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ÌÉ     How to be a QUARTEX MAN!
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ÈË
This text describes what it takes to
be  a  ÉQUARTEXÈ man.  If you meet the
following criterias, ÉYOUÈ should be 
in QUARTEX:

1) If a new release comes out and it
is ÉNOTÈ by Quartex, do you do the
following:

a)  Immediately  discredit  the  new
ware  by saying it is either a fake,
old,  a recrack, stupid, or "we have
had  it  for  3 or 4 days and didn't
want  to release it because it was a
lame game"

b)  Upload  a  Quartex  version of a
game on the Quartex boards ÉAFTERÈ the
real releases were posted on the bbs
first (yes,  Steve  we see you doing
this!)

2) Are you a hypocrit?  Examples:

a)  Do  you  criticize  releases  of
previews  yet  release  such  things
yourself?

b) Do you rank on ZELNIK and lead to
the  beating  up  of  this  pathetic
excuse for a boy and then let him in
the group?

c)  Do you criticize all releases as
being  non-working  when you make as
many  or  more  mistakes  (Fairlight
really  got  you  on Executioners eh
mates?)

3)  Do  you  rank  on  Skid Blow and
other groups for releasing non-games
when   you  do  the  same  (yes,  we
remember   the  endless  font  disks
released by wierd monger!)

4)  Do you incessentally whine about
everything  that you don't do (which
is practically the whole scene).

5)  Do you have an overinflated ego?
Do  you  really believe those stupid
Eurocharts?

6)  Are  you  a  drug  addict  or  a
pedophile?

If you meet the above criteria, then
ÉQUARTEXÈ  needs  you.   You owe it to
yourself  and  the rest of the Amiga
scene  to join this group.  The rest
of   the   losers  and  whiners  are
waiting  for  you so be sure to call
the  following boards to ensure your
joining of the Ì"QUARTEX MACHINE":Ë

Link  to Erection (37 year old sysop
still living with mum) Sleepy Rimmer
(drug  addict  sysop) Big Butt (What
is  this  lamer  doing in the scene,
what  a  wase) Euro Boards (not even
worth  mentioning by name--any group
with Selim and Rudi would have to be
lame)

So,  run,  don't walk.  Whine, don't
be  respectful.   Jerk-off  and call
your  local  Quartex  board and be a
Quartex-man!

Signed

Benjiÿ