>1Flight of The Amazon Queen: >3 So, you've come back to cheat more of the game eh? Ah well, it's your money I s'ppose.... >2 Look down towards the village, yes that small blob with 2 huts and a shop. Select the village as your destination and now it's back to business for all of us adventure fans/cheats. Stroll in to trader Bob's and talk to Bob about the Floda place and also about princess Azura's kidnap. Also, try nicking the phone and see if Bob's hidden security camera spots you. Annnnnnyyyyywwwwwaaaayyy!! Try to buy the booze, of course, being drunk won't help you with the game, but it'll certainly make it seem more fun. Annnnnnnnnyyyyywwwwwwwaaaaaayyyy ² Take a look at Bobs counter, you'll see an EMPTY beef jerky stand, hmmm, let's think........ you have some beef jerky..... and....... the beef jerky stand is empty, there's a link here somewhere. Give the beef jerky to Bob, in return you'll receive some cash. Now buy the vacuum cleaner. Take a look at Naomi, she will be able to talk English, unlike that thick lot outside. Talking to Naomi will reveal that she has been taught English from the missionaries at the jungle, remember that. Carry on talking to Naomi until you get on to the subject of swapping scissors for the perfume she wants so she can impress the gormless looking Bob. Now walk out to the main part of the village and try to talk to the witch doctor and the village leader (the one that looks like an over-inflated beach ball sitting on a chair). You will find that they can't speak English, so we need a translator book. Meanwhile-- SHOCK HORROR!! The evil scientist Frank is planning to turn Amazon women into dinosaurs, arrrggghHH!! Will Amazon men ever have pleasure again?!?!! Time to climb the pinnacle again. This time, choose the jungle as your fun filled destination. Remember, we're looking for the missionaries. You should now be in the jungle, walk North (straight ahead) and continue over the fallen tree past the deformed monkey in to the next part of the jungle. Joe bumps in to two men standing in the middle of the jungle called Bud and Skip. After cracking a few jokes at Skip, i.e going tut..tut Skiiiiiiippppppppyyyyyyy, Skipppyyy, Skiiiiiippppppppyyyyyyy the bush Kangaroooooooo!!!!! @5talk to Bud. He tells you that he wants to be re-captured by the Amazon women, to err, err, shall we say, keep the Amazon population up? Unfortunately for Bud, he's infertile. Doh, alright he's not, but he does have a rash which he needs to get rid of, if he is to be shagged by the Amazon women. Sorry, but there was no other way of putting it. Talking to Skip, reveals that he is after a certain Commander Rocket magazine, like those sad kiddy ones that Sparky's into. Ask Skip for the Commander Rocket magazine and promise never to call him a bush kangaroo again. Now you may read the comic, and it's quite good, but not as good as the Beano. (gnash-gnash!) After reading the comic, you should have noticed that there's a coupon loose inside the mag. Use the soggy coupon you already have, with the clipping you've just received from the magazine and you will be able to read the secret plans for the commander rocket pocket rocket thingy. Rivetting huh? Walk past Bud and Skip to the waterfall and head east past the bug and jumping fish. Uh oh. That sad gorilla's back, this time he's dressed as Mr Blobby and is pretending to be a dinosaur. Like Yeah! As if it's a dinosaur.... Come out Noel, I know you've got a gotcha Oscar in there somewhere. After talking to the gorilla for a bit, you should find that you are getting nowhere! So, head south. Wahey, you've found the missionaries. Talk to the bloke and he'll tell you lots of interesting facts about the Amazon jungle and monkeys. Walk over to Mary-Lou (the woman, surprisingly) and talk to her about how she manages to talk to the pygmies. You will find that she has a translation book. She will also tell you that she needs a new nail file. Hmmmmmmm. Now give the banana to the middle monkey and swipe his coconuts, sounds cruel and painful. Time to bugger off and insult the gorilla in the Blobby suit again. Keep talking to him, like last time and you'll eventually get round to telling him that he isn't Noel Edmonds (or a dinosaur). He'll disappear (again). That's the last time we'll see him unfortunately. Time to walk through the log. Once on to the other side, you'll see an orchid surrounded by a load of wasps. Use the vacuum cleaner on the wasps and pick up the orchid, then, carry on walking to the right of the screen. You should now be outside the Amazon womens hideout. Joe hears the Amazon women talking about food, they then give the password and enter the hideout. Time for us to try and get inside I think. Use the hidden switch which looks like a err, tit. Oops sorry you've been captured! You will be thrown in to a dungeon deep down in the hideout. Talk to each prisoner, some will give you the usual brush off, but you MUST talk to the bloke with the puppets, keep arguing with him about the hand puppets and take them off him to shut him up. Faye will soon appear, insult her a few times as usual and then beg her to let you out. Sad I know, but you have to humour her. Just make sure you keep your fingers crossed when you promise to be nice to her. Things start to become interesting now as you are asked to find the princess Azura, free her and bring her back to the secret H.Q. Pah! No problem!! Time to leave I think, so, walk around the pool and take the exit at the bottom left of the screen, not the top one as it takes you back to the dungeon. Keep heading to the left of the screen until you reach the pinnacle. Now it's time to eye up Naomi again and have a cosy chat with Bob at the shop. Have a chat to Bob about his love life with Naomi. Give the orchid to Bob, so he can give it to Naomi as a present. Ask him if he will give you the nets, after all you're a special customer now! Head back to the crash site (where Sparky is). Once at the crash site, talk to Sparky and give him the comic he's been prattling on about for the past hour. He will then whinge about it being in crap condition. Punch him. Oh, alright then, pester him about the file until he gives it to you..... the file that is. Now go and do what you've been waiting to do for ages (shut it Molgy) and use the net on the perfume in the water (remember the animation sequence earlier that sees Faye chucking the perfume into the water?) Head back to the jungle via the pinnacle and go back to the waterfall. Use the net to catch the bug and then go back and bother the missionaries. Talk to Mary-Lou again, and ask her if she would like to swap the file for the translation dictionary. Take the translator and head back to the pygmy village. Kwooaar, things are really starting to hot up now! Cookin' on gas, that's what it is! Once you have arrived back at the village, have a conversation with the witch doctor and you'll find that she's the person to ask about rash cures. Tell her that you'll be back with the ingredients soon. Talk to the fat dude on the chair. He's not much help, but do it anyway. Walk in to trader Bobs and give the perfume to Naomi, she'll be ded chuffed with the expensive French perfume and she'll give you the scissors. Now head over to the rope bridge where the small banana tree is. Pick up a banana and then head over to the Floda Camp, you know, the place you haven't been to yet, the big white mansion. Walk to the garden and pick a flower from the row of nice flowers by the entrance to the Floda building. Head over to the jungle and place the flower on the rope by the monkey thing, or sloth as it should be called. After waiting a few hours, it should head for the flower. Now, snip some fur from the sloth and head for the pygmy village (by trader Bob's). On arrival, you should give the coconut to the witch doctor, as well as the sloths fur and the vacuum cleaner. You will now receive a rash cure. Take it back to the jungle where you saw Bud and Skip. Give the lotion to Bud and he'll be made up. Take the huge amount of cash and scream with joy. Back over to trader Bob's I think. On arrival, talk to Wedgewood the parrot, then buy the record off Bob, because you can't really buy anything else. Time to leave trader Bob's, make sure you have a quick look at Naomi, the babe. Head over to the Floda lederhosen building and tell the receptionist that you are the fumigator. She'll let you in and tell you not to go near the library. So, where better to go than the library! North. Pick up a cushion from the couch (next to the clock) and you'll find some money. Check out the big white book on the shelf, cos it moves ya see. Go back to the foyer, where you saw the unhelpful lady. Head East in to the kitchen (just behind the desk). Ask the cook what he's doing and he'll eventually tell you that the Doctor's teeth are sensitive. Offer him the banana and the cook will be overjoyed as this is the perfect snack for the doctor. Now, pick up the cheeze Bitz and the tin of dog food from under the work surface. Time to bugger off, exit through the door on your RIGHT. Open the mail bag which is on the floor next to a locker. Pick up the letter as it's addressed to private John, this may be handy. Open the bottom locker compartment to reveal a squeaky toy. Pick it up. Now head back to the library and use the record on the record player. A secret elevator will appear. Use it! Once down underground, walk through the first door and look at the boxes down stairs, you'll find a tin opener, great! Now you can open the tin of dog food! Enjoy the dog food, because that's where I'm going to have to leave it I'm afraid. {4Check out part 3 if you're still stuck!! {0