147 Hello purveyors of Frozen Food! Hope you're enjoying this computer magazine thing (whatever it's called) and are prepared to endure a lengthy rant from my good self on the subject of comics. But should we be calling them comics now? Your average 25 year old "intelligent person" doesn't want to be seen buying a 'comic'˙ no matter how well-written and literate it is˙ for fear of being laughed at. So we invent the 'graphic novel' to make the medium more acceptable˙ very much like how 'progressive rock' softened the blow for 'adults' who found they still liked rock music in the early 70s. OK˙ I realise the need to differentiate between quality material and the tiresome superhero yawn that most comics are˙ but is re-titling (pretentious re-titling too - imagine calling a cartoon 'graphic drama'!) in order to create an obvious marketing strategy the best way? (That's a rhetorical question by the way). At the risk of doing what I've accused the graphic novel pushers of doing (i.e. telling you what it's hip to read). I'm going to mention some of my favourite artists/writers working in the comics medium˙ together with why I like them and where to see their work. (They're in no particular order˙ alphabetical or otherwise˙ 'cos I can't be arsed!) JAIME AND GILBERT HERNANDEZ Authors of the legendary LOVE & ROCKETS which came out of the early US Hardcore/Punk rock explosion in the early 80s˙ a soon-to-be film and nothing to do with the band of the same name ("I don't care if those fucking goths stole our name. They suck anyway." - Jaime H.) LOVE & ROCKETS centres around the lives of believable characters rather than superheros or 'positive role models'. Unpretentious˙ easy to read and enjoyable due to the Hernandez brothers' use of the oft-neglected art of storytelling. ROBERT CRUMB˙ without whom none of this underground comics stuff would be with us today. A highly influential genius˙ his life and work has been assessed in detail elsewhere. (Nice to see him on Sunday morning 'youth' programming TV a few weeks back.) His wife Aline also does great stuff and has a quota of self-hatred to match her husband. Canadian CHESTER BROWN's YUMMY FUR title started as a home-made mini-comic and grew. Coming from a family so religious that saying the word "gosh" was forbidden˙ Chester began to question his beliefs and now wades knee-deep in blasphemy˙ filth and scatology. An expert at storytelling˙ flashbacks and facial expressions (which always attracts me in comic art)˙ his ED THE HAPPY CLOWN collection is probably easiest to get hold of (although a comic shop around here whose name sounds like "phantasy whirled" won't even order it for you.) CHARLES BURNS has a familiar˙ idiosyncratic storytelling and drawing style which owes an awful lot to the 50s culture that comics grew out of. (Yes I know they were around before then but the 50s are meant to be some kind of Golden Era). Darkness˙ deformity childhood and fantasies intercepted by the real world (much of his work is allegorical) abound. His contributions to the strange RAW collections and his solo book HARD BOILED DEFECTIVE STORIES˙ concerning the adventures of El Borbah˙ wrestler and private detective ˙ are cool! SAVAGE PENCIL's horrifying visions include such wastelands of humanity as Mr Inferno˙ Driller Penis and Dead Duck. He does a lot of stuff for record covers˙ writes for the NME as Edwin Pouncey˙ did the 'ROCK & ROLL ZOO' strip for Sounds˙ sang with The Art Attacks and The Kray Cherubs˙ compiled and designed a picture disc of Hell's Angel movie music˙ released a 7" single containing no music˙ just etchings on both sides˙ collaborated with the likes of LYDIA LUNCH on the NYAK!NYAK! comic and so on. His recent CORPSEMEAT 2 title was destroyed in almost it's entirety by puritanical printers. For all the info you need on the guy˙ try and find FORCED EXPOSURE No 16 zine. JAMIE HEWLETT's most famous creation is the well-known Tank Girl strip ˙ done in collaboration with writer Alan Martin. Also responsible for Hell City˙ Hewligan's Haircut (in recent 2000ADs) and Wonky Man. Famous for amazing and often surreal detail˙ great facial expressions˙ a style which is launching a thousand imitators and coming from Worthing˙ poor sod. PETER BAGGE. Forget The Simpsons˙ his Bradley family set the standard for cartoon families you love to hate cos you identify with them so much it hurts. Also responsible for Studs Kirby˙ the voice of righter than the Hitler youth wing America plus a drawing style you can spot at 2000 paces. Read NEAT STUFF (if you can still find copies) and his new HATE title. Still with us? Good˙ good. Honorary mentions to Art Spiegelman˙ Shaky Kane˙ Dori Seda etc etc etc. This list could take up all your precious disc - the article nearly did!! Next issue I will probably be investigating the following - Why the captain of the Titanic could only have come from Stoke. Why right-on feminist publications can't spell "women" Why you shouldn't eat Flake bars without a condom Why Elvis Presley never went surfing. Overly and Outwardly˙ PT