2DFuck Amiga Format Monthly!N1 GVP Hard Drive adverts on every fucking page, and in a few goddamn Hey guys,Polaris here to air my views articles too! "Yes, we think that all on a top selling Amiga Magazine, yes, Amiga Users should own a Hard Drive, it's that fucking load of shit known they speed up GAMES so much and you as Amiga Format. Now,I don't buy that don't have to SWAP DISKS!" lamers, many Amiga Magazines any more, but I and I hate lameness! What kind of once bought about 5 a month, which asshole would buy a Hard Drive purely left me with no money and lame info for shitty games playing???? Christ, from these assholes who have the let's not forget the other AF trade- tenacity to call themselves mark which pisses me off to no end, journalists! Lately I got an issue the old phrase "If there was no of AF from some guy bcoz I gave him piracy then the price of games would some wares, and I glanced through be lower, and the whole `community' the crap,and read a few things of of Amiga Owners would have a better interest.... The people writing for life....bullshit! Do you really think the zine are all so fucking laaaame!! that money-grabbing assholes like I mean, they just waffle on about how Virgin, US GOLD,Ocean etc.. are gonna good Zool is, and talk to people from lower their prices if there is no Ocean Software about their opinions software piracy? No way, they're not on Virtual Reality,what the fuck most gonna settle for any less than they Ocean people know about VR is beyond know they can get! me.....Ocean are lamers, why ask them about VR? Then we have the wonderful Here's a quote to show the lameness of AF: And by the way Mr. Asshole, according to your sacred fucking copyright laws "I think we have been guilty in the it is illegal to record any past of using this stereotype, but programmes from TV, so your so called mostly I think it's the term `pirate' Playground Piracy (Lamer kids trading with its glamourous connotations, is 1 year old wares) is NOT worse than the problem" (Bad fuckin' grammar!) taping TV programmes, the only The twat continues to act like a difference is that TV Stations know holy avenger against piracy when he people are gonna do it anyway, but says : software houses want more money, so "There are a few dedicated crackers they bring it to the attention of around who think they're doing some- all lamers and get people fined or thing terribly clever and anarchic, fucked in prison for copying some but really they make no difference. stuff!! I recently read the interview It's `playground piracy' that's the with Bob Hay, the chief dickhead in problem: young people and ignorant 2FAST,1 and he tried to act so cool in parents who think it's no worse to the interview, he used some word like copy a game disc (Disc?? - HAH HAH!) flipping or blast or some other than it is to tape a programme of rebellious word, yeah, he's in touch the telly. And of course there's an with the teenagers and young men enormous difference." who are active in the pirate scene! This guy....the editor I think, is so I admit that most good pirates and fucking good at speaking through his crackers and anybody who frequently ass!! Playground Piracy - Yeah right! breaks the law, not me..heh heh, will always get a good rush outta doing had nothing to do with the game! something cool that you shouldn't, it's a rebel factor that all people OK, piracy aside, and all of AF's should have, if not then they're just bitching about it, let's turn to boring faggots. Piracy is all this something I think is more important. crap zine goes on about, I wish they 3THE SCENE!1 - This is another thing would just shut the fuck up and leave which AF seems to completely deny the `Piracy is o-so-wrong' subject the existance of, yes AF, there is a behind them! Stealing someones work highly active scene, which contains is not good for the guy who worked many creative and fun guys, but I'm hard doing it, but it's good for the sorry, they don't do games, shit many guy who steals it, because he's the of them don't even play the pieces one that's getting something for of shit!! I recall reading something nothing, hell, fuck the other guy!! I in an AF which said that Demo writers admit that if everyone else done this should just write games.....bollocks! then the programmers would not work, Guys like Dan/Anarchy programs games, and therefore no games = no users. and he codes cool demos and recently But the software companies make all the cool music disk "Legalize It II", the cash, the guys who fucking are but I still think that scene coders responsible for 2CREATING1 the game rule, and people who program for big are fucked away and given only a companies get a shitty deal, ok, so small piece of the cash, this means they earn enough money to get by on, when you buy a game you're giving but it's still not good enough by a money to a rich gang of fuckers who longshot. The scene is cool, it's the only real sub-culture, (aside from the music subcultures) and I am just 2Article by1 : 3Polaris/Eclipse1 so fucking sick of all these 2Clipart by1 : 3Moz/Eclipse1 magazines talking shit,fuck ALL Amiga magazines, long live the Diskzine!!!! Can you imagine how cool a scene magazine would be? It could be laid out like the normal bullshit rags, but with interviews with scene guys and groups......reviews of the latest diskzines, demos, intros, music disks etc..But will we ever see one? Maybe, but such a magazine would have to be underground in its philosophies....no doing anything to get the money and the readers...will we ever see one? I bloody hope so anyway! D>X< P O L A R I S / E C L I P S E >X<N