¾PEACE TOGETHER 1993,Point Depot,   ²  seat after half an hour and still        ¾Dublin ½   By  ·Womble/Exodus      ²  nothing has happened.Next thing the                                             driver comes on and says that we        What a weekend!The one fucken           are going to push the fucked train      weekend I decide to go to a concert     to the next station,I had no            in Dublin the bastard bus service       intention of pushing any train to a     goes on strike for the day.I got on     station luckily he didn't mean that     the train at 11:20 the train is         the passngers were gonna push the       supposed to take 3 hours to get         train.                                  from Cork to Dublin.The journey is                                              going fine until we get to              So off we went at 10mph rammed the      BallyWhattafuckDaYaMean-                other train and set off.77 miles to     NoFuckenPepsifor75Miles the train       dublin,76 3/4 miles to Dublin.......    decides to stop.20 minutes later        70 1/4 miles to Dublin.......,we        the driver comes on the intercom        get to the Station 66 2/3 miles to      (not literally) and tells us that a     Dublin ( Yes hat was 66.6 miles to      train has broken down in front of       Dublin.) We should have arrived by      us and that there will be a slight      then in Dublin ,next the other          delay!I shag off down to the dining     passengers had to get on.Sardine        car to get some nosh ,a Iranrod         Train ( fuck I'm getting sick of        Eireann Beefburger,straight out of      typing t.r.i.a.n ) .then the driver     a microwave,come back up to the         comes on the intercom again and                                                                                                                                                                         apologises for the delay again and      outside and jump him when he comes      tells the passengers that there is      out (Only Kidding!) He is a 30+         free Tea and Coffee at the back of      aged,6'6''red haired german type        the train,TWO fucken hours late and     dude who lives in Co.Wexford with       all we get is a Coffee.(Bloody          his mother that works in Dublin as      pakistani bastard!) We finally get      an architect.He was there with a        to the station after 10 unscheduled     Female type person,do he was            stops at 4PM ,the concert starts at     bulging at the breeches to stick        7PM!!One hour later I finally get a     his tongue down her throat so we        Taxi to my sisters house.               said our farewells and he fucked                                                off upstairs to the seats to be         I get there eat all her food,           with yerone (Bastard!).The gig was      strangle a can of LYNX and head for     starting so I ventured forth.The        another Taxi at 6:30.I get to the       First band were called Engine Alley     Point Depot at 7 on the dot go to       who were just back from London,what     Abberakebabra and get a coffee and      they were doing there is beyond me.     watch the talent.Phooooaaaarrr some     The lead singer reminded me of that     nice stuff was in attendance but I      daft fucker out of Public Image Ltd.    was more interested in the Music        and so did lots of the music,           (NOT!) Next thing I see an old C64      overall they were most Excellent.       friend of mine walk in the door         Next The Stunning appeared after 30     heading straight for the Jax.I wait     minutes and some 2.50 Heineken they                                                                                                                                                                     played their usual stuff which was      which drove the crowd wild,I hope I     most liked by the crowd.Then            didn't kill too many people jumping     Something Happens arrived and did       around the place like I was all         some entertaining of their own.Then     night.Next up were "WORLD"and "         after they had gone the Excitement      RUINED IN A DAY"which were album        level started to reach orgasmic         perfect as have come to be expected     proportions.The REAL gear was being     from a live New Order performance.      moved onto the Stage ,I then ran        Maybe I've forgotten the name of        into about 200 guys from the UK who     the next song but there's nothing i     were there at the concert as well.      REGRET.There then came "FINE TIME"      Their chant was Manchester,lah ,lah     and "TRUE FAITH"from Technique          ,lah,Manchester,lah,lah,Lah.They        which got an even louder reception      had seena 4 line mention of the         from the crowd.The lads+lass then       concert in an issue of NME called       left the stage apologising for the      the Irish Tourist Board to find out     short set ( due to that scrawny         how to get to the concert and where     bald headed aborted adolescent O'       to stay and so they all came over       Connor not turning up as usual,and      to see the greatest band in the         if you don't get it then you know       WORLD.                                  why!).After us screaming for more                                               for 10 minutes the band finally         They finally came on stage around       came back on for the Encore.Half        10PM and opened up with "REGRET"        the equipment on the stage had                                                                                                                                                                          stopped working but it was a            one of the wierdest fucken films I'     brilliant performance of "BLUE          ve ever seen,the one thing about it     MONDAY"the best 12inch record ever!     is that there's a major contrast                                                between the music that Bob Roberts      New Order were Gillian Gilbert ,        plays and that that New Order play.     Peter Hook ,Stephen Morris and                                                  Bernard Sumner.                         Anyway I better finish off this                                                 article before all the digitised        Next band on after New Order were       pictures in the magazine have been      the hothouse flowers but most of        on Sky,fuck that's in 3 days time!!!    the people there weren't interested     !!                                      so most people including me fucked                                              off!We all walked off down the Quay  ·  Live long and prosper    ²              ,it took 1 mile to get a taxi .The                                              one thing I can say about the        ¾  Oh yeah by the way For Swapping  ²      concert was that the 80 quid I       ¾  everything to do with Star Trek ,²      spent meant that I was RUINED IN A   ¾  New Order ,Amiga ,C64 Disk and   ²      DAY but I had a FINE TIME.When I     ¾  anything else write to me at     ²      got back to my sisters gaf it was       32 AYLSBURY DOWNS                       just before midinght.So I stayed up     BALLINCOLLIG                            for a few hours with my sisters         CO.CORK                                 boyfriend and watched BOB ROBERTS ,     IRELAND          ¾  End.