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       ÉÌTHE IDIOT OF THE ISSUEÈÍ
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ÍR.A.W.   will  in  every issue pick
one  person  and label him "idiot of
the issue".  We will give this label
to  people,  who have done something
or said something really stupid.  If
you  mean that this is meant to hurt
this  or  these  person(s), then you
are  absolutely  right !!!!  And now
to this issue's FUCKING PEA-BRAIN:


Lars  Storstrand is 27 years old and
runs  "Truth  Library", an norwegian
organisation that informs the public
about how rock-influence injures us.
From  being  a  big  KISS-fan in his
teenages,  he ended up on the "wrong
side"  and  became  Christian at the
age of 20.  (Fucking traitor!!  Ed.)

Now  rock  'n'  roll  only makes him
sick.  He describes it like this:

Ê"If  I  by  accident happen to walk
pass a record-store playing rock-
music,  I  start to shiver all over,
and  can't consentrate about neither
the  Bible  nor  praying for several
hours."È (Poor thing.  Ed.)

Lars  "The  Anti-rocker"  Storstrand
has  an  explanation  too!!!  Do all
you  head- bangers out there want to
hear it ?!!?  I thought so!  Here it
comes:

Ê"It's  the rythm in rock that makes
it so injurious.  Rock dates from an
african  musicform that were used in
voodoo-ceremonies where evil spirits
were   called   upon.    This  music
followed african slaves to USA where
it developed to rock 'n' roll"

ÈLars   has  more  on  his  Christian
heart:

Ê"Rock  consists  of several unmoral
word-symbols.   "Rock  'n'  Roll" is
for  example  a  paraphrase  of  the
term:   male  and female sex-organs.
The  meaning  of  the word "Jazz" is
really male-orgasm. È (Who likes jazz
anyway?      Ed.) Ê   In    scentific
experiments    mice,    exposed   to
rock-music, became cannibalistic and
flowers  started  to  wither.   È (I
guess  mice  and  flowers ain't wild
and   long-hairy   rock-fans   then!
Ed.)"

We  took  the liberty to ask Lars if
there      is     any     guaranteed
non-dangerous   music,   i.e  church
music.

Ê"Well,  much  of  the  church-music
made  today, doesn't satisfy neither
according  words  nor music.  But if
we  go  back to the old hymns I have
difficulties  to  see that these are
dangerous.    But   I   can't   with
certainty  say  that  these  doesn't
include   unnatural  rythm  as  with
rock-music."

ÈWell,  that  was  the story of this
issue's  idiot.   If  you agree with
this  guy  and  think  that  rock is
unhealthy  for  us human-beings.  Or
if  you agree with us that this SHIT
FOR   BRAINS  should  be  put  in  a
sanatorium.     Or   if   you   have
suggestion   for  the  next  issue's
idiot.   THEN,  IF YOU HAVE ANY GUTS
AT  ALL,  YOU  STEAL  A PEN AND SOME
TOILET      PAPER      AND     WRITE
US........!!!!!!


ÉÌWritten by:  ÊÍTOMMYÿ
ÿ