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 ÌÉ         DEAR LORD HELMET
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ÊThe  psychical  healer  Lord  Helmet
will try to solve your problems.  If
you  have  some  problems  let  Lord
Helmet  know,  because  he  has  the
answers  to most questions.  Here is
this issue's problems:


ÈEach morning I wake up, I go to bath
and  feel  quite  dizzy.   This  has
happened  to  me  as  long  as I can
remember.  
--- 
ÊSurfer / Silents

É* Ì  STOPË  looking  yourself  in  the
mirror

ÈEach  time my mom gives my shoecream
with  goat  milk  to  desert,  I get
terrible  pain  in  my stomach.  
---
ÊRocket/Aurora


É*  Difficult to understand!!!  But I
guess  it's only a psychical matter.
So  think  that shoe-cream is good ,
and   to   your  surprise  you  will
discover that it will be GOOD.

ÈHi!   We  will  have a  family party
this  weekend.  I wonder if you have
some suggestions of what do to?
---
ÊRalph / Andromeda 

É* What about incest !

ÈI  think  the  radios plays too much
cruel  music.   They only play Devil
music.   That's  no  good.   Even in
prayers  they  play this heavy music
which   is  nothing  else  than  bad
electric guitars and thundering bass
guitars supplied by dunk dunk drums.
I  can  not imagine that people like
this  "so  called" music.  Have they
not  got  over  the  lowest musicial
level  yet?.   Todays musical ideals
are  not  high.   I like New Kids On
The  Block.  That's what I call real
music.   So  what  shall I do to get
AWAY  this heavy music which someone
is  stupid  enough  to  call music ?
--- 
ÊOmega/Rebels


É*  Why not turn on MTV and keep shut
for a while (Thanks!)


ÈI  have  always  wanted  to  see the
whole  world. How can I afford that?
---
ÊAndy/Andromeda


É*  Why  not buy a atlas ?  The whole
world in one book!


ÈI  have  had  problems  to  get me a
girl.   I  wondered  if you had some
good advices which I could use ?
--- 
ÊRaider of Motion

É* Of course, just do this....:

ÉFirst  you  have  to get eye-contact
with the girl.  Then you have to get
the  girl  to  know.  The evening is
over  and  you  have to offer her to
drive/ride  her home.  When you have
are half the way, show your very BIG
....   viking  knife  and ask her if
she  wants  to  have  sex  with you.
Amazingly  enough  98 % of the girls
answers   "YES"  to  this  question.
Therefore   I   recommend   this  to
everyone  who have problems with the
girls.   (If  this don't work, R.A.W
guarantee  all  money back!!!  Write
us and tell us where you failed!  )

ÊEnd of article.
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