\C2\LN\LF\CT\F6\C3The event of the century - partytime\C2\LF\LN\LF\F7\FU\C1By Chromag/Dual Crew\LF\LF

\F4We are proud to introduce to you the fucking best party in the
glorious history of the world of copyparties !!!
This IS the event of the century and beats all partyrecords 
ever made ...\LF\LF

\F5\CT\C2The facts\F1\LF\FU\C1\LF


As this is going to be the biggest party ever, we have arranged
the olympic stadium of Berlin, because we're waiting for about
\C350.000\C1 visitors from all over the universe.
The sponsors of this event, namely Coca Cola and McDonalds' will
assure you the highest amount of money for the winners of our 
competitions ever seen.\LF\LF

We have also some special facilities like \C3V.I.P.\C1 rooms for the
known groups equipped with servants and personel, 5,5 gigawatt
boosters for the best soundeffects, a jumboscreen of ten metres
for the compos and more.\LF\LF

McDonalds' has especially built up 3 restaurants in front of the
stadium so that you won't die of starvation.\LF\LF

\F5\CT\C2The competitions\F1\LF\FU\C1\LF
We think that the normal compos are out so that we invented some
new thrilling competitions, just like ...\LF\LF

\C3- The music compo :\C1  Jean Michel Jarre, Vangelis and Jan Hammer
will be the judges to insure all that the compo will be fair.
The prize will be a Contract with a Record Company worth
Billions of dollars.\LF\LF

\C3- The gfx compo :\C1 We assure that the winning picture will be a girl 
(As it has been the last 14 partys). So the prize is a girl! Yes,
It's true! We have invited Cindy Crawford, Maria Whittaker ++. So
if you win the Graphics compo You will get a night to remember 
with one of our girls!!\LF\LF

\C3- The demo compo :\C1 quite simple, the best demo gets 100.000 Swantu-
dollars, god knows how much that is ...\LF\LF

\C3- The special competitions\C1 are Top secret, But expect at least 1000
Surprise productions.\LF\LF

\F5\CT\C2More facts\LF\FU\F1\C1\LF

The party is only for Amiga and Apple users, because we think that
most of the Amiga users are also Applesoft basic freaks.
Due to the fact that Berlin is so hard to find we have arranged a
FREE pick up service. We will \C3pick you up and directly bring you
from your home to the party, you'll only have to pay the taxi bill\C1
and a little amount of money to the organizers, let's say 500 dollars.
We have called this a copyparty so please don't talk to eachother.
If someone of the party staff notices you doing something else than
copying we'll call the police. Alcohol is also forbidden and so is
coffe, coke tea or any other kind of drug. It has to be serious, else
we'll kill you or you will be the happy one to judge the fart competition, 
which is even worse, because Chromag of Dual Crew will also compete there!!
Be there or be square !!\LF\LF

\F5\CT\C2Epilogue\LF\FU\F1\C1\LF

This is a very good example of a Partyinvitation. What will happen is 
something everybody know! Just take a look at the Hurricane party
in Denmark, different German parties and other parties. \C3 They promised
everything and it was nothing.\LF\LF

\C1With this article I hope future organizers look how silly it is to 
promise TOO much, when they know they can't handle it! \C3Write Realistic
Party invitations and people at the party will be much more happy!\LF\LF\XX