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ÉÌ      SEX IN THE AMIGA SCENE 
           DOES IT EXIST?
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Éby ÈTommy and Lord Helmet and some
horny girls


ÈSorry,   we   had   to  cancel  this
article, instead we give you another
article   that   will  satisfy  your
enourmous  sex-needs!  Directly from
the  British  Parliament,  RAW gives
you:

É        EDUCATION IN THE EC
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Èby A BORING POLITICAN


Ê(WARNING! VERY BORING ARTICLE!)

ÈThis is one of the subjects that the
EC  hasn't  done  very much about so
far.   This  is  mainly bacause they
haven't  got very much power when it
comes  to  education.  In many years
it  has been their idea to harmonize
the   different  educations  in  the
different   countries,  but  now  it
seems  as if they started some brain
activity. Ê (OK, THAT'S ENOUGH!  LOAD
ANOTHER  ARTICLE!)È  If  we  have  to
judge the latest signals from the EC
Commision   and   the   Council   of
Ministers  it  seems  as if they now
think that every country should keep
it's own education system.  (This is
very positive, because for a country
like  Denmark  a  harmonizing of the
education system would have resulted
in  chaos. Ê (STILL READING?!?  DON'T
BLAME  US  IF YOU FALL ASLEEP!)È This
is  due to the fact that Denmark has
a  totally different system than the
other 11 countries in the community.
But  now  it seems as if the EC will
concentrate  itself on exchanging of
students  and  teachers.  This gives
the  students a great possibility to
study  3  months - 1 year in another
country.  Ê (WE  WERE PAID TO PUBLISH
THIS  ARTICLE!  HONEST!)È So far this
kind of exchanging works best at the
universities.   This is due that the
exams  at the universities are quite
similar  to  each  other  no  matter
which country you are in.  This kind
of exchanging has been running since
1988  as a program called "ERASMUS".
Ê(ERASMUS!      SOUNDS     LIKE     A
CONDOM-BRAND  TO  ME!  WELL, YOU CAN
NEVER  TRUST THESE HORNY POLITICANS,
CAN  YOU?!?)È It's an abbreviation of
"European  Community  Action  Scheme
for  the  Mobility of Students".  In
other  words  you could say that the
goal  for  this  program is to learn
the  young  Europians to move around
Europe.   It  Will be necessary when
the  EC  is  made  into  "the United
States  of  Europe"  (USE).  Ê (DID I
HEAR   YOU  SNORE,  OR  IS  IT  JUST
ME????)È  This  is, in fact, the main
idea  about  the  EC, to move around
Europe,  and  to feel as a Europian,
and   not   as   a   Dane,  Italian,
Frenchman   or   Belgian.    Another
program   of   the   more   than  30
education  programs is "Petra".Ê  (IT
IS  YOU!  WAKE UP WE'RE NOT FINISHED
YET!)È This program is concerning the
practical  educations  as bricklayer
and  timber.   Here's  the  problems
much   bigger   because   the  great
viarity  in  these  educations  from
country  to  country.   Some  of the
things  you learn as a bricklayer in
Denmark  you don't learn in England.
Here's  a  major problem for the EC.
Ê(HELL,  THIS IS GETTING AS BORING AS
"FREE 'N EASY!)È If the people has to
move  around  Europe  to  work there
should  be  the  same demands to the
employed  in  every country, and not
different  as in the above mentioned
eksample.   Although  the  education
system  works badly in the EC, there
are   some   possibilities   to  get
support to study in another country.
If  you  want Ê (BLAAH, BLAAH, BLAAH!
BLAAH,  BLAAH, BLAAH!, BLAAH, BLAAH,
BLAAH!   BLAAH,  BLAAH, BLAAH!  This
goes  on  for  about 78 pages, so we
decided to cut the crap now, because
of   the  lack  of  discspace.   The
remaining   80   per  cent  of  this
article is stuck in the toilet.  (We
HAVE  called  a  plummer,  so  don't
worry!) With this article RAW proves
that  we  publish even articles that
makes one puke!!)

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