLOVER
PULLOVER
PooLOVER



taking your PULLOVER off at
the top of the Eiffel Tower.

SHOE
CHAUSSURE
SHOSooR



Geoffrey CHAUCER, the author of The Canterbury Tales,
trying on a shoe on his way to Canterbury.

HAT
CHAPEAU
SHAPOH



taking off your hat when you enter a CHAPEL.


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13
a boxer putting clothes on after a fight.

(N.B. This is a plural word).
11
a boxer fighting in his underpants.


11
a boxer pulling on his trousers after a fight.


14
spilling perfume on a skirt.


14
spraying perfume on your socks to kill the smell.


14
spraying your jacket with perfume
to make it smell nice.

14
spilling a bottle of perfume all over a dress.


11
a boxer wearing a pullover during a fight.


14
spraying the uppers of your shoe
with perfume to improve the smell.

11
a boxer having a hat knocked off his head in a fight.


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                     ELEMENTARY GRAMMAR

                The French word for I is JE
                      (pronounced Je)


               The French word for AM is SUIS
                     (pronounced SWEE)

                   Imagine I AM a SWEDE.


                       TO SAY  I AM:

0        for example, I AM THE DOG   you say  JE SUIS LE CHIEN
0                     I AM THE DOOR     is    JE SUIS LA PORTE
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                The French word for HE is IL
                      (pronounced EEL)

                  Imagine HE is in an EEL.

0                     So,
0                         HE IS        is  IL EST
0                         HE EATS      is  IL MANGE
0                         HE IS TIRED  is  IL EST FATIGUE  


              The French word for SHE is ELLE
                      (pronounced EL)

             Imagine SHE is HELL to live with.

0                     So,
0                         SHE SEES      is  ELLE VOIT
0                         SHE IS DIRTY  is  ELLE EST SALE
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HE SEES THE BLUE JACKET

IL VOIT LA VESTE BLEUE

I AM THE BIG CAT

JE SUIS LE GRAND CHAT

SHE HAS THE HEAVY PULLOVER

ELLE A LE PULLOVER LOURD

HE WANTS THE YELLOW SOCK

IL VEUT LA CHAUSSETTE JAUNE

SHE EATS THE RED SHOE

ELLE MANGE LA CHAUSSURE ROUGE

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IL VOIT LE PLAFOND ROSE

HE SEES THE PINK CEILING

ELLE VEUT LA JUPE SALE

SHE WANTS THE DIRTY SKIRT

JE SUIS L'ANIMAL NOIR

I AM THE BLACK ANIMAL

IL MANGE LA ROBE GRISE

HE EATS THE GREY DRESS

ELLE A LES VETEMENTS JAUNES

SHE HAS THE YELLOW CLOTHES

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                        PLEASE NOTE

                 With the last translation:

0                    French :  ELLE A LES VETEMENTS JAUNES
0                    English:  SHE HAS THE YELLOW CLOTHES

              you add an "s" to the adjective.


        This will be dealt with more fully later on.
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FAMILY WORDS
FATHER
PERE
PER



your father eating a PEAR.


MOTHER
MERE
MER



your mother mounted on a grey MARE.


BROTHER
FRERE
FRER



your brother dressed up as a holy FRIAR.


SISTER
SOEUR
SeR



your sister saying "Hello SIR".


HUSBAND
MARI
MAREE



you MARRY your husband.


WIFE
FEMME
FAM



men eating their wives in a FAMine.

(N.B. FEMME is the same as the word for WOMAN).
SON
FILS
FEES



having to pay school FEES for your son.


DAUGHTER
FILLE
FEE



selling your daughter for a FEE.


BOY
GARÇON
GARSOHn



a young boy has left the GAS ON.

(N.B. GARÇON is the same as the word for WAITER).
GIRL
JEUNE FILLE
JeN FEE



a girl on a YOUNG FILLY.


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                          GENDERS




           The genders of family words are given
                 by the sex of the person.
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SOME MORE USEFUL WORDS
EMPTY
VIDE
VEED



a German putting a VEED (weed)
into an EMPTY jar.

DEEP
PROFOND
PROFOHn



thinking DEEP, PROFOUND thoughts.


UGLY
LAID
LAY



an UGLY duckling LAYing an egg.


EXPENSIVE
CHER
SHER



you SHARE the cost of an EXPENSIVE meal.


COLD
FROID
FRWA



you FRY a COLD sausage.


HOT
CHAUD
SHOH



you try hard not to SHOW how HOT you are.


PRETTY
JOLI
JOLEE



a JOLLY, PRETTY girl.


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                     ELEMENTARY GRAMMAR



                  The French for AND is ET
                      (pronounced AY)

                      Imagine A AND b.

0                   So,

0                      HOT AND COLD   is  CHAUD ET FROID
0                      RED AND GREEN  is  ROUGE ET VERT
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                 The French for BUT is MAIS
                      (pronounced MAY)

            Imagine you like any month BUT MAY.

0             So,

0                PRETTY BUT EXPENSIVE  is  JOLI MAIS CHER
0                SMALL BUT QUIET       is  PETIT MAIS TRANQUILLE
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                  The French for OR is OU
                      (pronounced OO)

              Imagine people say "OOH! OR Ah!"

0             So,

0               THE DOG OR THE CAT     is  LE CHIEN OU LE CHAT
0               THE WALL OR THE FLOOR  is  LE MUR OU LE PLANCHER
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HE EATS THE RABBIT AND THE HEDGEHOG

IL MANGE LE LAPIN ET LE HERISSON

SHE WANTS THE KITCHEN OR THE GARDEN

ELLE VEUT LA CUISINE OU LE JARDIN

I AM SMALL BUT HEAVY

JE SUIS PETIT MAIS LOURD

SHE IS QUIET AND THIN, BUT PRETTY

ELLE EST TRANQUILLE ET MINCE, MAIS JOLIE

THE ROOM IS EMPTY AND THE KITCHEN IS BLACK

LA PIECE EST VIDE ET LA CUISINE EST NOIRE

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IL EST LE PERE ET ELLE EST LA MERE

HE IS THE FATHER AND SHE IS THE MOTHER

JE SUIS LE FRERE SALE, MAIS LA SOEUR EST LOURDE

I AM THE DIRTY BROTHER, BUT THE SISTER IS HEAVY

LA JEUNE FILLE MANGE LE GRAND FILS

THE GIRL EATS THE BIG SON

IL VEUT LE JOLI MARI OU LA FEMME LAIDE

HE WANTS THE PRETTY HUSBAND OR THE UGLY WIFE
(N.B. JOLIE normally comes before the noun).
LE PERE EST LAID ET LA MERE EST GRANDE

THE FATHER IS UGLY AND THE MOTHER IS BIG

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