TITLE:THE PEARLS THAT MAKE EVERY MAG A FUNNY MAG PALETTE:0223 099b 08ba 0cc9 3SCENE PEARLS 2By Marcio These are the credits written in 3Nightfall1's Flowers Pack serie. Compiled - Benjo; Code - Dsk; Graphics - Lynx; 2Idea - Xad1. We must recognize that Xad's idea to make a new demo pack was outstandingly original. In 3Eternal 21 appears a nice story entitled "Revenge of the lamers" written by 2Wizard/Centura1. It's the hard and heroic experience of the author who, having got across a "lamer" and his "lame" acts, decides to have his revenge on the poor being. His joke raises the wrath of the lamer's father with whom our hero has finally to excuse himself in order to avoid worse problems. A marvellous example of computer damage on kids under 12. In the short story "Zardarish Wars" by 2Death Angel/Zite1 in 3Eternal 21 you can discover the existence of a brand new metal in the universe, the "precious Arda-metal". "A very light kind of metal, which is very difficult to manufacture, but when handled well it can be used as an impenetrable shield. It can even stand laserweapons and A-bombs which are forbidden anyway". In 3Upstream 71 by Balance we have discovered a new way of creating articles. 2Wolfman1, seriously affected by a severe attack of 2Journalistite1, a desease which transfors normal and seemingly peaceful editors in mad scoop seekers and scandalistic journalists, has written a pair of pearl of rare value. The first one, 2RWO - A casanova in trouble1, is an incredibly interesting article about RWO, his girlfriend and his problems. The second one, 2Famous musician with racistic opinions1, talks about Heatbeat and his possible racistic ideas. You can look forward to grab the next issue of Upstream and of many other diskmags for more pearls of this genre. In the issue 12E of 3SledgeHammer1 another RAW's vicious lies is unveiled to the scene! In the article 2"The Spy can drive!"1 we are told that contrary to RAW's statements the Spy hasn't any problems with driving licences! The Journalistite is spreading... 2Emergency - Scene Help!!!1 is the title of the most humorous article of 3Upstream 371. With some glimpses of bad taste, 2Wolfman1 enlightens us with his instructions to conquer the future scenes of third world countries. There'll be sceners who take this article seriously and write their own little piece polemizing or discussing the ironic "proposal" and those replying articles will be sure Golden Pearl as we have proves that sceners' IQ has never been reassuringly (not that we are an exception). In 3The Jungle 51 an interesting article by 2Friendly/Damian1 is titled: 2"Too many 2charts spoil the scene"1. It's a common SOwhat?-2000 bytes-filler, similar to the ones who appear in every mag, but that's not the point. Besides the fact that the article's content doesn't matter too much with the meaning of the title, it's remarkable to notice how the same Jungle boast an interesting Best Coders-Demos-Games-GFX artists-Groups-Musicians-Trackmos chart. Maybe Friendly is not informed of the contents of the mag of his own group when he says: "Nobody takes the small Charts very serious. And that's good..." 3Visual Intensity 21 by Dual Format. Article: 2"Scene News"1. We quote: "THE COOKIE MONTER is now the other main editor of Visual Intensity (weeeeeeeeeee!)". A bright example of innovative and informative news. 3RAW1 did it again, even if we haven't been the first ones to have spotted it (the guys in The Jungle 5, directly involved, have immediately caught the pearl). In his editorial of the 6th issue, 2Lord Helmet1, proud of the new code the good Perplex has done declares: "In this issue we bring you a brand new concept never before made by a diskmag. RAW is from this issue Multitasked!". Besides the usual nice spandimerda tone there's just to note that The Jungle had made it some months before. Thanks for the laugh, Lord! 3RAW1 tries harder once more. In the article 2"Melon Dezign - To be disbanded?" (Issue 6) it's written, as a confidential news, that Melon Dezign are going to die all at once, possibly in the occasion of The Party III. In order to prove what is written in this clamorous and unexpected news the "unknown" writer generates this 3Golden Pearl1: "If Melon find this rumour false, we advice Melon to release an intro within 14 days where they tell the scene about their future plans. To the readers: If you don't get this intro within 3 weeks you can be sure that this rumour is true!!!". Congratulations! 2The best pearl of scene history. In the article 2"Scene Pearls"1 published in the last 3Scenarium1, Marcio underlines a pearl of the short story "Zardarish Wars" by Death Angel/Zite published in Eternal 2. Pretending to seem clever and keen Marcio makes irony about an invented Arda metal, convinced that metals are only particular atomic elements, who, obviously, can't be "discovered" anymore, in a stable state. After a scrupulous dictionary research he discovers that "metal" can be intended also as an alloy of more metals intended as chemical elements, which, therefore, could actually be "discovered" and maybe even have particular properties. In other words, I revoke the pearl given to Death Angel (Sorry) and I take it for myself.