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;HEY YOU THERE DOES THIS RING ANY BELLS:-

;ATDT 0161799****

;DAILING

;CONNECT
;CONNECT 33600/V42BIS
;CONNECT 33600/ARQ/V34/LAPM/V42BIS

;Welcome to MeSsY RoOm BBS
;Running AmiExpress 4.12 Copyright (C) 1992-95 LightSpeed Technologies Inc.
;Registration RMD-16.0147. You are connected to Node 1 at 33600 baud
;Connection occured at 01:24:17 08-19-97.


;Node 1: Receiving Your Call
;Node 2: Awaiting Connect
;Node 3: Awaiting Connect
;Node 4: Awaiting Connect
;Node 5: Busy
;Node 6: Busy
;Node 7: Busy
;Node 8: Awaiting Connect
;Node 9: Busy


;ENTER YOUR HANDEL D00D:poo pants

;PASSWORD:*********

;SYSOP ENTERING CHAT MODE

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;PC PLOD:HELO I HAVE A PC

;SYSOP:Get Da Fuc Ouder Heer! Ya nowse ass hole!
;TE HE HEHEHE!

;PC PLOD:THE IBM PC IS REALLY C00L I HAVE A 286 AND IT CICKS ASS!

;SYSOP:Does your 286 wear perfume? Go shag your computer you sad bastard!!!!

;+++ATH

;CLICK...



;IF IT DOES RING ANY BELLS, IT'S BECAUSE YOU ARE FUCKING LAMER!