>2This  is  a  classic review by Mark MSC which he wrote 1 year ago, to
commemorate  1  year of A.F, we thought that the newer readers of A.F
would like to read it, enjoy....

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{4}2MEGA LO MANIA:- A500,A500+,A600,HAVEN`T TRIED THE 1200 YET!
PRICE: 13.99      512K REQUIRED (relockick will be needed)
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REVIEWER:- MARK.S COMPUTERHEAD:      BUDGET GAME REVIEW

MEGA LO MANIA COMES WITH FIRST SAMURAI FOR 13.99 BUT BECAUSE

SAMURAI IS SO CRAP WERE JUST REVIEWING MEGA LO MANIA EVEN THOUGH

IT IS OLD BUT IT`S JUST ASKING TO BE REVIEWED!

 MEGA LO MANIA IS A VERY GOOD BUDGET GAME, HONEST! IT IS A FANTASTIC

BUDGET GAME. IT GOT RAVE REVIEWS WHEN IT WAS A FULL PRICE GAME AND ITS

GOING TO GET A GOOD REVIEW OFF ME. WHY I HEAR YOU ASK, ITS BECAUSE ITS 

AMAZING I ANSWER. BOLLOCKS, I REALLY HATE THIS GAME. IT GOT BRILLIANT 

REVIEWS IN THE MAGAZINES AND I BLOODY WELL THINK ITS CRAP!!!!

ITS AS CRAP AS AMERICAN`S SHIT. I USED TO LIKE THIS GAME BUT NOW I 

DON`T. BUT DON`T LET THIS MAKE YOU THINK THAT THIS WILL AFFECT MY 

COMPLETELY UNBIASED REVIEW. GOD I HATE THIS PIECE OF SHITE, OH WELL I`D 

BETTER START REVIEWING THIS LUMP OF HORSE`S AMERICAN JAPANESE SHIT.

EVEN IF IT IS PROGRAMMED BY ENGLISH PEOPLE. I DEMAND TO KNOW WHY PEOPLE

LIKE TINY BLOODY SHIT SPRITES, CRAP SAMPLES THAT YOU SPEND TWO MONTHS 

TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE HELL THEY`RE SAYING. DOES WE`RE RUNNING

OUT OF ELEPHANTS RING A BELL?(THAT'S WHAT ONE OF THE VOICE SAMPLES SOUNDS

LIKE THEY`RE SAYING!)

 ANY WAY, THE IDEA OF THE GAME IS TO CONQUER ISLANDS, AND THINGS LIKE 

THAT. 

YOU START OFF WITH CAVEMEN AND HAVE TO TURN THEM INTO SCIENTISTS AND 

SHAGGING BASTARDS.

I SAY SHAGGING BECAUSE IF YOU LEAVE TWO OR MORE MEN ( MEN ) THEN 

SUDDENLY MORE PEOPLE APPEAR. WHERE FROM I ASK? FROM THE ARSES OF THE

PEOPLE WHO WROTE THIS PROBABLY. I`M SORRY ED, I CAN`T REVIEW THIS 

SHIT ANYMORE. ITS CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GRAPHIX:      78%
SOUND:        84%
PLAYABILITY   87%
ADDICTIVENESS 94%
OVERALL       85%

(DON`T LISTEN TO MARK THIS GAME IS ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT! I LOVE IT- Ed.)
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