The United States Of America.  Well , I few weeks ago I went to Florida , U.S.A. And had a pretty cool time. No , a real super time! Hahaha. Ok , in Florida there are sad places like DisneyWorld and shit like that , but there are also some cool places.... I think the USA is at the moment the best country on Earth. If you are one of these sad people who say "No. England is better" or "France is better" , then what the fuck is your problem? How can England be better than the USA??? The USA is the land of the free , where you can be what you want to be. It's a place where dreams come true , where a kid without a cent can grow up to be president.( "Is this somekind of unfunny joke?") No! The USA is so cool , and I reccomend you go and live there for ever! You know , a lot of people say the TV is crap in America. Huh? "They are too many channels" people say. Hold on. Suruly the more channels you have , the more choice there is , so you get to see the programs you like. In places like New York they have over 200 channels , and anyone who wants to open up a new cable channel can. All you need is a camera. The only complaint , is the picture quality(MKW tells me it's 22% less good over there because of radiation or something) , anyway who the hell cares! But , each city has it's different channels. Ie. the channels in Orlando are differnt to thouse in Miama , apart from the cable channels like MTV and CNN which are available everywhere. I thought the tv was supurb , far better than it is in Europe. I really dont know why everyone hates American tv so much. The top 7 tv programs in the USA where in the week I was there -  1. NBA finals(NBC) 2. Roseanne(ABC) 3. Home Impovement(ABC) 4. Coach(ABC) 5. 60 minutes(CBS) 6. Seinfield(NBC)  and the bottem 3 were(excluding cable channels)  1. Parker Lewis cant lose(FOX) 2. Life Goes On(ABC) 3. Sharky ground(FOX)  Cool , eh? How did I get these figures? The paper of course. Which also told me the top 10 movies. They were  1. The Firm 2. Jurrasic Park(212.06m gross so far) 3. Sleepless in Seattle 4. Dennis the menace 5. Snow White 6. Son-in-law 7. Last action here 8. Whats love... 9. Cliffhanger 10. Menace II Society (Weekend at Bernies 2 had not been released)  Geez , how cool huh? What about music. I betcha you all think "Well , the music is crap over there." , sorry. You are wrong! Lets have a look at the COLLEGE BAND ALBUM CHART(thats what they cool the alternative scene)  1. PJ Harvey 2. Porno for Pyros 3. Primus 4. Front 242 5. The Fall 6. M.M. Buisness 7. Mercury Rev 8. Fugazi  Hmmm. Cool? What else do you want to know? Books? You go...No , ok. Video? No. Ok. If you dont want to read this crap press escape. Fuck , im so tired I think I may stop here......You want more????? Ok.... Hold it , fuck what you think im going to write some more if you like it or not! Hahahahaha! The guys at the USA love bubble gum(even the newsreaders chew gum!) , and in shops the bubble gum selection was massive! They also like pringles. Ever heard of these? Weird stuff , I tell you. They like this drink called 'mello yello' , which was a supurb soft drink. There fave. sport is baseball , and they call everyone 'buddy' or 'bud' , but there fave. word is 'cool' , they all say it. Even the newsreaders! Ha , thats the impression I got in the USA. 90% of the population is cool. Whereas in Europe only about 30/40% is cool. Oh , the fruit machines are cool over there too! I put in a cent , and out came all these coins! Millions and millions. I had so much I could not carry it all , I had to leave some in there! Geez! People were saying "I dont belive it! He only put one in , and look how much he won!" Hahaha. Cool. SHit- man , im much too tired to write anymore. Besides I have been on this amiga all morning. I gota get a job , dont spend all your life on this amiga - go and call your friends , call your girl - go out! Amiga is shit. Life is cool! press escape.