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 ÊÌ        THE  DIFFERENCE  
             BETWEEN  
          LADIES AND GIRLSÉË
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Èby ÊSome girl, I guessÈ


You    probably   think   that   the
difference  between ladies and girls
has  something  to do with age.  But
it's  not.   There are in fact girls
who  are 85 years old and ladies who
are  15.   It all depends on how you
behave as a person.

Girls  are  women  in  all ages, who
haven't  been stopped by conventions
and  fear.   They  haven't  accepted
suppression and limitations.  Ladies
are  H.M.   Queen Elizabeth of Great
Britain  and Maggie Thatcher in one.
Girls  are  Katherine Hepburn, Golda
Meir and Dolly Parton in one.

Someone has said that women who call
themselves girls are always over 40.
This  means,  as  I understand, that
old   women  often  call  themselves
girls just to make people think that
they  are  younger  than they really
are.

Ladies   never   take  any  chances.
Girls live by the motto:  "Women who
wants  equality with men, don't have
any  ambitions".  Í (Dream  on girls.
Ed). Ë  Ladies  often  give up, sulks
and says:  "I can't do that".  Girls
are  more  stubborn and tries again.
Especially if it's difficult.  There
is always something new to learn.

Ladies  gossips and moralizes at the
same  time.  Girls chatters nonstop.
Without  any  sort of shame.  Ladies
can  no  longer laugh till they cry.
Girls  can  giggle and laugh as they
did  when  they  were 10 years old -
even  if  they're  100.   Ladies are
always  so damn customary.  Girls go
with  yellow,  green  and  pink  and
don't care if they got a hole in one
sock.   Ladies  force  themselves to
clean  up.  Girls blow away the dust
whenever  they get visits and cleans
only for fun when the need arrives.

Ladies   are   persistent   persons.
Girls  see  the  difference  between
trifles  and  real  problems.  Girls
thinks  that  girls-dinners are some
of  the  funniest  things  there is.
Ladies says:  "Ush, how gloomy, only
ladies   are  invited."  Ladies  are
boring,  no  sense  of  humour or of
"practical jokes".

Ladies  never  fill out their income
tax  returns.   Ladies often let men
open  the door for them, light their
cigarettes  and  pay  their  dinner.
Í(And  fuck  their brains out !  Ed.)
ËBut  they  never let men place their
money or drive their car.

Ladies  always  think  on  how  they
look.  They never know if they might
meet someone they know on the bus or
something.   Girls  dare  to look in
the   mirror  and  look  angrily  at
wrinkles, grey hair and pimples.

Ladies  between  20  and 100 haven't
got any fun.  Girls often have great
fun. Í   (Doing   what  ?   Ed.,  the
sexist)Ë


Ladies  get  bitter and difficult to
handle   when  they  have  struggled
through  a  whole life.  They always
give  someone else the blame for not
getting   their   dreams  fulfilled.
Girls never die curious.  They never
regret  a  thing they do.  Only that
which  they  never  got  to  do.Í  (I
thought  you  said  girls never died
curious !?  Ed.)Ë

ÉTHE ENDÈ








Ê(The  co-editors  are very sorry for
the  sexist-remarks  which  from the
main-editor.   Please excuse him and
his  behaviour, we guarantee that it
will never happen again.

Yours sincerely 
Tommy and Kingpin)






ÍÈ
(Women  are only useful in two ways:
cooking  and  fucking  !   Ed.   the
sexist strikes again)
ËÊ(The  co-editors are again very very
sorry   for  the  behaviour  of  our
main-editor.  If there are any women
out  there,  who  want  to  sue this
bastard.   His  address is somewhere
else  in  your  favourite  mag.  (No
Chester, not Zine !!)

Yours  most  sincerely  and  forever
faithfully Tommy and Kingpin)ÿ