\C2\LN\LF\CT\F6\C3HELP, We are on the top of the wrong chart!\C2\LF\LN\LF\F8\FU\C1By Lord Helmet\LF\F3\LF
Have your ever dreamed about topping a chart? Become famous and rich! 
That was what the RAW staff also thought! We hit the TOP place in the
Eurochart and everything was perfect!  We just sat down and waited
for the money and girls should come to us! \BFBUT NOTHING HAPPENED!\NM\LF\LF

Suddenly we found out that we was on the WRONG! chart. In some days we
didn't know what to do! We \C2WERE SHOCKED!\C1 Was it really this we had 
fought for in 4 months!  Now we are over this shock, we can reveal you
the DIFFERENCE between \C2BILLBOARD and EUROCHART!:\LF\LF  


\F5\CTGIRLS\F3\LF\FU\LF

BILLBOARD:\C1 We would have got at least 100 girls writing fanletters each 
week. We could ask \C2every girl\C1 in the world for a date. We would get 
offers to make movies with Cindy Crawford, Demi Moore, Michelle Pfeiffer etc.\LF\LF
\C2EUROCHART:\C1 Nearly no girls notice the Eurochart and therefore no
fanletters from girls. No girls at the town seems to be impressed
if we tell them "\C2 BABE\C1, We are on top the Eurochart"! Neither by
this sentence "\C2Sweatheart\C1, Do you know that I am the main editor
in most popular diskmagazine".\LF\LF
\C2\F5\CTPARTIES\F3\LF\FU\LF

BILLBOARD:\C1 We would have got invitations to BIRTHDAY-parties to all the
stars. Also other partyes! Here we could booze together with Arnold
Schwarzenegger, laugh about the sentence "\C2 I NEED A HOLIDAY\C1". After the party,
drive  your limonsine with your chosen women to the Hotel and rent
the Best suite available.\LF\LF

\C2EUROCHART:\C1 There are a few partyes here also. Most of them BAD
arranged. Here we can \C2look and copy\C1 the latest stuff. After a partyday,
we must get our sleepingbag and sleep together with 300 others which
snores loud!\LF\LF

\C2\F5\CTFOOD\F3\LF\FU\LF

BILLBOARD: \C1We are welcome at all the nice and expensive \C25-stars\C1 around
the world, of course a table at the window\LF\LF
\C2EUROCHART:\C1 The only place we are accepted and can afford are Mcdonalds,
BurgerKing etc. , of course with \C2dirty tables!\LF\LF

\C2\F5\CTMONEY\F3\LF\FU\LF

BILLBOARD: \F1Money would flow into our \C2bankaccounts!\C1 We could support
friends with money. Our parents would be VERY pleased!\LF\LF
\C2EUROCHART:\C1 With RAW we only get lousy \C2swapperdisks\C1 and a few money that
are not enough to make our parents impressed!\LF\LF

\C2\F2\F5\CTWORK:\F3\LF\FU\LF

BILLBOARD:\C1 We got so much money that we don't need to work more than
2-3 months  year(with movies & records). So we could buy a house on
Hawai and live happy there!\LF\LF

\C2EUROCHART:\C1 Since we got on the top of Eurochart, we have got two offers
of jobs:\LF\CT\LF

1. ICE-CREAM SALESMEN\LF
2. SHOE SALESMEN (BUNDY RULES!)\LF\FU\LF

and we are still living with our parents!\LF\LF

So all of you who think of starting a diskmagazine, don't tell you that
you weren't \C2WARNED!\C1\LF\LF

Well, Here We are selling shoes to Old, fat and complaining women and 
are now on the wrong chart! \C2Can life be worse?\C1\XX