Its so very unlike those who have passed on to take an interest in their surroundings...Your bathroom is quite ordinary. It has not changed much in the past ten years.Your bedroom is a complete disaster area. Toys, books, clothes and other junk are strewn all over the walls, floor, and bed.A banistered hall extends past your brother's room toward your parent's room and the stairs. You try not to make any noise that might wake your parents. Beyond that door... they slumber...Your brother's room is even more disgusting than yours. The repulsive runt himself is usually here, guarding his precious toy chest.You find yourself standing face to face with what seemed to be a normal toilet just a little while ago.You are standing by the door to your room on a path that hangs suspended in space.At the end of the path in front of you is a gate with an odd key hole.This is a town square. The Department of Information building looms in front of you. Copy machine odors waft down from above.You are standing inside the secular church, a pulpit can be seen beyond the pews.You are in the Department of Information Foyer. There is an information clerk behind a desk. Three elevators work furiously to lift tons of paper and civil servants into the depth of the building.You are now standing in front of the Rigor Mortis Saloon. You see neon signs and a large bouncer.You are at the entrance to a dead end alley. Odors from a trash can and the piercing stare of a suspicious inhabitant make you uneasy.You are in an alley with a crowd of thirsty people. Maybe they don't have I.D.'s either.From where you are standing in the Rigor Mortis Saloon you can see the bartender, a barmaid, and two identical twins chewing gum.Beyond the roof-line you can see the top of a carnival. A castle appears suspended in the clouds. Your attention is drawn to the incessant squeaks of Nick the Rat.The great square of the Imperial Palace is a magnificent place. The awesome palace is surrounded by a beautiful garden.You are standing inside the enormous D.O.I. elevator. The elevator has two sets of doors and a very confusing control panel.A long hall extends from the elevator. Along the walls are ten evenly spaced identical doors.You are in the drab office of a busy looking Officer and his gigantic stack of unprocessed papers.You are standing next to your bride at the church pulpit. The preacher is strikingly similar to the I.D. salesman.You've been a very bad boy! Now say you're sorry!You find yourself back among the crowd from the alley. They must have gone to the D.O.I. to get form 69B-12C and gotten lost.You are in the presence of his Imperial Lordship, Istostuborntoletupass XXXVII. His Grand Vizer hovers to the left.This is the Imperial Dining Room.You are lost somewhere in the middle of the Imperial Palace. The walls here are continually being moved by the servants.The Emperor's rock garden is very calm and pretty, the palace wall looms above partially spoiling the effect.This is his Lordship's bedroom. A ravishing girl catches your eye.You are confronted by an enemy ninja who leaps down off the wall and pursues you with an evil look in his eyes.You are standing in the Imperial Lounge.A spindly servant is here pondering over his collection of extremely expensive Ming vases.Sitting on a rock is one of the rat brothers, Sushi.Extremely expensive and incredibly sharp Japanese swords are made here in the sword smithery.The I.D. salesman has been replaced by a sharp toothed Loan Shark.Standing here upon the bridge between two worlds, you see a ghostly silhouette through a distinctly oriental gateway.You are standing on the dock. A sign says: "Fishing allowed" and "Swimming: Couples only." Strange place.A typical repulsive bar bathroom.You are looking out of a ground level grate at what looks like a clown's dressing room.From here on colonnade you have a closeup view of the heavily guarded door to the Imperial Palace.Inside the cave is Jacque, the water rat, and his pet oysters.The same two boys are running around here. It would seem that one stole the other's cotton candy.You are standing in the drab, run down airship terminal. Tickets are available here at the ticket window.You are aboard the bridge of the airship. The captain is standing here ready to depart at your command.Typical carnival games line this strip. The games in front of you are enticing because they have teddy bears as prizes. Judging by the pile of tokens other people think so too.The ferris wheel is closed for repair, and a chain link fence has been placed here to enforce the decree.You move over and come face to face with... the J.A.M. Software wall... possibly the best thing you have ever seen.This is the carnival's freak show. Hairy Momma and Grajunk the Grajoynk are the only freaks left here. The others were killed in a freak gardening accident.The airship is docked at the Castle in the Clouds. The draw-bridge has lowered and the captain has prepared himself to follow you on your quest into the fortress.You are standing in the entrance hall of the famed Castle in the Clouds. A pit blocks your path to the other four halls.You are falling... and falling...In this corner resides a drunken bum.This corner of the building is drab and empty.You stand face to face with Rambone the Rat!You stand victorious before the prized key, which is enclosed in glass, atop a pedestal.When you return to the path you find something new standing where your door used to be. And it isn't pretty.As you enter the clearing a motorcycle gang surrounds you. You stand face to face with Elvis, the leader of the gang, and his woman.The bigtop is filled with the usual circus displays. You can see a freak show if you buy a ticket.You can see two boys chasing each other. In the background you see the bigtop."Where are you going little boy? You can't escape your fate!"Between the reeds you observe the entrance to a cave.You relax in paradise with a drink called the Grajunk Grabber. The view from here almost makes up for the fact that you will never wake up.You are standing on the path by your door. He is here, wounded.As soon as the word leaves your lips, Cookie, the J.A.M. Software secretary, jumps out of nowhere and voices her opinion.You can't go that way!You jump up and hit your head on the ceiling.You give up after pounding your head into the floor for 10 minutes.Remember, rooms have walls!Sure... jump over the banister and break your neck...Those stairs squeak, they might wake up your parents.Walk into your parent's room at this time of night... Yeah, right!You can't go that way... it's locked!Try using the ENTER command.Magnificent attempt at flight... but no go.Oh, so you want to be a pile driver?You can't go that way... Yet!The monks don't like people in the side chapels.Stop that! You're making a spectacle of yourself.Try EXITing!"Get lost kid... I need some I.D. to let you in."The crowd is too dense."The toilet is locked and I lost the keys. Replacements are almost impossibleto get at the D.O.I. Hate the rates in this bar, never return the keys."Right... jump off the roof into oblivion...Those doors are closed right now.You're on the last floor in that direction.That's the end of the hall buddy.Fun with defenestration!You're on the top floor!The Romper room has no doors, you can't go anywhere but in!"You must prove your honor by defending the Imperial house before being allowed to see the Emperor," say the guards.The Emperor will not let you in his house.I'm sure the Emperor would appreciate holes in his walls.That's the edge of the garden!Walk on the Emperor's face?This game isn't that hard is it? Some people jump off every bridge they come to...Stop that or the bridge will collapse into the void.If you like the water so much, try swimming.Now there's a good idea, walk on the bar! Oh Bart the bartender will just love that.Right! Go ahead and swim into those walls.You need a ticket first.Somehow stepping out of the airship isn't my idea of fun.You bump into the J.A.M. Software wall, try going north.If you want to leap off the castle, do it on your own time!You're falling, so you can't go that way.If you go that way you might get lost.You can't see the freaks without a ticket.Although the roof looks flimsy, you can't seem to push your way through.It's a handfull of change and bills.The plunger consists of a wooden dowel and a set of rubber lips.Only you would ask for a description of a toothbrush!You've got a pair of bright pink pajamas with red cars, boats, trains, and planes on them.It's a steak and cheese imported from Philadelphia.This is one high class squirt gun, it looks like it could really kill someone!It is a small wafer like object.It's a nice leather jacket. Can I have it?It's fake I.D. approval form 69B-12C!It's a Missouri driver's license with your name on it.It's an empty beer keg... should float somebody real well.The keys have a 20 pound weight tied to them.Used Duo-Mint gum.It's a priceless Ming Vase, any collector's dream.That's general approval for Fake I.D. form 43A-81G.That one is physical approval form 11X-16B.This one's mental approval form 51M-97O.It's a writ of physical fitness to drink with a Fake I.D.It's a writ of mental fitness to drink with a Fake I.D.That's the receipt for the death of an officer.It's a small rock, probably made of stone.Form 22Z-13I certifies that you did indeed kill an officer.It's a bar of non-toxic soap.A sword of this quality would cost thousands, but you know that.Haven't you ever seen rice before?It's 100,000 pounds of tuna, don't ask me how you carry it, this is a dream.Um uh, worms, good to eat, at least the fish think so.The tokens are the carnival's form of currency.The teddy bear is cute and cuddly.You seem to see maps in the depths of the globe.The cotton candy is sweet and sticky.Hairy Momma's hair tonic, whose slogan is "Hair is Power" will grow your hair "as fast as crab grass," according to the label.The wine is very stong and acidic.The key is heavy, made of gold.The toilet is porcelain (surprise, surprise) and has a nasty looking maw to boot.The sink looks just about like every other sink you've ever seen.You use the tub about once a year.You see something revolting.The posters are basically all of the same general theme... undressed females.The bed is where you sleep... duh.Taking an interest in your clothes for a change?The banister is thin and shaky.The stairs look very inviting because they lead down towards the kitchen!The antique is very old.The chest is dark with spikes all over... it might hold something fun!The skull is white and dry... oh so dry...The path at your feet seems to draw you eastward.The map shows the layout of the building. Three wings."Rigor Mortis Saloon: Come on in and get stiff."A loud voice calls out, "What are you, some kind of hobo?"They look back! There is something familiar about the girl. Maybe she will talk to you if you help her friends.It's just a roof.It seems to float through the air on a cloud.It looks like a fun place to be.It's a big and heavy desk covered in papers.The bush is a plant that grows between two tall stalks.The collection looks very expensive.The dock is made of planks, under it is water.The oysters house a big collection of pearls.The roller coaster looks like a ride you wouldn't want to take.The ticket counter is where you buy airship tickets.You can ATTEMPT to win the games.You're falling through it.The clouds surround and support the castle.He squats before your door... waiting...The best software company ever to exist.The God of programmers.The Lord of Computer Artists.The keyhole has a very familiar shape to it.It's a stuffed bird from the south pole.Your brother is a vile creature of less than a decade. To make matters worse he's gloating over the present he got from grandma."My present is better than yours... ha ha!""Mommy... Mommy... Mommy..."Don't bother me boy, I'm busy.If you have a question please ask it, if not please go to Information retrieval and place your query there."Guards! Take this communist pig away!"The bouncer is large, hairy and mean.  His name, "Bonzo," is branded on his belly."Let's see some I.D."You wake up three weeks later to find yourself in six different hospital beds.He's slick and fast, nasty and cool.You want an I.D. buddy? Only $3!"Hey, you gotta death-wish?" he asks as he drives his switch blade between your ribs.Bart the bartender has dedicated his life to wiping up spilled beer."Wanna drink fella? Better hurry, the keg is almost empty!""Why you jerk... Hey Bonzo..."The barmaid has a shapely rear."Hi honey! What can I get you?""I like it when a man gets physical!"You can't fix your eyes on him, he moves so fast. He's quick."Pssst... I'm not only a rat, I'm a master thief, I got class, yeah, in fact I'm a class act. Master Nick that's me.""Want me to bite off your hand?" (Nick has rabies)They look identical."Hey bud," says one, "Want a piece of gum?" says the other.As the one you didn't hit falls off her stool the other one slaps you in the face.The officer is short, fat and very busy."Busy man son, I'm a busy man, proceed to the next room."You faintly hear his squealing as the guards escort you down to your death.The preacher is the I.D. salesman, but he's done up his hair."Come on son, get along with it, say the magic words.""You have sinned son," he proclaims as he slips his switch-blade between your ribs.She looks like the kind of girl you'd want to take home to mom."Hi! short, pale, and pajamas wearing!""Hey buster... get 'em guys..." she exclaims as the crowd tears you to shreds.The guards stand erect."We are the Emperor's guards... do not distract us.""You are a sow without any trace of honor."You see the fine edge on his sword... very close up..."Are you one of the Emporer's spies?""For that I shall kill you slowly..."The servant is extremely preoccupied with his collection."Can't you see I'm busy sorting my collection, I only have time to talk if you contribute.""Guards! Guards! This man is hitting me! Come quick!"Sushi looks very sad and thin."Honor to your family through all generations to thy farthest forefather.""Oh... you...you RAT. You're so low... ooh I can't say it!"The sword smith forges only the finest of swords."May I help you with a sword?""Your honor has been soiled." Because you take honor seriously you grab one of his swords and commit Hari-Kari.Not the type you'd like to meet in a dark pool."Want a loan fella? Buy a new car, or something for the wife.""I have been hit!!! I can't believe..." you've always wondered what the inside of a shark looked like.John the rat has the most enormous sharp teeth you've ever seen."I'm John. You know my brother Nick. Nick always had the fast fingers but I got the sharp teeth.""Chill out dude!"The Vizer is short fat and ugly, you probably noticed."Oh honorable one, the Emperor spares you his precious time.""You absolute pig! How dare you hit the Emperor's Vizer."The Emperor is lord of everything this side of the bridge."Oh, he who returned the rock, what may I do for you?""Guards... Guards..."The princess is beautiful beyond description..."Hi there!""Oooh, why you slimy dog... Guards!"Jacque is a great collector of underwater treasures, besides you could almost mistake him for a hairy prune."Bonjour, would you like a pearl?""Jacque lives underwater, you will die there!"One is chasing the other in frantic circles."He stole my candy and my tokens," says one, "Only the candy," swears the other.They start crying and their father bashes your face in.The captain is stiff and formal."Just say 'ready' and we will be off.""Hit me huh, why don't you take a nice trip, out the window!"The lady runs the games."Want to play, only a token!""Oooh, you jerk!"Hairy momma is BIG and HAIRY!"Buy hairy momma's hair tonic, put hair on anything!"Your fist bounces back and strikes you in the face. "Nobody hits momma," she says as she sits on you.Grajgunk (whose name no one ever spells the same twice) is a typical Grajuiont."Me teeth hurt, wanna chew somebody!"Chew... chomp... munch... crunch...The drunk is sodden and disgusting. (i.e. drunk)"Wanna... a... drink, accccid breath?"The drunk slumps over and drops his wine bottle.Rambo the Rat has no hair at all on his body."I'm of the great rat family, but they detest me because I have no hair. And because of that I'll kill you!""I'm hit, ouch, ooh, you're dead... you're dead..."Elvis lizard is the King of the Rock 'n Rollers."I'm mean, but my woman is nice, you want her? She's yours!"The Rock 'n Rollers treat you as a rock 'n roll over you!Elvis's woman is a real rock'n woman."You want me baby and I'm yours.""I'm gonna roll over your dead body!" And he does...I can't even begin to describe him, look for yourself."Grrrrrr...!""Come home with me......."The door to your parent's room is dark and foreboding.The door to your room is locked and floating in the middle of nowhere.The gate has a keyhole.The Department of Information is in a big old building.At this distance you can't see anything.They have doors (hint hint).I've already described that! (humphf)The Imperial palace is a grand construction in the old style.The water is cool and inviting.You hear and smell carnival sounds through the window.The cave is dark and foreboding.The ferris wheel looks fun.The draw-bridge hangs open, inviting you in.The pit yawns beneath you.The bigtop is filled with fun things.The trap door looks like a good place to jump to."I put it where you'll never find it... over there in my...oops... you jerk!""You've got to get the bad things out of your head and then get yourself out, or die in the process.""Oh, so you want one of those kegs? I need bar snacks.  Find me something heavenly and I'll give you one.""That's me, I got lots of stuff. Fingers so fast I could copy Hamlet before you could say cheese.""Everything's for sale. Why pay the fence? I even got something you need, I'm sure.""Yeah, I got the Bar Keys, an easy job, just walked off with them. Want to buy them? Cheap!""Here, have a piece on us.""When dealing with the process itself don't take too many shortcuts, always keep track of everything. Public officers are another story altogether.""When dealing with them, crime pays!""Everything anyone would ever want can be found there.""The only thing that makes women different from men is the fact that you can marry them.""Just try proposing to a prospective bride.""You're not lighter than air are you?""It represents your greatest fears, but like any fear it can be conquered.""What do you do in a church but receive the sacraments?""They look very thirsty, like they couldn't get into the bar.""They don't make Ming vases anymore.  They once did in a little place to the north of the Imperial Gardens.""The current exchange rate is one dollar to one tuna to one cheese to one yen to one token.""The best trait in a bride is a foul mouth, you'll never get bored.""Well, somebody likes them.""I do not have that information here. Please inquire at personnel listings in room N3L-D. Thank you.""Oh him, he's in room S3R-D.""Your form sir... are you through bothering me now?""In order to give you 51M-97O, I'll need form 16D-97O from room S2L-A.""Here's your receipt sir, you'll need it to get past the guards in order to leave.""I won't give it to you because I don't feel like it! So shoot me if you don't like the way things are.""Oh, officer S3R-D deals with that form. Go to room N4R-E and ask for him there.""In order to give you 11X-16B I'll need form 17D-16B from room S4R-E.""In order to give you 69B-12C I'll need form 43A-81G from room E4L-C.""I'm too hungry to get that for now... oh, what I wouldn't give for some food...""I've made up a 69B-12C and it's sitting on my desk but I can't give it to you without a receipt and I'm out of them right now, maybe I can get you one by next year.... we have to do things honestly around here.""Hey, what are you doing? You can't take that, I'll report you to the guards, or are you going to shoot me?"As he dies he tells you to make sure to get form 22Z-13I from room S4L-B and bring it to room S2R-A... "we have to do things honestly around here...""Oh, him! Ask for him in room N2L-D.""In order to get form 43A-81G I'll need form 11X-16B from room E3R-D and form 51M-97O from room E2L-B.""Guards... Guards... Thief!""I'll have to ask for 100,000 yen, but there is one other way, and that's a trade, your choice.""My daughter is being held by the emperor. Bring her here and the sword is yours. By the way her name is Princess.""A long time ago they made those Ming vases in a little place to the north of the garden, but a mudslide buried it.""Yeah, I do loans, in lots 'o 100,000 tuna. I don't charge interest, but I will kill you if you skip out on me.""The Emperor's rock garden is open to the public.""I don't do personal questions.""I know where she is but I only help contributors.""My collection is the finest Ming vase collection this side of the bridge! Want to make a donation?""Thank you for returning my daughter. May your honor and that of your sword always be strong, for it is the last of the leather that I have for hilts.""I hate to part with it for money but in these lean times...""You scum! Trying to elope with my Princess! Guards!""You've been a good customer! Want another loan?""Ahh, my precious pet rock. My house and my Empire are your's to roam at will.""Ahh, a precious Ming vase. For this, you can see the princess, her door is now open.""Oh thank you master, ask any favor of any rat and it's yours.""I meant a token of your appreciation, not a real token!""Ahhh, he's so cute, now I think I'll go with you.""Here you are, 100,000 tuna, don't forget to pay me back.""Precious leather, thank you, have some rice for your hunger."Get what?Drop what?I don't see that here.You already have it.You don't have it!Go where?Don't know what you're talking about.Talk to whom?Hit what?If you get off on senseless violence then that's fine by me!You're already asleep!After tossing and turning you finally get to sleep.You try looking at everything at once.Please begin your commands with a verb.Coast is clear!You can't see through solid objects.You can't carry that many things at once.You cannot pick that up!My God, what kind of mind do you have?A bit vague, isn't it?That person isn't here!"I'm the plunger and I know many things... but not that."Talk about what?"I don't know anything about that."Give what? to Whom?If you can't pick it up, you can't give it away.Give that to Whom?You can only give things to people.You can't give it away here.He grabs the cash and runs out to buy candy.Give them what?Open what?You can't open that."Touch that and I'll tell mom where you really were Friday night."It's already open.As you open the chest you see the prized squirt gun perched on top.Maybe you should try opening it with something.That won't open it.What? Go to sleep in your clothes?Wear what?You take off your clothes and put on your pajamas.It would be helpful if you had a bed when trying to sleep.What do you think this is? A dream?The gate swings open."Go 'head in."There are millions of rats, so address them by name.That's dishonest, use the Give command instead."You can come in now. The bar is open.""Nice doing biz with ya... Enjoy!"Use what?Nothing special happens.Buy what?You don't have any money.That's not for sale here.Good dental hygiene is the secret to good relationships."You're breath is too bad... I won't talk to you.""Here you are, that was 4 cheese.""I can't sell you that without form 69B-12C.  You know the government... always needs some form or another.""Thanks, you can use the toliet now.""You can't buy that here, it's on the house!""Thanks, here's the keg, I think I'll put them out with something holy, like swiss cheese."Try going up or down.When you open the dresser your pajamas fall out onto the floor.After lingering a second too long you are eaten by the toilet.Shoot What?As you blow him away, he fumbles and drops form 16D-97O.Steal What?You feel so slimy and dishonest that you give up.The guards haul you away for shooting an officer and not getting a receipt."I can't give you what you want without the other form."It's hard to shoot without a gun.The people in the crowd get all exited and stampede past going in the direction of the bar, carrying you along with them.No one seems to be listening.Try talking to a person directly.Good, I'm glad you're sorry.Trying shooting a particular person.Remember, the sign says: "Couples only in the water!"He catches up with you and chops you in half.The water strikes him and he melts in a puff of foul smoke!"The Emperor will not speak to you, you insolent whelp!""Oh my poor pet rock, what will I ever do without him...""Oh, I'm so hungry, any food master? Any food?""Remember that honor is always rewarded."After digging for a while you uncover a vase amid a worm nest.You dig it, finding nothing!Your mom pops out of the woodwork, washes your mouth out with soap, and leaves.Oh no you don't! That won't work anymore!"Well I do suppose you've come to take me back to my father. But I just won't go without at least a token of your appreciation."It's been a good day's fishing, you caught a giant tuna.You need some sort of bait to go fishing.You didn't catch anything today.There is no fishing allowed here.With What? Your finger?"You're a bad risk now, pay me back and then maybe."If you put that many objects in a room someone will steal them.You two-timer, you're already engaged!I'm sorry, the secular church does not support bigamy.A loud voice calls out: "No way Jose!""Oh, I'd just love to, let's get married right now!"You need to be engaged before you can get married!Marriage must be performed at a state registered secular pulpit.You already are!"I pronounce you man and wife... you may now kiss the bride!"You can't possibly swim here."I absolutely refuse to get my hair wet," Princess insists.They stamp your hand and wave you in."Hey mister, thanks, have our candy. We can buy more...""Oooh! Candy! Here have some tonic, remember HAIR IS POWER!""Merci Beaucoup, here is your pearl, bonjour.""Ah, for this, I will fly to the castle!""You need 100,000 tokens to buy a ticket, you don't have it.""My God, I'm beginning to grow hair, how can I thank you?""Your mother always warned you about marrying the right girl.""Because you did my brother Sushi a great favor, I will come with you and help you with one task."John the rat scurries across the airship and gnaws through the rope. He then says, "My debt is repayed," and leaves."Hold on, here we go!""We can't leave yet because there is a Gordian knot in the anchor rope. You will have to find somebody to cut it."Your wife makes a funny face and says, "I don't think that...uhhh... thing?... can get off the ground... I won't go, and you won't either!""Sorry, no debtors allowed on the airship.""Um, Chew, Chew, Me chew, me want to come with you and chew more stuff with you!"Eat What?You consume it with great zest, although your body may later regret it.YOU try to eat that!You disgusting cannibal!In about 10 minutes your skin begins to feel funny and then all of a sudden you grow hair all over your body... long long very thick hair... remember, "Hair is Power!"The wine goes down like acid, rotting out your insides.You succeed only in making a spectacle of yourself.You bound across the pit.You jump up, catch the trap and swing up into the room above, only to come face to face with Rambone the Rat!Rambone Rat runs at you, M-60 blazing!When you hit the drunk he groans and rolls over, dropping his bottle in the process.He catches you up in his talons and splits you on his sword.Wounded as He is, He is still quite capable of killing you.The person in the ticket booth hands you a ticket to Paradise.You throw the acid wine on Him. It lands on Him bubbling and disolves Him into a malignant puddle of goo.Your sword nicks Him in the shin causing Him to howl and hop around on one foot.A map and hint guide is available from Baudville. Call (616) 698-0888 to order one.Throw what?You can't throw that.The door to your room isn't here silly.As you fumble with the key Grajunk swallows it with a resonant flushing sound, concluded with a porcelain burp.You plunge Grajunk mercilessly until the key shoots out with a popping noise.You open the door to your room and run inside... only to find yourself sitting up awake in your bed. For some reason you feel guilty about taking your brother's gun.Don't be so anxious to get back to sleep... but then again we may do a sequel.What do you think this is? A liberal society? You can't kiss until you get married... forever...You plant your lips firmly on hers and kiss."My teeth are the biggest and sharpest teeth around, they are SO sharp that they are up to any task you can ask.""Paradisia is our normal destination, but I could possibly be convinced that a more unusual place is on the way.""Oh, the castle! In order to take you there I would need the Pearl of heavenly divination. Good luck finding that!""The games are lots of fun, everyone can take something home, even if they don't win!"You play both of the games for awhile and of course you lose, but those Teddy Bears and Tokens look so good you could almost steal them.Grajunk is so pleased that you helped the poor little Rambone Rat that he starts jumping up and down. As a matter of fact he jumps so hard that he knocks a hole in the ceiling. How nice."My Hairy Momma's Hair Tonic will grow hair on anyone, anytime, anyplace, and its yours for something sweet!""If you want a pearl, you must bring me something to make a submarine from, a keg maybe, or a box."Your wife carefully swaps the rock with the key, averting disaster by the skin of your teeth.You try to make the swap but fail. You'll need a ladies touch to do something this delicate. After about 20 seconds the entire castle tips to the side, conveniently throwing you off the structure...You look awful, try to get some more sleep next time."Heh, you like my Woman? You want her? She yours!"Replace what with What?You can't swap them here.I don't see any key here that you can replace, try the castle."If you give us more tokens we'll give you some candy!"I'm waiting...PUT is too vague. Please try something more specific like: WEAR, USE, GET, DROP, THROW or GIVE.Using money is too vague. Tell me exactly what you want to BUY. Or GIVE the money to someone, same as bribing them.Find it yourself!As you fall asleep you hear a rubbery voice say, "God, I hate having to be silent for so long, now it's time to have fun!" As you marvel at this, you wake up... or do you?You hand back the gun to your brother, who, much to your disgust, runs over and hugs you. You have conquered the Dream Zone and WON!! Click for a little get together."My teeth are up to it but I don't owe you a favor... yet."