Yo,  you all there!  This is the PROF
COMPETITION    joystick   from   SUZO
speaking.   Some  days  before,  Tipo
asked  me  to  describe my life story
for Outta Limits mag and I agreed.

Well,   first  of  all  I  have  been
produced,  like  almost every brother
and  sister  of  mine,  in  Japan.  I
don't  remember  very good my infancy
coz  I  was  too  little and I wasn't
able  to  think.   I learned thinking
(writing and reading, too) when I was
finally in shop.  My shop was the big
department  store  in  Franfurkt A.M.
and  its name is Kaufhof.  Now, I can
see  the  moment  like a picture when
one lamer (sorry Tipo) bought me.  It
was  26.07.1991.   I costed (I think)
27  DM  and  I  was  one  of the last
pieces.
Lamer  have played so much games with
me  so  I can say that I'm a veteran.
One  of  the  most  played  games was
Gravity   force.    He   played,  and
played,  and  played  when he finally
read  in the I.C.E.  what is the code
for  every level.  I don't understand
how  he  could  play so ugly & stupid
game so much.  He is a real idiot.  I
can  say  that he have "destroyed" me
with  that  game.   Now I'm squeaking
when  you  move  my  stick  like when
somebody is fucking.

THE SAD PART:
In  last  4  monts  he  don't  use me
anymore,  becouse  he is painting (as
he  says)  and  becouse he is playing
only  Jimmy  White's  snooker (what a
shitty  game).  Today I'm just a pile
of  dust.   This  is  not  the normal
story  this  is  the  tragedy.  Happy
life ends with (4 months) death.

With tears in eyes yours
             PROF COMPETITON joystick


Message  from  Tipo  to the joystick:
You are a lucky boy,I found Lotus II!



                             TIPO/PLS