©MAG¢A³C²B í LIFE IS A BITCH í' í ³A²A í The night was misty. Slightly notable thundering came out from far east. The end was near. íNo fear upon the enemies, no pain upon the chosen ones. íI saw four riders blazing down the hill. They seemed to be íwarriors from legions of unnamable one. My heart started to ípound like blacksmiths hammer. I felt fear... One of the Death-warriors carried the great hammer of war. The hammer used by the powers of walhalla, powers of unclean one. í íThe smile was wide on uncleans face. Smile of death. í I stopped Accession this time. But how long can i survive... The death smiled. í ;.;í í Oookkkay,the greatest of them all. The nastiest of them all. Coolest of them all. the prince of darkness, the uncrowned king of Rastafarism, The Underground master fucking DJ, The Punk, The MAN !!! Laaadiees and gentlemen ... VYíAN THE ULTIMATE MASTER BASTARD 1992 anno fucking domini (A)capulcoon í! tie vie ! Jessus Christ it was a littlebit too massive start-up but anyway ... i`m back in town. !. So , my little nosehairs, have you been keepin` a good time out there?? Ofcourse NOT ! (reader explains: Bcose my pocketmoney is 5 quids a week and my dogs pregnant. ) Yes ... thats understandable but did you really had a gooíd time ?? Yeeeíaaíahhhí !!!í! okkay that`s more like it ! First i must take my brains back to maggy #11 and response to few things... Atfirst/once i have few words `bout OLDTIMEring...it`ll be allways the fucking same. It does NOT depend on your money when you`re buying an computer. It depends on your will and on your guts ! I almost ripped my ass and stoled my parents money, 1 hour after i saw first time an VIC-20. I couldn`t believe my eyes..."moving bird ...!" "THE COUNT on cartridge". After 2 weeks i bought it at cost/lost of 650 us dollars. and where did i get it ??? With savings and with work in age of approx.11-12. Okay so money makes the difference. But i prefer to stay in my opinion and count many points to will and guts ! Then there was c64 time, 128 time and now the amiga time. The greatest effect of them all is the graziness of first time contact with new computer. 3 computers made my bit-life .... Vic-20, C64 and Amiga. Crews and teams came out early in c64. And i remíber my first team to be STUPIDS inc. The DESTROYER TEAM - aka TDT came then and quite massive we were backthen. But no cracks, as usually. TDT and FIG got joined and soldered together with few changes and then the world was rumbled with ACCESSION --- still going strong !!! I remember few cracks, booze and SCANDINAVIAN NEWS - Finlands finest. Its quite stupid to call oldies to farties. At this moment everyone of these oldies (alive/dead) remíber the times as revolution of homecomputers and as a revolution to our strong youth ! The world has changed since then but still few of oldies keeps kickin` and why in hell they shouldn`t ... !!! It`s nice to know that many little computer people out there likes compuworld. The world of so many opportunies and secure control. BIGBROTHERs watching you. But you FUCKING young BRATS who have anything to say, remíber... When you got teen-age you allready had an AMIGA atleast at store near you !!! When WE , OLDIES were teenagers we had only zx-81,vic-20 and stuff !!! WE KNOW WHAT`S IT ALL ABOUT. WE`VE SEEN THE BEGINNING..í. YOU HAVEN`T SEEN IT SO FUCK OFF AND SHUT UP !!í next I think it`s time for personal hellas to following people ::: BIG BANíAS TO : Slaybex, Zembra the strideman, Grundel the Hedgehogg, í Zeidos vei neitos, Pappa Munsteri ja zei, Adepti ja íMR.Biblia, Mjoku und Extra Terrestial, Communist(i), íThrushmannen, DiiDiiTii, MASOkisti and others in (A) íHELSINKI, All (A) members underground wide ! NORMAL BANíAS TO : Everybody over 18 years.(Just warming youngsters up !!) í:-( :-( :-( (-: Last but not sleazed the major news to all of you out-there... ___ ... The best thing since Monsters demo crashed , the ultimate perversium is about to launch on your dirty face ! The authors who brought you - Scandinavian News . The ACCESSION (C)(tm) is about to present you a new age of diskmags.. (age of violation) Age of DICKCHEESE (C)(tm) !!!í DICKCHEESE-the Computer Mag shows you how to : Plant Everything í take Dog Care ísee Cannibalism í hear Bees ^ Honey íearn Beer & Money í DICKCHEESE-the Computer Mag reveals the truth of: HOFFI í GOD í ORGASM íWOMEN íROBBERY íMURDERS íPOLITICS í AND ALMOST EVERYTHING That No else Mag SHOULD BRING CLOSE TO VIEW !!! ..í'. TAMA EI OLE MAKSETTU ILMOITUS !!! TAMA EI OLE MAKSETTU ILMOITUS !!! TAMA EI OLE ??í'? See the brain rivers flow between lines from : Gryndel,zeidos,USA-editors, EURO-editors,Communist,vyvyan tumb and all and many others(not Police academ.) ...í.First major DICKCHEESE digit number #000 will be in SAVO KARJALA language ONLY ..í and i mean ONLY !!! But thats only one demo number and that does not cover the Best info `bout everything. The next number needs still few editors. DICKCHEESE #001. few EURO-EDs , few Finni-EDs and few AUSTRALIA-EDs you can send music and art for being judged and best of them published in Dickcheese. The mag covers at least 2 discs. So how to order it ??? Send 2 error-free disks to following address ::: ***í' * D I C K C H Eí S E - í The Ultimate Power In the Name Of Great Cheese * * í P O S T E R E S T A N T E í * * í 00100 HELSINKI - FINLAND - EUROPE í * **í'* include: Your address , 1 US dollars/1errorfreedisk/or your country Currency amount of 1 US Dollar (eli suomen tollot heittaa disketin tai femman!) to cover postal and package handling. And ofcourse 2 e-free disks for newest DickCheese !!! í WHAT YOU GET :::: You get 2 disks full off great stuff ! You usually get : New number of DickCheese (C)(tm) , 1 or 2 latest intros , 1 demo , gfx and latest musax. Covered with quality sending back and free giveaway stickers etc... NAME OF THE GAME : If you keep sending those lovely products of yours to us then we warmly show you whos the best and whos the number 1 in the universe. Best gfx, musics and intro/demos will be published and granted to wizard ! Remíber ::: the stuff we praise are the stuff what gets printed. Not always the published product will be the best one. But we prefer something new and unseen and not that old stuff we had to watch time to time. Tell something about what you wanna read and what you wanna get ! Because without your opinions we are unable to make this CHEESE(tm) a great one ! We lay our swords on you. May the Gods show your brain the right decision in these days of Armageddon. May your wisdom give hope to lost ones and may your judgement be victory for all the foolish ones. The greater your mind the greater your swords are ! The night is coming... Come outside ... breath the wilderness ... and know .. that you are the warrior of future !!! sign-off : Vyvyan T.U.M.B. of (A) PS: I turned off my amiga. I felt little dizzy. I opened my bedroom window and watched the sun. Pain. I never have felt so much pain in me. The dead shall walk and the skies are covered with unnamable lights ... We live the end. The end is near. Take your life as it comes ... try to be yourself ..í. the whisper "yourself" vanished with far east wind and never ... never came back. The Death Smiled. :-) Þ­